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I feel like my last post had the worst title
of all 184 posts I have
I will improve it immensely today

Only 184 posts??
Smh ..
well
I know I know
Sigh
Anyway
Uhh
Idk what I wanted to say

I just wanted to post
So I supposed we can have a surprise guest today

Jim: o=? Who dis?

You obviously...
Jim: But .. how is that a surprise??

Cuz
People expect you so they'd not expect you
So they'd be surprised that it wasn't a surprise
Jim: ......

:D
Jim: .....

:D
Jim: ,,,,,

-glares-
Jim: :DDDDDD

:3 Good boy
so Jim tell us about yourself
What do you aspire to be in life?
Jim: Uhmmm i-I didn't prepare a speech... this is all so sudden.. -freezes up-

And that's that folks
Tune in next time for
Things

I really don't know what's going on

On another note
Mr Onion man still doesn't have his own place
Sighh
-sad emoji-

I'm a failure

I think I'd need to squeeze it into my busy schedule

Jim: You don't have a busy schedule
Shut up Jim
you're supposed to be Frozen

Jim: Just let it go man.

.....................
You serious?
Jim: -grins-

-goes back to things-

So
I'm looking on the right side of the typie box place
And I'm seeing the post settings

Wondering what Permalink is
And the thing is now..
I
Don't wanna google it
Cuz I know
that if I do
I'll go on something else
And get distracted for hours
-clicks-

OHHHHHHH
I know what thinks is
I can
and I quote (from my head so it's not technically a quote although people quote me)
I can make my own link
Hahahahaha
Psh
-sassy girl emoji-
Skin
....
Wtf
why
did
I
Type
Skin
?????

-confused-
I think I wanted to say that
I probably shouldn't put all these emojis
Cuz like
I'm lazy rn
And also cuz
I don't wanna "ANF"

But alas

I must
cuz
I'm a committed person
So
Ima do that then
Yah....

good stuff
-she said with a lisp-
(Only few will get this reference... very few... Maybe just 2 ..or three.. 1 of which doesn't read my posts)
:D

Pce~

iFly ♥

.{CrookedWings}.