Friday 11 January 2013

♥Say Hello To Mandy♥



So I wasn't gonna blog today ...
My lazy/procrastinator self Amanda
Was forcing me not to...
But then
She realized that she wanted to be known
or "famous" as she put it
And So now I'm here
>.>
I need to stop letting her control me
But
I can't really do that
Cuz
Whatever she's doin
Still hasn't gotten me to fail school
So..
She can stick around

And
Since
She's the one controlling the post
I doubt it'll be that long >.>

She partially controlled the post last night too
She made me pass off as tired
And she ACTUALLY made me tired too
The bastardette
>..>
But
I guess she's not so bastardette
Cuz
Then I would've lied to you guys

Infact
I'm actually surprised that I'm not tired today o=!
Cuz I went out
I finished my book too :3
Book #3 of the four part series
 "The Fallen Star"
The woman ... Jessica (last name)
Is a genius >.>

Maybe it's cuz I was reading practically all day
And that's like being lazy
>.>
so she won't penalize me with fatigue tonight

You'knw my book
Made me emotional xD
But I had to suppress it cuz
I didn't wanna scare my mom's coworkers :3

I remember before
I thought genius had an "O"
Idk why
It seemed ... right ._.

Well
That is
Until and wrote it down and saw that it looked stupid
"genious"
You know how
When you write a word sometimes
It just doesn't look right?
That's how I felt earlier
When I wanted to write "scare"

Idk why
but I wrote it
But then realized that it looked wrong
So
I removed the "e"
And then I realized that I was wrong about it lookin wrong

You know what they say
Looks are deceiving

Referring to the picture above us
I believe that that is 100%
TRUE :3
Cuz
I thought I had OCD
But that's medical :3
And I doubt I need help on that
I just
Have to fix things
And put them right |:<
Or else I feel unsettled ..
Though..
That's what they said was a symptom
Haha Idk what I'm talkin about :3

The only place I can see disorder is in my room

Who woulda thought
Mandy would allow such a long post

Then again >.>
( I can't remember what I wanted to day
... say...
Or type...
Which means
Mandy had realized that the post stopped being about her

And she thinks it's time I head to bed
I can tell
Cuz
I practically fell asleep twice already >.>

Sleep well ;D
O'll return...
Wait ..
SCHooL is on Monday o.0
x.x!
Unintentional tiny o's ._.

Pce o=!

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

WAIT... I mean PS O=<
I forgot to mention...
My little Oin
found a
Sexy new song by Ke$ha D:!
It's...
I swear
I could die....
!!C'mon!!
Hmm
A lot of songs can kill me these days

Songs are getiing too violent -.-

Thursday 10 January 2013

♥Probable Death♥



You know
I didn't expect to
Blog so much yesterday
And
I barely finished

 I also didn't anticipate leaving my house
Today..
But you know
Things happen

Moonshine decided that Laina and I were the last resort to hang with on his
Birthday
Cuz
All his other friends were "at work"
Don't we feel special :3

Lol That's not what really happened XD
I'm sure he just told us that cuz he didn't want us to think he cared
Gosh human males can be odd ._.

Anyway
I surprisingly don't have a lot to say Today .__.

I feel
Weird
Haha
My chest still hurts from earlier...

I'm probly dying

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Ps. I think I'll start putting a quote picture at the beginning of a post

Wednesday 9 January 2013

♥MyFavouriteLetter♥


I just realized that I followed some woman just because she has my middle name as her first
That's not bad right?

Hmm
It's just that
I really love my second name
It made me realize what my favourite Letter of the Alphabet was

So
Today?
Well
Hah...
I spent my whole day watching movies....

I don't even know how it started
But I know what it started with

"The Amazing Spider Man"
I'm not sure what propelled me to watch it
I just found myself typing it up
While searching for the Avengers..

Surprisingly
I know why I wanted to look for Avengers too
My cousin decided to post a picture
Thor was in it
He was sexy
I commented on that
wanted to find out his real name
The rest is history
Anyway
It still doesn't bring back the memory of
The Amazing Spiderman
And how Andrew Garfield's perfection
Ended up in front of my face
But
I'm not one to complain :3

Sigh
I almost died watching that movie...
Ok that's not true
If I didn't have self control
I'd have almost died
That and my little sister wasn't her to die with me
And doing it alone is no fun

Like that time we watched Thor together...
Good times
What did he say..?
yes
"The mortal body has drawn weak, I need sustenance"
Ah yes
glad I remembered

I also remembered that
We paused the movie and called our mom at work
Just to tell her that
It was a summer's day

Her reaction wasn't
As we expected

Anyway

I wish I remembered what I was saying before tho...
Oh
Yes
So
After the movie
I started to overreact on the fact that Andrew Garfield
Was..
Amazing
And my tumblr
now has an overdose of him
Thankfully and unfortunately
I've already started posting
Other things to drown him out..
today

Thing is
I literally had to tear my eyes away from the screen
So I'd not reblog every single
Picture
I'd say it was painful
But I guess it wasn't

So following my spaz attack on Tumblr
I decided to look for more movies with him in it
Ok
That's a lie
It was
BECAUSE of my spazing on tumblr
I found another movie he was in
"Never Let Me Go"

I must say
It was rather depressing
To think
All your life
You're raised just to donate your vital organs to people with cancer
Until you die...
It was really depressing

Sad how I only now realize this
I probly would've cried more during the movie
I always love when movies make me cry
I can't really explain it
Cuz it'll make me sound demented
Haha
Don't ask

So yes
That's still ... 2/5 movies
The third was
Timothy Green and his Odd Life
I think I cried on that one
But I don't really consider it crying unless the tears stream down my cheeks
And surprisingly
I kept them from falling
Why?
Idk
but I wanted to
cry

Final one
Would've been "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasuss"
I can't remember the spelling
But
My family came home
And ...
I have no headphones anymore
(long story for another day)
And I've been told that my family is loud
I've also realized it myself
So yea
The sound quality also sucked...
So
I watched Perks of Being a Wallflower
It was touching

I love how
He was mental
Mentally ill people inspire me strangely

Is it weird that wanna be that?

Anyway
So yea I was just about done with watching movies

Then
My beloved sister
came and reminded me about "Kurt Hummel" being the star of a movie

"Struck by Lightning"

I would've given up completely
Cuz my dad wanted to watch cricket

I mean I don't mind the sport
But I was there first
Saying that made mee feel like a 7 year old..

I think I have more to say
But I won't be able to finish

iFly♥
.|CrookedWings|.
Hmm Oh wel... that's what I get for being too sleepy...




Tuesday 8 January 2013

♥The Real Crisis♥

So today was the Birthday Of Laina
Say Happy Birthday to Laina everyone :3

Yay she was so pleased today :3
Made me happy
Everything went awesomely
And everyone who was said they'd come came :3

We even had a surprise guest <:}
She didn't even know
Haha  B)
I am a ninja

anyway
So yes
Other than that
My day was a lil dull :3

I stayed home
All morning
Wasting my life away on Samuel

Can't remember talking about naming my new Laptop
If he's even considered new still...
Cuz one of his stickers is slowly dying
And
Tis' rather saddening ..
Hmm

Haven't used "Tis" in awhile
And apparently
Chrome doesn't consider it a word..
But I do! O=<

So that's your problem Chrome |:<

Anyway
I wanted to say sumthings
but
Maybe I should play music instead...
Why have I not done this yet?

Well to start
If I was on Delia
(the name of our Dell computer which is shockingly in Chrome's dictionary)
I'd open iTunes before doing anything after signing in
But
I haven't downloaded it on Samuel yet
Why you ask?
Well
I've been waiting ever-so patiently for about three years now
For
an iPod touch ._.
-knee twitches-

Yes
Real patient I am..
It's funny that I don't get what I ask for but I get somthin else .-.
I mean
I'm immensely grateful for Samuel ♥
But I mean ._. Three years?

I remember the reason I ever started to want it in the first place
See, my friend's boyfriend gave his to her so that she could put new songs on it for him
So
[Cuz it was like a free day at school]
She had it with her
And she was playing this brilliant looking game
She said, and I quote
 "Omg ...You need to see this awesome game! It's like Guitar Hero.
It's called 'Tap Tap Revenge' "
And from that moment I knew..
I needed to have one of those iPods
Just for that game
I asked for that game for all my past birthdays and Christmases ever since
I even remember the song she was playing too
"Keep Up" by Hyper Crush
I swear I could've died that day
But I guess I did
Knowing that I'd never get the iPod...

Anyway
This isn't even important...

The Real Crisis:
I was starting to wonder why I'm so tired
But then
I looked at the time
And I realised that it was 10
But that's not even it

See...
The fact that I left my house
Took from my stay up late abilities

Ok it's gotten worse x.x.
I must take my leave

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Monday 7 January 2013

♥Let's Watch the WorldBurn♥[Falwell]

So
After
Much deliberation....
Ok
Not Much...
Actually I was reminded awhile ago .-.
But anyway

After being reminded
And assisted by some Grapes and my sister
I've come to a conclusion:
Jim's full name : James Patrick Alexander or James P. Alexander
o=!
Don't mind the green
He seemed to be the green type
Cuz his name is so...
Sophisticated
And green seems like the kind of colour to be that

Don't you think?
Well that and grey
But I don't think Jim likes grey and much as I do
So ._.
Whatever Jim
Have it your way o=<

Just don't come crying to me when all the trees become grey :3
Cuz of the left over ashes

Why are there ashes you ask?
Well
The world is gonna burn down soon

I swear...
I've heard a song related to those words o-o!
-cheqs Google-
I bet I'll find it o=!

Ok...
So I haven't heard any songs with those words in it
(I still strongly feel that I have though the evidence says otherwise)
But
I did find a song by this band "Trivium"
(never heard of them; obviously)
Gonna listen to it to see how it is o.o
I'm kinda nervous >.>'
Wish me luck Jim

So my Shockwave Plug-in died...
Literally...
The puzzle piece is dead .-.
Dead Shockwave


<---See



-sigh- Poor Puzzle Piece
Yay Alliteration
I know of someone who's "allergic" to that
Too bad his name is alliteration too XD
Sad world for him :3
Although it isn't sad
His world I mean
Cuz evryone who knows of him loves him XD
He's loved all around the world
By people he doesn't know exist o=!!

I'm
Sleepy now though

Hmm
I'll go to sleep after I post this
I don't think I'm ready to be done with posting just yet
First of all I have to give my feedback of the song
And send the link
...
Waow...
I ..
I...
Love it O_O!!
PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT!!
Sigh ...
When can one be as D:!!
 Omg x.x....
I actually anticipated more screaming in it though
(That would've scared me a bit)
But
It's Zimply aweZome
And
The guitar solo o=<<
I just ..
Can't x.x!!

AND
ALEX GOOT HAS A NEW SONG 
FINALLY
GOSHK!! D:<
Aw...
It's cute x.x!! Ezzpezhally near the end x.x
Omg
Makes me want to Move Out
XD
Just kidding...
I love my house...

So... 2012 Mash-Up of music D:!
It's Amazing
Lol
All this music of sexiness is
Overwhelming

And ontop of that
I just found out
That I'm
Addicted
To flow x.x

I didn't expect it
To come the this
I realized this when
I found out that there were more levels to play on the computer version to the game
I nearly died >.>"
(Maybe a lil exaggerated there but you know what I mean)


Sorry about the random spazing XD
But wait...
I doth not apologize |:<!
You should know..
Then again
There's only one James Patrick Alexander

And on that note...
I bid thee 
Falwell 
Cuz when I spelt "fair well" and stuck it together 
Chrome said no so I decided to see the suggestions
And 
He told me ...
Falwell 
 I'll tell you what that means Later 
Well Until next time

Falwell
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.


Ps.!! Shockwave is alive ;D
PPs. Besides Jim's name, all the green words are links to the songs o-o! If you didn't know
PPPs. ignore the "PPs." [update: 06-Apr-16]

Sunday 6 January 2013

♥Universal Hatred /Jim's Debut♥

So I feel
Kinda shocked

How is it possible for me to get 70 page views today o-o!

It's like
Highly impossible

In my eyes anyway o.0

I wonder if it has anything to do with those "labels" I've been putting =\
It could be a possibility
Well I guess that means I'll be putting them more often ey?

And I'll see if I'm right about this
Haha so this apparently works like Tumblr o=
Unnecessary tags = more publicity
And Hey
Maybe I'll become famous
Just maybe...

I'll be sure to remember all my people {:
And to shun all the people who were idiots to me
Haha can't wait to make them feel like crap :3

Look at them
Believing they'd stay high and mightly
HA!
Death will come upon them :3
Like everyone else really

Speaking of death
I feel like I've had this conversation already
About me becoming famous

I swear I have...
Thing is
I'd have to look through 106 posts to find it
Hmm
Oh well
The only person who'd know
Is someone who comes to this place everyday
Hoping that I posted so they can read it
And they actually have a good memory
But
The possibility of my blog actually having a person like that
Is
Slim

OMG 
OMG
OMG
I just remembered
That I forgot

Wait I remembered now :3
So 
Ever had your exams be postponed?!
HAHAAHAHA
This happens
When you're awesome...

Oh my...
The rain
It sounds
\\So beautiful
(^cuz random Slashes are sexy)

Speaking of rain
Remember when I spoke about clear umbrellas?
Well
We had one
I never got to use it
(the universe hates me)

So I just named the post...
And It feels like
I've used that name before...
Hmm
Again
One of those frequent readers should be able to tell me that or not
Too bad I don't have one of those....

But
If I did have one
I think his name would be
Jim ...
-chin stroke-
Yes ... yes that's good
Jim e.e
James is his actual name
yes yes...
Brilliance indeed

he needs a last name now..
Meh..
I'll sleep on it

OMG
GOOD NEWS!!
flo
HAS
BEEN
DEFEATED
HAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHA
hahaaahahah
hahaha

Ok
I think I have more things to say
But ...
That would required
Scrolling up
To read...
To reread
And
You know how I get when it comes to that...
Well
Jim should know anyway :3
Oh Jim
You know me so well ♥♥

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Saturday 5 January 2013

♥Rice Cake♥

Am I surprised that I decided to blog today?
Yes
Yes I am
But ...
Idk
I guess cuz I did it for
...
Two days straight
That I should do it
No no don't hate me D:!
It's not my fault ok?!
Things make it not easy to blog
(And the fact that I don't really feel to remember >.> )

PFT!!!
Flow..
This game
I will DEFEAT IT!! o=<
I've already defeated all 150x 3 levels +145  :3
Pretty good I know
The others take a lil time to get .-.
But!!
I will
SUCCEED!!
FOR
I
Am
The Ultimate Buttermuffin: Defender of the Universe! o=<

Lol
I was given that name by some grapes ._.
Yes
Grapes can name me

People get jealous when they find out that I can talk to fruit B]
Well
That's just how my life is  compared to most humans

OH!!
I recently found out
That I can Change the date of the post!! o=
Or At least
I can change when I post it B}!!
I did that
Once...
Yesterday actually
I know
I know
I'm not exactly proud of it
But!!
I had to! o=<
I had my post
and
I'd almost finished
(On the 3rd)
But
I fell asleep
And ...
I never posted it >.>''
Remember what I said about it posting on the day you actually started?
Well
Apparently
That no happon no moarz
I was actually mad >.>'
But anyway
I found that I could fix that


Am I proud ?
Yes
i eez

I've decided to not fix that ;D!

OH!!
I don't know if you guys have noticed
But there's a tiny rice cake near the name of the blog on the tab!! :D
Y'know like how
Facebook has an "F"
And Tumblr has a "T"
Idk what Twitter has...
I don't use it
(Don't like it too much either)

But anyway
You get the drift

Lol
The word drift made me think of Fast and the Furious o=!

I don't think I've seen the last one yet
Meh
I'll watch that when it comes out on tv
Cuz
Well
Just cuz O=<
Can't tell me what to do!!

Now I must go edit the blog posts...
So yesterday
I found out
That
If you put a "default font" for the blog
Even if it's in Times New Roman when you type the draft
It'll be the in the default you set for the whole blog
Really wished I had known that 105 blog posts ago x.x!
Now
I must fix them all
It may take me days to complete
And if I'd kept this post short
I'd probly have been almost half way done

It's not hard to do...
Just have to change all the posts' fonts to default
And change the "._." face to the old font....
Cuz...
Well
When it's like ._.
It looks stupid ^ see?
So  "Trebuchet" is better
I'm surprised that's not a word CHROME e.e!!

Pce
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Friday 4 January 2013

♥NewLook♥

Oh...
I forgot to say
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Yesterday....
....
...
.-.
I still never found the thing I was looking for actually....
Hmm
Oh well
I'll get it
In fact...
I'll look for it now

Also
Since we didn't all die last year
I've decided to edit the look of the blog

Y'know
Make it have some
New clothes?
Yea
New clothes

So I still haven't decided what I wanted to do
....
I wish I remembered what I wanted to do .-.
Sigh,
I love the new edit of the blog though!
It's so colourful!
Like my Life :3

What do you think?

So I figured that maybe I should put labels on my posts and see where that leads...
Hmm
Maybe this place will be more popular?
( I highly doubt it)

Speaking of laziness
I need to wash my hair today .__.
cuz
Well
Reasons
Mainly cuz it itches
Well
I think it itches o.e

Not the issue here
So Grooveshark
It's pretty awesome
Yes I know some may already know of it
But
You never know who doesn't

I still need to find trepiphan on this place
Hmm I'll go do that then

Pce
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Thursday 3 January 2013

♥Tumblr♥

So I was rereading all my posts looking for something I'd posted a while back
About "trepiphan" and it's definition
I wasn't really gonna post today
It wasn't my intention

I was just lookin for the definition to make into a picture to put on Tumblr

(Yes I have a Tumblr, 2 actually , one of which share with Laina. I'll explain that later) 
But then I saw how awesome I sounded on this blog (if only it was more popular)

And I also saw that it was the new year and I've yet to put a post

(Yay the world didn't end)
(Sux that the world didn't end) 

So reading the posts made me feel guilty for not posting and wishing you all a

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Like I do every year
Like I've DONE every year for the past 2 years..
Or was it three years
I don't think this blog was started in 2010
I started in like.... 2011 July Maybe....

I'll check that out later


But yes 

I hope you all live through 2013...
All who thought the world was goin to end 
You're an idiot
All who knew the world wasn't goin to end but wanted it too anyway?
I know how you feel
Hmm what else

I wanted to share sumthin 

Anyway it was probly nothing
But remind me that I should never allow myself to get distracted by myself while blogging
(That'll never happen *sigh*)

Ok now about Tumblr...

I never intended to create one
Also never intended to love it so much either....
I'm actually addicted
Then Laina and I made one for ourselves
Cuz we said somthing funny and we figured we'd share it with the Tumblr world

But yea

I never wanted to make a Tumblr
Why?
Cuz I was watching a blog on the site and 
I saw this picture telling me to make one for myself
(not in so many words but that's not the point)
And then I was like "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! "
Cuz before I saw that picture
I'd considered it 
But I was turned off by such a rude demand o=!
I was(n't) hurt by such demands
One does not simply
Tell Crooked what to do |:<

But I don't even know...

Oh yes
So I got like 
Bored one day while on the pc..
And was like...
Meh what the hell

And I slowly fell in love with it :3

And it was cuz of Facebook too!
It DROVE me to fall for it 
I don't think I used to love Facebook anyway 

Tumblr...

It
It makes me feel important ;D
Facebook 
It doesn't do shit for me ._.

Anyway I think It's time I start creating tomorrow's post!
I'm on a role 

(Also cuz I fell asleep while righting this and woke up at 8 the next day >.> 
So ... yea
This post was actually posted tomorrow :3
XD! 

I love confustion but I love confusion more B] 
Or is it controversy? 
This is a reason why I love blogger: 
The post time will show when you started to make the post 
Not when you post it B0 )

Bai 



iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Ps. Check out our Tumblr blogs ;3