Saturday 27 February 2016

♥I think I can♥

This app needs an update Google wth????

Some of us actually use formatting other than freaking bold and damn italics 
 From my iPhone @ 3:16 PM

It's like
You don't even care about it T.T
(Even if I gave a review or whatever some years ago)
Anyway I guess it's whatever |:<
For now

I have a very important question
Why do cans have to put the colours they used on the side of their can ??


Is this like ... a must or like ??
Idk .-. 
What's it for ?
-looks it up- 

Oh 
lol uhhm 
this will definitely be a short post 
sigh 
I got distracted for 5 hours this time 
hahahahaha
Sorry 

Anyway 

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Saturday 20 February 2016

♥EmojiMAkers: HeedMYCall♥

Lol guys
I went to class ...
Oops
Not what I'm supposed to say
First of all
IT's Saturday
No one goes to class on saturday ._.
(Well not by choice)

Anyway
I was at a CONCERT!

not that kinda concert
with like a band
or a famous celebrity
(Beyonce)
But like
A musical concert
With a Pianist
and a Violinist
I swear
I think my favourite Nstrument is the piano y'know
Maybe
I'm not sure yet
In any case
I respect people who can play it really well

Not that I don't respect  all people who play instruments
It's just that
I used to play piano back in my day
"-old lady emoji-"
It's not that it was hard
But it definitely wasn't easy

So I commend lady who was on piano
But that VIOLIN tho
I like that it's like a more sophisticated guitar
Kinda

Emojis that should exist 
  1. :3
  2. e.e  


Idk why they don't
Well I kinda have an idea why :3 
isn't an emoji 

They won't be able to make it as nice I feel 
I challenge you emoji makers
Heed my call o============
The second one 
Well 
IT's simple enough... 
they shouldn't mess that up honestly 

Anyway 
I'd love to stay and chat but 
._. 
School work beckons 
And idk when I'll finish 
I may return 

But then what is the point?

So yea

No formatting today 
(Well not much anyway)

This is a boring post |: 
But to spice things up 

(centered)

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

I never really noticed how the {} are kinda like crooked wings literally o-o
Haha I am a Jeanius :DD
Only a few people will know why this is a beautiful pun
Which is sad
I may reveal it one day
Who knows..

y'know it's funny cuz
I remember saying that I may start a story randomly here one day
I'm supposed to be leaving sigh
"-tired emoji-"
It's always like this

Ok ok
Lemme go ._.


Friday 19 February 2016

♥AhmaJust LeaveThis Here♥




Idk what it is guys...
But I always get a high from blogging

Maybe I didn't want it to take over my life soo
Maybe
in the back of my mind
I knew ...
I knew it'd take over my life
if I posted everyday

So my brain subconsciously did things

I like yesterday's post picture
It really suited the ....
vybe of the post
"-cry laughing emoji-"

Hmm
I never realized how much I used that emoji
until yesterday
where
I felt the need to use it regularly throughout the post

Sigh
I need help

I just clicked my profile and ... I coulda just used that to tell me how long I've been here
fml

I don't think I've ever used FML on here e.e
Hmmmm
I wonder

It'd be interesting tho
if that was the only (two) time(s)

-yawn-
Today is such a gloomy day tho
Well this morning was ..
I think the sun is trying to shine through the clouds now

But idk which I prefer
Wanting to sleep for the rest of the day
Or having to squint wherever I go

With the first I'd have to leave places super early so that I'd not have to rush to go anywhere
and with the latter... I don't like to squint
(not much to say about that )

WElllll I guess the answer has been revealed
waow that was easier than I thought

Reminds me of a commercial I saw
"Mr Decision not sure between the different flavours of Lays..." (lame really)
But
The real issue here is not the lameness of the concept
it's the fact that
the commercial wasn't see on tv
Oh no
-hearty laughter-
Yew-Teewb e.e

I should leave my room.... so I can make it to the dining hall
while strolling lazily in the breeze
._.
0-11:23-0 I'll be back

♫-musical interlude-♫

0-13:02-0

(24-hr time anyone? No? Just me? ... oh )

I was actually back a lot sooner
but
my hotline does bling
"-sassy girl emoji-"

okay idk what I wanna say now
I just wanna sleep
.-.
yes

I had something I wanted to say actually
But I forget
I forgot
ferget
fergot 

I used to talk like that back in the day
"-old person emoji-"

I wonder if I ever posted that here

e.e
Oh well
Lemme go sleep
I have like an hour to do that
( I may just not fall asleep )

so I'll just leave this here

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

I think Times New Roman is the most elegant of all the fonts #jussayin'

Thursday 18 February 2016

♥Ignoraїz is Blaїz♥



Omg guys
It's 2016!!!!! (not so exciting tbh)

I never thought the day would come when the world didn't end 4 years ago
Bruh
I feel so old

I started this thing as a teenager
In highschool (?)

Two things

1) I think I was in higschool still...
That's something I'd have to check in the future..
well
In awhile...
-checks now-

Shit ... it's probably been two hours and I've not checked it ...
xDD
That's what I get for being distracted
But for 2 whole hours?????
Omg ..
This is weird
All I did was go to a tab to used to get to the website
And then
... I saw a youtube video
and then
..
I ...
did other things
Then I was on Facebook...
....
.....
Smh
Distracted for two hours
Exactly two hours too yknow

I've gotten used to using emoji's over the year..
this is weird
not being able to use the -laughing cry... no cry laughing emoji-

I had a point..
OH!
Uhm...
>shit<
Should I even say shit?
I mean I am an adult now...
OH!! YES I REMEMBER what I wanted to do

2011
Was the first post
so 5 years ago
Yep was still in higschool

Fortunately writing that reminds me of my second point

2) Why is highschool not one word? (asked Crooked, still leaving it in its wrong state)

I had more of an argument for this honestly
like
..
seriously
I did
But
After two hours of time wasting
Then again
I guess I'm just happy

Ps I'm in University right now
For those of us who didn't remember one of my posts
(I surely didn't remember if I said it )
Uhm
I'll check that out

But yes
The reason I'm happy
(had to look up to see that I was talking about something)
I finished an essay
that I had to do
It's for Monday
And I finished it today
Like
WHATo======
Omg you guys
I call this
"REspONsiBIlity"

Oh.. did I spell that right?
Chrome doesn't think so
and I bet if I check the options
It'll just give me .. like
uhm
 woah
what was I saying
It'll just give me

....
THE LOWER CASE VERSIOn

Ye h
That's what I wanted to say

Waow..
I feel like
("I just win a million Dollars", Crooked softly whispered, knowing that not many people will get this ... if they are not from the Caribbean) 
I just realized that this is terrible grammar..
First of all
This is like...
supposed to be in lower... in past tense

Lol what.
My memory is bad apparently


OK.
The real reason I came back
(I say real like I gave a reason in the first place bruh)

One of my friends
Who happens to also be my biggest fan
According to him
was all like
"You stopped blogging?" (paraphrased)
And I was all "-sez words-"

Long story short (mainly cuz I can't remember much of the details as usual)
I felt guilty for not fulfilling my duty as someone who has a fan
so
I'm here

-claps-
should I blog every week then?????

Idk
I apparently can't keep up that thing
Unlessssssssss
I put it on my calendar o================
I wonder ..
lemme see how that will work out

Anyway so Dyl 
This post in is dedicated to you :3 ♥♥

Lol "in dedicated "

Oh there were things I wanted to say earlier
Hmm
I should probably fix that from in to is...

Okay so lemme tell you all about my
... experiences ...

Top 10 (no particular order... just the ones I remembered )
1) America is what I expected it to be
2) I lost my purse but got it back
3) I got a new tablet his name is .. was is... Ruben
4) ... oh and new phone ....should've probably put that as the first experience... like the pre-experience experience  ...and I don't think I ever mentioned my old phone .. Neo... did I? ....Oh well
Lemme explayn...
seeee he [Neo] decided to die the night before I had to leave for the airport and well long story short borrowed sister's phone and I have a new one and blah blah his name is Lionel (Lio) <-- purely coindidence
5) Ruben 's screen has been cracked ...

What else ?
oh!
6) Forever 21 is a torture chamber for people who are broke

Oh sort of experience
7) 21 Pilots (introduced to them recently)
*) Oh Also it's nice to be able to enter a store and hear music that you actually like

9) WHY TF WOULD YOU WANT TO WRITE THE MONTH FIRST????
10) HOW TF IS USINGFARENHEITBETTERTHAN CELSIUS?????
(idek how to spell it)

Okay
I think I wanted to say something ...
Yes
It involved things
all the way up there
And ...
idk man...
IT's pretty high up

#thatmomentwhen You go searching for a song on your play list and it's not there O:<

Hmm
OMG BABIES
All the babies are being born when I'm not near



I literally just reread some of this
like
...
what?
Smh
I don't finish like
any ideas
I wonder what I was going to say after "I feel like."

I wonder how Jim is
And
I wonder

♫I wish I wish I wish♫

I love that song actually
R.Kelly
People say bad things about him that I never heard about
But who
Cares
You know what they say
Ignoraїz is blaїz

HAHAHHAHA
That was actually an accident but I just went with it
WEll I guess we all know what's going to happpen now
and if you're new to this program
you should've figured it out by now

And if you're not good at deducing things
then
You shouldn't be reading this
Not because it's not for you to read
But it's cuz
You can't read


Dude
I went to Word to get the symbol for the i so it'd be better pronounced
And I immediately got distracted ...

Smh
This has to stop
I must remain focused
But the thing is
I remember things that I forgot I wanted to do and just do it right away

Hmm
I think this should be a good length for a post o=????

"ANF "
I bet you thought I'd forgotten about that acronym
Wellll
You're right
I did forget about it
XDDDD
I think Blogger should update this place so that emojis can be put
I feel like
My laughter will be better expressed with the "-cry laughing emoji-"

I must read my first set of posts
I feel like literally nothing has changed in 5 years
"-cry laughing emoji-"
this is getting tedious
Oh
I said I was going to finish the post

I should stop before it becomes tomorrow

PFT!!!
So what?
Or as we say at home
So? /=
Lol that face was totally accident but my fingers knew what was up

Things I need to do for the future:
(apparently today is list making day)
  1) mark the birthday of the blog on my calendar
  2) mark the weekly posts on my calendar
  3) everything is about calendars
  4) idk what else about calendars
(Everything is Chrome in the future)

Okay
I'm done
I'm gonna read over my essay
(is what she said but what's going to happen is actually formatting)
:3
Yes
I do school work
"-sassy girl emoji-"
sigh.. this is getting ridiculous

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Things I hate
1) when my strike out is not the same colour as my word it's striking out *hint hint* ---^
*2) being asked the same question over and over... even if it's from different people 
#) Bent paper... which is why I need a folder or else I'd die


*In relation to hate2: To answer all questions related to school .. school is school.. and it's ...aight e.e



OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !! 
MY FIRST EVER FEBRUARY POST!! 

REMEMBER THIS DATE PEOPLE !! 
18 FEB 2016
(or 02.18.16 <--- lame)