Friday 26 July 2013

♥123♥



Jim: It's tomorrow now, ready to talk?
   =,= How dare you speak first D:  This is my blog rememeber?
Jim: It might as well be mine too ... 
   Nope, nope! That't not how I see it~
Jim: Sigh whatever woman... You didn't answer my question tho
   I can't even remember what we had to talk about ... Was it when you were being a fool?
Jim: Uh... =.= I wouldn't say I was being foolish
   Oh yes... yes you were ... 
Jim: Saying that James is manlier makes me foolish?
   Well I wasn't in the mood at the time... so yes ... and I think I'll call you whatever the hell I want!
Jim: e.o But... being called Jimmy is lame
   No buts e.e This discussion is over 
Jim: =.= I feel like a child
   ;D

Look!! 
This is the onetwothird post o=!!
Lolol
Saying it like this is sexy actually
...
I don't really wanna stay here long cuz I have this game to play 
:3
Lainy likes playing games 

Jim: You're gonna ditch us (though I may be the only one here) for a game?
-tosses shoe at his head- I HEARD THAT!! =.=''
JimGAH!! -falls over- 
Sigh.. Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy ... -walks away-

How was my day?
It was filled with sports
And I didn't do any
Yet I'm tired =.=
Just watching them was exhausting
Cricket is a nice sport tho
I wouldn't mind playing it once in awhile

But I'm not fit =.=
Now don't get me wrong
I'm not overweight or anything
I just don't do many physical activities
So 
I've no stamina or strength
>.>

One of the coordinators was bothering my sister and me 
Telling us about things
=.=
I wasn't really interested 
but 
I gave him my attention
Cuz
I'm 
A nice 
Person ;3

Jim: PAHAHA! Nice? -.- Tell that to my leg and newly formed bump >.> You're not getting this shoe back either!
   Ohoh :3  Jimmeh,You know I love you with all my heart
Jim: What heart?
   >.> Why do my posts always have to end on a bad not these days? Bye guys... Come along ...Jim-pulls him away into the darkness- ;}
Jim:  O_O!! Wait~! You're ending-- Don't end the post!!

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.



Thursday 25 July 2013

♥Summer♥



What's the point in having them if they're just gonna go to waste.
   Jim: What are you talking about? 
Nothing 
   Jim: ... S-so did you like my ending for the recent post ? 
e.e Why couldn't you just put my signature? =.=
   Jimmeh: I mean I thought about it but... I thought against it when I realized that I wasn't really you
But aren't you the one who told me that I'm you or whatever
   Jim:  Shhhh Crooked Shhhh... Just let it happen 
Lame! I think I'm done with you for now James.  
   Jim: James? Wait but --

So hello everyone who possibly reads this 
Today was kool 
Technically xD
I now have absolutely nothing to do anymore 
Not till school reopens 
In September 

Today was officially the last day of school 
 Summer school anyway
Exam day 
Fourtunately 
I was only doing one 
"Exam-requiring" course
Four credits completed!! 
I hope I didn't fail 
<.<

Now
I'm 
Officially Free 
For the summer 

I was actually supposed to 
Or 
Thinking of 
Tutoring math to some kid 
But 
I've thought long and hard 
And I've decided against it. 

Also 
I've finally decided 
That my feelings are pointless 
To the world 
And that emotions are useless 

XD 
Great stuff  
   Jim: Is that what you--? 
Ugh not now Jim! e.e

Where was I ?
Oh 
Yes 
The reason for deciding against the tutoring
I mean 
Yea I love math 
And it is a passion of mine 
( I don't recall saying this in a post)
But 
Summer is for break time 

And I bet
This kid has a nice restful summer
From June to July 
I didn't 
And that would mean 
Using up my whole 
And I mean 
My entire summer up
Doing "productive things"

I know it sounds selfish 
But idc
Summer is the time when you have nothing to do 
And I believe 
This is my last real summer 

It might be ... 

So I didn't realize that I started posting regularly again 
Maybe not as regularly as before but 
Still pretty regular 
I think it's cuz I gave Jim a voice 
Ey Jimmeh
   Jimmeh: e.e oh... Now you  wanna speak to me~ ?
Eh! I gave you props dude!  Gimme a break 
   Jim: e.e 
.-. 
   Jim: I think I want to be called Jim forever or James ... Not Jimmy 
Woht?! But wai~?
   Jim: Manlier 
<,< no! 
   Jim: but D: 
Look man, I gtg we'll talk about this tomorrow  
   Jim: Ugh fine

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Tuesday 23 July 2013

♥.{CrookedJamesPA}.♥

Everytime I write a blog about me and you Jim, I either feel crazy or like I'm writing a story
   Jimmeh: What is it tonight?
hmm... crazy
   Jimmeh: >.> I see
;D But you know this much is true nee?
   Jimmeh:  Hmm ._. well I guess so ... I also know that you've planned out the beginning of this post for awhile
>.> Yea yea .. You're taking from my post time, I'll ttyl

Actually
I have nothing really to say

Oh!
I'm thinking of maybe continuing one of my stories
IDk which one yet
And Like I said
Thinking
That most likely means
That I won't
Sad
... But True

Oh
I'm posting from Sammy tonight
Why?
Idk
But if Sammy's happy
Then so am I

Speaking of Happiness
I was talking with my wife
And we didn't have a falling out
But it was a slight disagreement
Then in the end of it, after it was resolved with compromise
I said the word "Compromise"
And then it hit me

Ok I noticed..
But yea
The word has "Promise" in it o=!!
O==!!
O)=!
~o=
~(*0*)~

I wonder what it means
Well the actual definition

Noun
An agreement or a settlement of a dispute that is reached by each side making concessions.
Verb
Settle a dispute by mutual concession.

Ah .. interesting indeed
It's like you're making a promise to agree o=!!

   Jimmeh: You know that makes no sense right?
=.= Jim what are you doing back here?
   Jimmeh: I never left
Yea yea... Oh! Speaking of sadness
   Jimmeh: You know we...
How's your leg?
   Jimmeh: Well it's coming along actually... Doctor says I'll be able to walk normally by next month.
Hmm -strokes chin- Pretty long time e.e
  Jimmeh: Well you could just heal me with your mind .-.
Ohoho :3 I can't do that
   Jimmeh: Yes you can
Pft I didn't know this... Oh And another thing!! .... I can't remember
   Jimmeh: Lmao .. waow...
OH!! YES!! Why does your name have to be in green? ! Like.. All the time !! |:<
   Jimmeh: Hey !! I'm not the one editing this damn thing =.= Calm your shit
-gasp- o=!! -smacks him upside the head- e.e! How dare you speak to me this way -walks away-
   Jimmeh: Ow!! -rubs head- Hey wait!! You can't just leave ! You have to close the post };
.... -teleports-

Jimmeh: ... Uh.. Oh boy >.> ... <.< -looks around- Uhm e.e ... He-hello everyone (if there is anyone there... though I don't wanna say anything like that again.. I need my legs)  I'm Jim...
Most of you may know me as James P Alexander ...
._. Uhm ..
I think I should leave >.>'
And go find that Ninja-Alien Vampire
Uh.. how does she end the post .-.
Haha just kidding I know these things B|
I am
Jim after all

iFly♥
.{CrookedJamesPA}.

PS.. Haha :3 see what I did there? And I manned up the words |:<

Monday 22 July 2013

♥Reconciling♥

So
After much deliberation 
I've discovered that 
I did not already name a post 
"Acquaintances"
Named one 
"Consequences" tho 
Ah yes consequences 

I wonder what that one was about 
I can't really remember 
I wonder if Jim can 

Hey Ji-- 
   Jimmeh: No e.e 
Jim c'mon we (technically) talked about this.  Lighten up.  My wife says that you'll live.  Which you did I might add 
   Jimmeh: ... 
She actually also told me something else to tell you.  And ... Unless that was it, I forgot what it was 
   Jimmeh: God! You're useless 
Hey now!  HEY NaOW! Don't be name callin ... And speaking of names ... The Lord's name please.. 
   Jimmeh: Sorry 
See.. Even Ian knows to capitalize the word "Lord" ... That time was me tho 
   Jimmeh: Still mad at you tho 
So why do you return 
   Jimmeh:  if I had a choice I'd be gone 
Really? 
   Jimmeh: No actually... I have no choice but to be your biggest stalker Fan xD 
Whoop!   
   Jimmeh: But!
Hmm? 
   Jimmeh:  You're not forgiven just yet 
D: what? But Jimmeh -- 
   Jimmeh:  I was never given a proper apology.  In fact, I wasn't given any apologies 
**cough** whaaat~? Me? Not apologizing? That almost never--
  Jimmeh: Stop stalling tho... 
Fine!! I'm sorry... -looks down- but for the record you did deserve it 
   Jimmeh: Sigh... I admit that I've said some things ... Which may have offended you-- 
**ahem** May? 
   Jimmeh: Ok fine .. I offended you!! And for that I apologize.  But you took it too far !!! Shooting me in the leg was not ok!!
-brushes him off- Fine fine .. A bit too rash coming from me.  But you started your own fire
  Jimmeh: Ok ok.. I'll think twice next time before provoking you 
^^ Everyone wins 
  Jimmeh:  You win more than me though.  I'm the one with the healing leg
Note the key word being "healing" ;D ♥ bright side Jimmy... There's always a bright side  to these things 
  Jimmeh:  Says the one who's depressed almost every other hour of her life
Shut up >.>

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.
Ps... Jimmeh:  Turns out the post was a poem
          Oh I see o-o



Sunday 21 July 2013

♥Acquaintances♥(I swore I named a post this before)


Dammit
So I started writing a post this morning ... At like 
15minutes to 3 this morning 
But 
I didn't save it 
Like 
Like a Baka 

Waow... 
Ian thinks Baka is an actual word 
Hmm 
Interesting 
Very Interesting 

I guess I shall be using you more often xD 
Sorry Samuel 
But only for like 
The typing anywhere 
I'll need you for the sexy formatting 

And I don't feel like learning HTML 
It's just 
Just too much 

Like All Time Low sings 
Track ;3

I remember when I first heard it 
I was all 
" damn this makes sense"
It's so blatant 
And so true 
Lmfao
Hmm 
Ian doesn't want me cussing
Yes 
I said "cussing"
Issues son? 
Gat sum issues brutha

XD 
Perfect whatever accent 
If I do say so myself 

Oh 
I just came from church 
And also just made breakfast 
So like
Soon enough I'll probably fall asleep
Cuz as you may have noticed 
It's Sunday 

Yes Sunday 
A day where I worship Jesus and his dad 
And then eat breakfast 
Then sleep 
For more of four hours 
This is my favorite day actually 
Then 
I realize that 
School is starting up the morning after
Oh the joy 
Which fills my soul 

Church actually finished early today 
Which is why I'm anything but tired right now 
Eventually I'll fall asleep 

Now that I think about it
Hmm 
We actually ate breakfast at breakfast time today 
O.0 
Wtcuss
We'd normally eat it at lunch time and eat lunch at about 4 or 5 
The time I'd wake up 

It's like a set schedule 
Hmm 
I almost spelt "schedule
Like "schedual
Damn Americans and their pronunciations 

Oh 
So yesterday during church 
( don't question why k?)
I was thinking about my life 
A sad one really .. 
And I realized 
That I'm unimportant 
XD 
To my so called friends 
XDDDD 

Well I guess 
If I call them acquaintances 
It won't hurt as much 
Lmao :3 
I mean seriously tho 
There are only three people who think I'm a significant person 
My two best friends and someone who's like a brother to me 
(Sorry Biscuit, but my mom calls you her son so /: ) 

I mean I shouldn't really care 
~New topic ~

Jim how's your foot? 
   Jimmeh: I'm not going to answer that 
Aww c'mon Jim don't be like that 
   Jimmeh: Hmph you dunno dem feels Lainy!  You don't know!!

Uh... Ok then 
How bout we leave Jim alone and go onto our next topic 

If only I had another 
Sigh 
Maybe I should just go to sleep 
Ha! 
I knew it'd come to me eventually

iFly
.[CrookedWings].

Saturday 20 July 2013

♥DiegoxReece♥



So it's like...
Two in the morning 
Just about 15 mins to three 

Apparently I can't sleep
Idk why tho... 
I was tired awhile ago 
...
But then I started reading this story. 
It's awesome 
Cuz gay guys are sexy 

Well 
Only the ones you fantasize about
Cuz real ones... Hmm idk 
Anyway

I'm hungry 
Like 
Really hungry
I guess this is the price for staying awake 

Sigh
Speaking of writing 
I think I've lost my ability 
And thus my drive 
Which is therefore why 
I haven't completed any of my previous stories 
Ok ... Tiredness is actually taking over
iFly
.[CrookedWings].

Ps... With regards to the picture no I didn't 

Tuesday 16 July 2013

♥MedicalGeography♥


So I was researching something
For school 
(yes I'm still going to school even tho it's summer -- I'll explain later) 
and I found this blog
And I was like 
"Waow 
I should write about this and 
Do it with one hand!! "
But ..
When I started typing 
And kept making mistakes on the first line 
I realized that I wasn't typing with one hand

Pointless? 
I think yes .-.

Sad days XD
OH!! 
Speaking of sad things..

Jim
     Jim
          Jim
               Jim

HE....
He passed away T^T -dabs tears with hanky-

Jimmeh: What!? No I didn't !! -walks using crutches-
  Uh ... -cough cough- !! It's a mirable
Jimmeh: ... sure e.e Why did you shoot me? I didn't do anything to deserve this!! 
  ._. You offended me so you needed to die 
Jimmeh: That's not funneh .-.
  What makes you think that I was joking?
Jimmeh: Sigh... whatever. . . I'm gonna go rest my leg >.>
  Yea yea ..
Jimmeh: e.e Hmph

Anyway ...
Where was I before I transitioned to things?

Oh!
Summer school >.>
So I think I said this before
But I'll say it again
I'm in college
And like..
Credits and shit .-.
So to accomplish that task more quickly,
I'll have to do summer school

I was kinda ok with it at first
But then
I was like "Actually work? Ohoho"
And now ..
I'm fed up =.=
Even though I've only..
Two... Three days left of school ...

And even though we have like ..
no school on Fridays .-.

I shoulda done Medical Geography
Instead of Literature..

I wonder what that entails..

-searches-
Ugh...
So there I was ...
Going on Google
To find what MG was
and
I saw "-insert words- History of Medical Geography"
and I was immediately turned off =.=

History..
You find every way to make it into my life ?!
Fool e.e!!

Medical geography, sometimes called health geography, is an area of medical research that incorporates geographic techniques into the study of health around the world and the spread of diseases. In addition, medical geography studies the impact of climate and location on an individual's health as well as the distribution of health services. Medical geography is an important field because it aims to provide an understanding of health problems and improve the health of people worldwide based on the various geographic factors influencing them

Anyway I gtg
Wish I could stay forever
But alas

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Monday 15 July 2013

♥TimmehAndJimmeh♥


Interesting
New discovery

I don't need an Internet connection to type a post
0;
This is news to me ... 
Hmm 
I wonder if it'll save
e.e

Haha
So it did save 

Great 
Now that I know this 
I can do what I want

This ingenious thing is ingenious 
:3

Now 
On a day when I want to pretend like I'm doing something important while I'm with my "friends" who ignore me 
To keep my mind occupied 
I shall indeed do this 

Haha
Blogger app is a genius

I wonder ...
Why does the genius in ingenious not spell like genius ...
Or why does genius not spell like genious

Yes chrome e.e ... And Ian 
I know that's not how it spells 
I was testing something 

Don't judge me
>>
Like always
As technology
You should be aware what I intended to do 

Rait now 
I'm bored 
Haha 
So when I typed haha
I accidentally typed a "g" rather than an "h" 

It's not as funny 
XD
I'm just trying not to be bored 

Sigh
I have not blogged in ages 
Ok probly not ages 
I'm not sure if I blogged this month 

Did I? 
Jim should know this e.e 
Rait Jimmeh?

Jimmeh: yea!! -fist pump-
  Oh Jim you always know how to make a  me unnotjoyous 
Jimmeh: I'd tell you that that's not a word but, as Jim I know all things Lainy
   Hey Jim ... 
Jimmeh: mhm?
  How do you know that Lainy is my name? I don't recall saying this in my blog... Then again... You should know more than me when it comes so these things 
Jimmeh: Oho! Silly girl this how I, James Patrick Alexander, works.  And even if you didn't ... I am not just some random person.  I'm part if you cuz ...you're the one talking for me here 
  .-. Pft ... Oh Jim << you silly boy you.  You make it sound like I've a sad life 
Jimmeh: I didn't say that at all ... But seeing as you brought it up... Maybe it's true 
  e.e ... <<... >> ... You're probably right Jim v.v I just wanted someone to talk to and I'm not gonna listen to the people around me cuz they be depressing me haha it's a sad day for a Lainy ;D 
Jimmeh: Yet you smile it off 
  Shut up Jim ... 
Jimmeh: You know ... You can make me stop talking anytime right ? 
  Yea I know ... But you're the only person I have right now xD damn this is a Sad blog... Jim, please remind me to never blog around people again
Jimmeh: sure lol 
  e.e I know why you laugh 
Jimmeh: oh? 
  Cuz I'm just telling this to myself 
Jimmeh: Well, yea but ... People make "notes to self" all the time ... Yours is just weirder cuz you've created me, a character from your mind, and are using me for that purpose 
  Ok that's it Jim you speak too much << 
Jimmeh: Fine, I'll be quiet 
  No no, I'm not just ready to let you leave me... I need you here.... You remind me of someone 
Jimmeh: Is it another person just like me 
  His name is Tim.  I miss him. ( lol rhyme)
Jimmeh: Coincidence? 
  e.e Hey that's not like that at all. Besides your name is James ... 
Jimmeh: You call me Jim all the time. I bet you use to call him "Timmeh"
  No... 
Jimmeh: -eyebrow raise- 
  v.v yes ...
Jimmeh: Exactly... where was Tim ?
  He was in this book I got from my mother... 
Jimmeh: Your mom promoted your partial psychosis? 
  She didn't know what I was going to do with it Jim e.e 
Jimmeh: ok ok I think it's time I take my leave this blog post is long enough
  Hmm I agree 
Jimmeh: Goodbai readers! If there are any :P
  I see!!! -shoots him in the leg-  

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Saturday 6 July 2013

♥#115:GlaringDays♥



So I came here
Searching for a song
That I linked here

But I ended up reading some of the posts >.>
And now
I'm here
Speaking about what brought me here

Isn't that great?

I still want that song tho...
I think I loved it

Oh!
Tell you what I remembered?
When I was reading over some of the posts?

Jim

What was his full name again?
James somethin er other .. >.>

Damn
e.e
I'm sorry Jim
You're my biggest fan
and I can't remember your full name v.v

I feel terrible

OH!
James Patrick Alexander

Jes..
Jes Jimmy
I got it
e.e
Even though I ..
Technically kinda cheated >.>
Don't judge me!

Jim 
You should know better than
To judge me
e.e

Hmm
So
How was my yesterday?
Well for starters
I thought it was Saturday
On many occasions

But I only didn't have class <.<
I decided that I've been glaring to the right often
So now
I must glare to the left 
This reminds me of a song XD
You should figure it out

Uhm..
I was saying something
Oh
School

Hmm
Yea it was a laz-E day
And I actually went to sleep late cuz I slept for two hours
..
<.<
I almost glared to the right >.>
Shit! X.x
I guess it's a force of habit

Hmm
I keep getting distracting from the thought train e.e

Uhm
My nap was sexy
But
I had to force myself to awaken
v.v
IT was painful

Hmm
I need to practice using my shift
Specially when it's with "IT"
I some how always
Always
end up using a capital "T"

And how was your today?
Oh
It was very productive ..
Why?
Cuz I actually did my hwk
.-.
I didn't want to do it

If it were up to me
Then
Well
It wouldn't have been done at all
So
Thanks
:3 ...
Thanks Laina

I should..
Probly leave
e.e

I swear
I didn't want to cut this short
But
I guess it has a good length...
And guess what o=!!

I can do ... this ==>
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Ps... Is it weird that I think that 115 is a cute #? .-.

♥Ian♥

Hey guys...
It's know it's been a while..
A
LONG while
But
Something big happened and I had to share it o-o!!

After years of waiting o=
I finally got my iPod T^T!!
I mean
When I say years
I mean years
XDD

Omg
I can't contain my joy..
Ok
That's a lie
I can contain it very well
Too well
XD
I don't even look like I'm impressed with him

What's that?
Him you ask?
Ohoho :3
I named my iPod yes
...
His name is
...
.....
-drama drama-
Ian B]

Sexy name I know
Ahahaha
:3
Now that I think about it
IT's goes well with my name
Y'see
When my lil cuz was a baby
She'd call me "An"
And now my sister (kinda) calls me that
And I for iPod XDD
Ik ik
I'm a genuis
The best part is..
o=!!
I
Didn't
Even
Think
About
It XDD

Omg

I just remembered
That
I don't want to debate v.v

Days later~

So like ... Today is the debate xD 

Is it weird that I'm prepared ?
I mean I knew i was going to be but ... 
It's my first ever debate ...

All other opportunities I had to debate I got away basically xDDDDD

For instance
The first time I had to debate was at a retreat
And because of our judges an their love of speech 
It got too late and we had to go to bed 
The other time 
The time ran out again
And our teacher said that we would come back to it... 
We never did xDDDD

This time it's actually for my grade so I must do it 
However 
Thanks to my topic and position
My parents were able to assist immensely 

Yes I use big words B) 

Anyway I'm blogging from Ian xD 
Got the app xD 
Anyway it's time I take my leave B[ 

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Wednesday 3 July 2013

♥StalkersForGemini♥

Ok so here I am once again

Just thought I'd blog today
Why? 
Cuz I was motivated 
Yea 
This happens

Anyway 
I read over one of my previous posts 
That's what motivated me
Yea 
I know 
I'm so awesome to motivate myself 

So 
In school
I'm doing the Literature course 
And I mean
I don't hate it 
Cuz 
Well 
It should be easy enough to pass with 
No less than an A+ 
But

I can't take the unnecessary reading 
I don't care what Plato and Aristotle thought of poetry 
And how it came about 

So while typing out "about" 
I made a few mistakes along the way 
And Ian suggested to me 
"Amour" 

I find this quite amusing 
Because there is a high chance that 
There may be some within me 

Speaking of creepy things 
I have this app on Ian that gives me daily horoscopes and today this is what I got:
"Watch your back today, Gemini. There's a distinct presence nearby that requires your attention. Luckily, your emotions are a lot more stable than usual, and you're more strongly connected with your feelings. In fact, you may be in the clouds. You shouldn't have any problem navigating through this part of the atmosphere. Others may look to you for advice."

I barely read the rest of it after reading the first line xD
That is, when I first saw it 
The first line really stole my attention 
I sounds like I'm gonna be stalked 

But I wonder who wanted my attention 
0k I decided to read the whole thing 

It's actually pretty ok lol 
People will need advice from me eh? 
I don't think anyone will think if asking for my advice
XD 
I mean

I'm 
An idiot in that aspect 
Ahaha

Well 
I'm clearly in the clouds 
(That means good mood right?)
Cuz I'm blogging 
And blogging makes me happy 
But
I blog when I am happy xD 

Also
I have no problems blogging
So that part of the horoscope was true 

As a result 
Today my emotions are indeed stable 
I was able to calmly speak with the person I deeply care for 
Without having to feel even the slightest sadness 

I don't even think I'll weep if I get the chance to write in my journal
Though I doubt I'll be able to stay awake 

Oh well 
No journal for  me tonight 
I'll be fine  

I'm on Ian 
Which means 
I won't be able to put my signature at the end 
That is 
Not unless I fix it on Samuel 

Ohwell
Pce ★彡 


~060713Edit~
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.