♥15Mins♥

What up peeps

It's been a few days

Not much was going on with me honestly
I just
Idk

didn't need to blog
And even then
I basically found another way to deal with the real deep problems
cuz I can't always blog

Also when I'm going through the struggles of life
the posts tend to be
sad
XD

So I don't want that

Anyway
Idk what's going on right now

I'm actually thinking of a short story
but idk how I want it to be yet

I'm trying to wonder if I should start with the prompt or not
But then the transition would continue into dialogue

But then what?

-pondering emoji-

We'll see what happens


Work ends in 15 mins

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Manhwa♥

Soo
I've decided to get back into drawing

Idk how much that'll accomplish but we'll see eh


Annnnd
As usual
I've not posted on my birthday

This is an interesting feat but
Who really pays attention to that?
(Besides me)

I got this drawing app on my phone...
Laptop
It seems cool
I wonder if a ... stylus....
Would work on a laptop?

-googles to see-

On the bright side
I don't have work tomorrow
(Yaay)

So I can stay up late and nap at 7 to wake up for 11PM
and then go back to sleep at 5AM

It sounds like a great life honestly

In other news
The interwebs say that I can use a stylus on my laptop

:D

Sounds plausible
We wanted to go to bible study today I just remembered ...

soo no nap at 7
I hope I don't fall asleep tho sigh
I am currently working out
And
after my work out I tend to get sleepy and tired
I hope this doesn't happen for real today sigh =\

"For real" doesn't go here
Anyway

I'm currently reading this manhwa
And this fat guy wakes up as a hot guy and basically has two bodies
and when one falls asleep he wakes up as the other
and it's like
ugh
 He complains about being fat and stuff
and how being slim and fit is better
but I swear
He should just work out in his fat body
and so he doesn't have to worry about being bullied
cuz he can do something about it ...

It's the most logical thing to do
And
He's a guy so losing weight shouldn't be an issue
Especially since he's a teenager
He has his whole life ahead of him
Also he should use the money he makes from his job to idk invest in a gym membership
Or a fighting place thingy
And learn to fight

And his "hot" self should learn to fight too
Both of them should do it
What's the point in moping around
Ugh so sickening
both of them
 =\

And the people in that word so damn shallow
I think that's what's the most sickening

Okay...
My rant is over
I think I'm good

I'M also readin this other comic..
I don't think it's a manhwa but anyway
It's called "Assassin Roommate"
And at first I was like NOOOO
But then I was like
OMG O===
And I just think it's great

I'm gonna find a picture to draw in 30 mins ~

Till next time ♥

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥PSA♥

Okay blogger,

Idk what's wrong with your system
but you need to get that checked out fr fr

Initially I thought it was Hailey that couldn't handle the truth
but I see now that it is your system that's flawed

I am very sad about this D:
Very disappointed

In other news
Last night I slept with my hand in a bag of ice and napkins

It was...
an experience

Helped a lot with my burn :3

Anyway This is not about me !!
This was a PSA }:<<


Good bye

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥HeavyBurns♥

I can feel the sadness weighing on my eyes... 

Hey guys
What's good?

So there I am checking my post for errors and stuff
When a wild page view appears

Why?
Cuz the "don't count your browser as a page view " thing
Doesn't work

Idk ugh
It feels like I shouldn't care too much about it
But
I do

Sigh I miss my wife ~

Where is she you ask?
Busy with life
while I have to wait for work to begin

Soo
Memorial Day

I asked on Facebook today
"What are we remembering ?"

Cuz I honestly didn't know
Turns out it's Dead soldiers who fought for America or something
-looks it up cuz the above information is from a video-


Ok so it was right
Well
The video was right
(Not everything on the internet is true)
'

So I got burnt today
Because I was a fool

And I say it was all good times
goood times...

Jim: ....how?
How?
Jim: How?

well
There were fries and hot oil involved
And splashing
Jim: Waow sounds like an intense situation

Yea....
Story of my life (soml)

It just hurts every now and then to remind me of how foolish I was

Jim: Woah.. double meaning

lol shut up Jim

Jim: ;x

If I keep wet napkins on it I don't feel the pain

Anyway guys
pray for me
Wish me all the best
I'll heal ...
eventually

HappyMemorialDay

And remember
You can't stay friends with people you like a lot
)it's impossible(
:3♥

#SafeguardyourHeart 

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Power House♥

Can you stand the rain...? 

Yes yes
I was absent for a couple days
buuuuut
(what you're about to read not an excuse)
I was building up my collection of tumblr photos

And
I have not accomplished that
But
I have started the build up
And
It is marvelous ..
 As you can see
by the picture
(That I probably put after I wrote this )
It is not a lie :D

Idk what else to say nuh ... hmmm
But
I do know this

The Mitochondria is the power house of the cell
And sooo
The title of the post is born


MEMORIAL DAY TOmorrow ...
What are we going to do ?
I don't remember ever having to stay home from school for this....
But anyway

Seems like the squad +1 wants to go to the pool
But
Idk
I'm tired of pool water smh

Anyway
Lol
I've been typing this post for years smh...

But I think it's time I end this

I was assisting my love with something important
Soo
It couldn't be helped

I had to post this prematurely so that I could ensure it was posted on the day I wanted it to be
But anyway
I think I should take my exit

It's now ...
or never

Lol I'm stalling
But anyway
Bai my loves ♥

(chooses a picture)

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥A Song♥

Hey guys 

What up?

Idk why I'm asking questions 

I've been over this 

You can't answer

Jame P.A. 

Please come to help me make this post into something 

The way I'm not feeling to do anything right now is driving me mad

what you got?

Jim: Uhhhh ... I don't like to be put on the spot like this! ... A song?

What song you have in mind? 

Jim: -shrugs-  How about that one you like?

... Specifics Jim .. 

Jim: That slow-ish sad one... 

Windswept? By Crywolf?

Ah yes that's a good one 

But I don't feel like going onto YouTube for the link

Soooo 

Short post today again guize

Till next time~

Pce 

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

PS I decide to put the picture afterward today cuz 

It's kinda a lot depressing

Also thank you Jim for coming to the rescue of this post 

Idk what I'd do without you ♥♥

Jim: =o omg what... you're most welcome... -suspicious but cautious- 

:]

Jim: .... Riight ~.~ 

♥UnfulfilledNap♥

Ah

It's a new day...
but
I'm also tired ...
-checks time-
10 to 4
roughly
In terms of rounding
yea
12 rounds down to 10

-ponders... -

Hmm
Yess...

I need to nap tho
I don't think I can last much longer tbh

But will I finish post after I nap or before?

It feels like before but
it may not be


-3 hours later-

So I haven't napped
I haven't done anything really
....
Idk what else I'll say

I feel like a bad member of society
(I can't remember why I said that ..... )

Jim? Do you know what I wanted to say?

Jim: You really think I'll remember ??

...... All you had to say was no geez
-eye rolling emoji-

Well guys
It's about that time
I leave

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥IntroQuotes♥

"Every time 

My mind wanders 

And it goes to a dark place" 

Hey guys

What's poppin?

Idk what to say today sigh
well
"right now"

I should've come earlier
Maybe the mood would've been more uplifting
Ahaha~

Anyway

You guys notice my intro quotes ?
What do you think ?
-pondering emoji-

I think they're kinda depressing
But then again
...

I miss Samuel

His absence is the reason I'm doing these intro quotes
He had... has
All these great pictures on him
And I feel like I'm so empty without his pictures and quotes

Now I must rebuild my collection
and .. head back on Tumblr

Siiigh

You see now
The thing with Tumblr
It's like the old me y'kno
And I don't feel like creating a new Tumblr
Although
After recent events
Tumblr has been calling me to return
I've been ignoring the call
But it may be the only way to survive this ~

We'll see what happens

On another note:
I need to get back all Mr Onions
I need him to express certain emotions I know only he can portray

I need
An external hard drive

but those shits are expensive
And I'm poor

Maybe I can get one for my birthday

-hint hint- ;}
-puts on snap-

Aaannnd,,,,
Done

Not many people read my posts here
Buut
MY snap is currently lit I think

We'll see what happens come June 3

Ah June 3..

I have a habit of not posting on that day
The question now is
Will I post on that day?

Probably not

I feel like it's a Blog tradition
to not post then

Plus I think I'll be distracted
Idk maybe not

To do list:
1: Cut my nails
    They are getting long and annoying af
But every time I remember that I want to cut them, I feel a wave a laziness wash over me when I think of all the things I have to get/look for to accomplish my goal.. And I mean it's not even that far away from me but.. summer laziness always wins I think.

2: I don't have a second thing I want to do actually .. sleep maybe?
    But I also want to watch HSM 2 and Boss Baby ....
I guess we'll see what happens after this post ends

Jim? Your thoughts?

Jim: I think you should go to sleep instead of bothering me ...
..... Is it that time of the month James?
Jim: ... no
.....
Jim: A little
Ah poor Jim-bob ... no never mind forget I said that
Jim: -rolls eyes- can I go now?
-shrug- Can you?
Jim: ... bai

And there we have it folks
James Patrick Alexander~

Oh!
I learned coding last semester...
#funfact

It was fun ... it was C++
But anyway

I should get going before idk

But the best part about ending the post ... is checking for errors a few years in the future

Anyway
Until further notice
Intro Quotes will replace post pics
( I hope I'm always up for an intro quote ...
I mean if not I can get one off the internet )

List of things you need

1: Chrome extension: Nyan Cat Youtube Progress Bar

Anyway...
Good bai for now ...
Till tomorrow

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥I.M.O. Samuel♥

She once said in my presence "I like to make things mine" 

And from that moment, I knew what she'd done was intentional.

Sooo look what I found...
Lurking around in my posts

18th June 2016

And yet

Another weekend has passed

Without me posting a single word

Sigh

Yes

Indeed

I have let you down

idk what to say to this..

I've not been busy at all

Maybe this blogging thing is not for me

-pondering emoji-

Idk if I've said this

But

That emoji is my new favourite

~

How interesting
right?
I feel like so much could've come from this

I swear every time
(every time I type every time I forget it's two words and not one... not really what I wanted to say but I just figured it was important to point it out (before I forgot))
but yes ...

To continue with my point
Everyt time  (<<---- look at that????????? OmG always with this typo geez)
Hmm Omg I'm so distracted
Very distracted

Okay (-tries again-)
Every time I reread my posts
I see it as so profound

I mean
Omg
I am the most interesting person ever
People just need to take the time to read
( Mainly cuz I won't really say it -laughing onion man-)
Ahh
Speaking of Onion people
I think
Mr. Onion is a lost cause cuz...
 He...
-wipes tears-
Left with Samuel
Kinda ...

Idk how this will work
I need an external hard drive
This is the only way I can save Samuel
Permanently
Kinda like
in Get Out ( there she goes referencing this movie again )

Jim: Are.... are you trying to replace me?
What ?
Jim: What?

No of course not ...
Please let me mourn the loss of my dear friend of 5 years

Jim: yea.. yea fine, sorry
Uhuh ...

But
Anyway
I think I'll close here
There's not much I want to say

♥~You had a good run Sammy ~ ♥

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

P.S Sammy is not officially gone but ... I basically cannot use him efficiently. Especially not without his charger.  much heart break.

♥Not June Ninth♥

IDK WHY
But


I always leave for a year and return around the same time
AHaha.....
Ha...

What has happened in this past year ????


A
LOT!
That's what.....
I experienced my first ever American Football Game in the fall
...
My first ...( and LAST |:<<< )
B's ....
Yea . I'm not doing that again
What else...

Sammy ... guys ...
Sammy  is ...
His life is coming to a close
And so I have gotten a new laptop
(currently using her)
Yes
It's a girl
Her name...
is
Hailey
(can anyone guess what brand? )

Uhhhmm
What else ?
Met knew people
I got discarded at one point 
Oohohoho how sad |:

Buuut
That's (kinda) all in the past

Currently just livin' life tbh

I can also change the look of the blog
(can)
But I won't
(will not )

Cuz why? ? ? ?
I feel like it speaks to me on so many levels as it is
It brings back so many memories
And I just love it

It is what it is currently

(also I don't really have all the stuff on Hailey that I do on Sammy
and I just feel like I can't simply put all his stuff on her
cuz it'd be like Get Out y'know ...
(for those who have seen it you know what I'm talking about
(oooh bracket-ception :D)) )

Oh
Uhh
Hailey
She's a touchscreen
Isn't that neat?
neat-o
..
who came up with that ??
Neat-o
It... sounds like a cereal honestly

Know what else sounds like a cereal?
Cheerio

Jim: cuz it is a cereal

Oh ... hi James

Jim: Oh we're doing formalities now? You've been gone for a year ... leaving me alone trapped in the back of your mind ... of Dar-

O-Kay``
None of this
Plz..
|:

Let's just ... idk
Let's ...

Okay
sOOo
I'm trying to remember when the anniversary of the blog is

I know I haven't
I think it's June 9th

(Probably definitely June 9th )
-checks-
Well shit..
I passed it ...
I'm sorry OMG

Plz Don't look at me!! I'm a monster 

dafu--

Jim: Language! 

Yes yes right 

I forgot.. 

One day my mother will read this 

And I don't want her to be ashamed 

But ya 

while I was typing this 

I noticed that the words were all a link .. 

Dunno why but ... 

Hm 

Anyway 

this isn't about me 

I'M SO SORRY T.T!!!! 

Don't hate me 

I didn't realize...

I thought.. I had this saved on my calendar wth }=

This is ... 

-checks- 

-returns- 

Why did I leave?

-rereads- Oh ... I didn't do that .. 

Got distracted 

-retries-

Well...

Shit 

It's there ..

Sooo 

Why didn't i see it 

or acknowledge it ??????????????????????

-question mark Meme guy-

I need to stalk up on memes 

-pondering emoji-

OMG so 

I went on this website ... like 

Today 

for the firstime in all my internet life

like for two - three seconds 

And 

Ugh 

Facebook is all like 

"suggested post -shows me ad from the website-" 

Wut |:? 

This makes 0 sense fb

Kinda a LOT creepy too

Jim! 

I've said dafuq before 

Why do I should suddenly not say it 

Jim: why is your sentence structure so bad omg 

This isn't the point Jim 

Goooosh!  

Answer my question 

Jim: ..... 

Sigh I'm sorry Jim .. 

I didn't mean to forge the blog's birthday 

Plz forgive me 

Jim: Idk I just feel like you neglected me for a year 

Hey....

 It wasn't a year ... 

:D 

Jim: -_-

... I must go shower... 

We'll speak tomorrow 

I wish I could stay here forever like fr...

I feel like I have so much to say still 

I also like the sound Hailey's keyboard makes when I type 

But anyway 

I think it's time I take my leave anyway 

Gotta head do the preparation for church 

:} 

Pce out 

A town~ 

-Yeah by Usher comes on-

In the club with my homies

tryna gett a little 

V. I 

(.....? like VIP?

like... is that what it says.. I never knew really -looks up lyrics-

OMG I'm Right 

Ahahaha I'm a genius 

Although I already knew that 

Jim: please go take a shower 

yes..... I'm gone

Baiii 

I love you all 

wait... I say this in my outro already)

ohhohohoh 

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.