♥Shortest Post Ever♥

Just came to say sorry about yesterday D:

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥NewBlog♥

I will be making a new blog
It's a story
That me and Laina wrote together
It doesn't really have a plot
We just started and it's playing out pretty well so
I hope you enjoy
Not much to say today
Sorry for the short post .x x.
Here read this:
Story!!

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥ChromePHail♥

This reminds me of my friend and 10 cents


Friend: Ugh Why is it always a ten cents!! -throws it away-
Me: No you shouldn't throw it away what if, one day, you have $999 999. 90?  You're gonna need that ten cent coin
Friend: You're exaggerating! That'll never happen
-days later-
Friend: Noo I need three dollars!! -checks in purse- .. Ok I have two dollars... 75 cents.. 90?! Noo I need
Me: Ten cents?

 Hahahahahahahahahha
ahahahahahah
ahahah
hahahahahaha
hahahah
Irony :D








Ah yes.. good times :3
The person knows themself :D
I love you too




Ha CHROME said "Hahahahahahahahahha" isn't a word..
So I checked out the correction options 
And this is what I saw
Mahabharata
Tallahatchie
Maharashtra
Maharajahs
SERIOUSLY D:<
Where in the world did those words come from?!
I can't even pronounce them!!!
Y'know
I think I look up the meanings D:<

Mahabharata: is one of the two major Sanskrit epics of ancient India, the other being the Ramayana. The epic is part of itihasa.    (What? >_>)

Tallahatchie:  is a county located in the Mississippi Delta region of the U.S. state of Mississippi. (At least this makes more sense <_<")

Maharashtra: is a state located in India. The word Maharashtra is derived from the Sanskrit words Maha meaning Great and Rashtra meaning Nation, thus rendering the name Maharashtra. (Interesting .__.)

Maharajahs: Mahārāja (also spelled maharajah) is a Sanskrit title for a "great king" or "high king".^[1] The female equivalent title Maharani (or Maharanee) denotes either the wife of a Mahārāja or, in states where that was customary, a woman ruling in her own right. (Haha CHROME!! But you got this one wrong XD)

So yea..
CHROME has lost one :3
That's
Crooked: one.. 
CHROME: ... I lost count.. I wasn't even Counting D:
.<<.
.>>.
.v v.
And life goes on D:
.x x.
Oh well
So how was my day yesterday?
At the pool
It was nice
We got food :D
Can you beliebe it :D
( YES CHROME I CAN MAKE WORDS TOO D:< )
._.
 UGH!
My foo... Beautiful bruder is playin his game 
With volume D:
And he has my failed headphones on the floor Dx
I mean
Just cuz they fail doesn't mean you have to leave 'em on the ground!
Stoopid brother .x x.
Haha 
Ohwell I guess
Told him to pic it up
And he did
OMG!!
I feel like doing that thing with the non backspacing..
But the question is
Will I be able to accomplish that mission?
I mean..
What!! ._.
UGh!!
I ferget!!
Er well :3
Mission is fer another day
Hahao!

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Food♥

AH!! 
I must post today D:
So I'm here :3
I'm not really gonna be here much today
>.<
Goin to a stoopid pool or whatever D:
I mean I don't mind
But It keeps me from my beautiful readers
:D
YEs I care more for you guys 
Also
I like blogging
Tis fun :3
It brings me joy
Even when I'm not happy
Cuz
Y'know
I'm like that
Haha
And you guys will never know if I'm "not happy" 
XD
What D:
I'm not mean!!
I just..
Don't want y'all tah know :3
Omg I'm hungry
I haven't eaten yet..
.x x.
Me?
Make my own food?
When my parents and older sister are home
Ha <<
Never!
They'll make it when they feel like it
.___.
What?
Oh I'm used to not eatings :D
( minus the s )
Ugh!!
I'm all
AHCHOO! <<' sneezy
Oh! I'm fine 
Bless you Crooked ^^
Thanks Crooked :D
Ah yes..
Speaking of crooked!!
I need to change my ..
Nevermind
You'll see it
well some may not notice
I.e if it's the first time you're reading this
Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that lil thing ._.
Oh well
It's too late now
...
You're probly thinking
"What?! You could've just backspaced"
OH FOOD!

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Consequences♥

Why...
Why does it always have to happen
Like this
To be so happy
In one moment
And then to fall
So hard
CRASHING
And BURNING
So far down
With just a few words
Those few words
So few
But inflicted so many
UNREADABLE EMOTIONS
Envy
Anger
Melancholy
DEEP DEPRESSION
That's why
I can never do it
Be genuinely happy
I can never climb too high
Cuz one slip
And I fall
Below the bottom
Way 
Way
Below 

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥16th Post ALREADY :D♥

Hey this is my 16th post :D
Hey..
This is epic.. 
notice the last time I said what # post this was it was the eighth :D
Nice right?
I know
Being awesome is a forte of mine B)
Lol
Conceited?
Me
Hah! 
far frum it :3
But anyway
How was the day that was yours? 
Yesterday
Was it gewt?
;D
Mine was AWESOME :D
Till the end
Where it got BETTER :D
Is there such a thing as
BETTER THAN AWESOME?
OMG!!
My holidays
They're 
Comin to the end in a week
I wish I could add the "or two" part to that..
But it really is a week
This is why I'm not too psyched about goin on holiday
Lol
You'know how CHROME decides that all my words are wrong?
Well I checked out the correction options they had for "goin"
and one of them was "groin"
WHO'S WRONG NOW D:<
Hahaha!
Oh Chrome..
I guess
I 
Win -puts on shades and CSI theme comes on- B)
Omg this reminds me of sumthing
I saw
Wanna see :D
Sure I'll show you
Just click this 
Heh B)
Rox right?
Don't be like a normal human and not click it..
Well it's not like I can stop you .-.
Psh!!
I think I discovered something new
Not bad it is :D
Pretty good it be :D
Ok .-.
This reminds me of somthing
But what?
OH!!
StarWars' Yoda 
Which I hate btw ._.
I never saw the Aim of that show
Anyway I must leave now..
I have thing to do 
and place to be
..
Yea I'm not like others who have "things" and "places" 
I take it one at a time 
-puts on shades and CSI theme comes on- B)

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥It'sFridayFriday♥

Haha Epic =3
I got here
I actually thought I would've let y'all down again!!
I actually remembered my thing I had fer you guys =DD

HAHAHAH 

I'm doing this cuz I know how many ppl REALLY HATE this song :D

And after all ..

It is Friday :D

Partyin Partyin

YEAH!! :D

Fun Fun Fun Fun

X3

Ah yes..

I love messin with ppl

...

I don't see the horribility of this song though -ponder ponder-

Oh well

:D

I wouldn't be surprised if some of you NEVER read this again :D

Anyway 

I should go

 

Hhahh Losers UNITE :D

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥H-A-O♥

Question of the day:
What is "H-A-O" ?

Well It's something I made up not to long ago

It's a shortened form of the word

"Hilarious"

How you ask?

Well

I was bored one time (like I stated previously kinda)

And I realized that hilarious has nine letters

And as you may know 9 can be divided equally by three

To give you..

Well ..

3

Hil

Ari

Ous

Don't see it yet?

I'll explain further

Each of those separations start with a letter

(If that wasn't obvious)

And those letter are 

H-A-O

So I was like

"Interesting discovery Crooked.. Very interesting indeed"

And that's where HAO came about

Haha..

Pretty smart don't you think?

(No mean to sound conceited Cuz I'm not) 

Oh I wrote a poem last night

It makes no sense so don't laugh 

(well I wouldn't know if you did anyway)

It's also really long

And there's not title so the one I give is right on the spot 

Muted Emotions

Looking around... with hope

Hope to find a friendly face

But

Alas

Her hopes

Her dreams

Got crushed

Smashed

Even smeared across the ground

By lies

Lies of "Don't worry I'll be here"s

And of "I won't ever hurt you"s

But

The biggest lie

The one that hurt most

"I love you"

Does she even know what it means?

Those three words?

Those three

Simply stupid

Words...

She didn't like them

In fact

She detested them

No one around her even knows

How deep the meaning is

Yet

It is used...

So free lance

Like saying

"Hello"

"Hi"

or "Hey"

An everyday phrase

To those fools

Heh...

Fools

No

Wait a minute...

"The only fool"

She would think

"Is myself"

That is what they all see her as

It's what they take her for

They see right through her

They walk all over her

She's the invisible mat

No one cares about her feelings

"What? No she doesn't mind"

They say

"She'll do it"

She's used to being used

"Oh crap I didn't do..."

"Psh just ask 'what's her face' 

She always has hers"

She

Won't

Mind...

She's too nice to say anything bad

We can do what we wish to her

She'll take it....

...

And the bastards

All they do

Is grin

Laugh like monkeys

...

She laughs too

Or so they think

She's really crying

Screaming inside

But her fake smiles

She's had on for years

Is plastered

Permanently 

Onto her face

So..

All the crying and screaming

Is mistaken 

Mistaken for laughter

Tears dear not form

For if they do

They may never

EVER

Run dry

"HOLD THEM BACK"

she tells herself

And although the migraines come rolling in

Daily

She'd prefer physical pain

To block out

To BLACK out

Some of the emotional pains she feels

Just some...

Ok I fell asleep after that line

Horrible right? :)

Psh whatever

Then my mom came in

And was like 

"Hmm this one is a sleep writer"

Or something along those lines

And I was like 

WTF O.O!! (in my head!)

And I closed the book and went back to sleep

I said it was long..

If you don't make it to where I'm writing now then..

sorry <<

It was actually supposed to be a story

Then I couldn't stop writing

So

That's why it's so long

And it's kinda hard to come up with a title

For something that has so many..

words?

Topics?

Idk

Eh..

Whatever

Well I'm home alone with my brother

fun ._.

Real fun

Oh I discovered another anime

It's funny

Wait

I shouldn't do this to you all

Tell you I discovered something

That I ain't gonna tell about

So mean I am

I shall stop myself form this ness..

At once

I'm in a 

Silent mood

It's cuz of this song

It's like

Relaxing

Makes me wanna sleep

Haha

It'd go great when reading my poem

Speaking of my poem

If I'd put it a font bigger

This post would probably look/be longer that it already is

|:

That'd be wondrous

Or should I say "H-A-O"

Haha

Funny ._.

So yea

I has me a lota typin :)

To

do

I meant

Anyway

I'ma stop now

not in the mood to continue..

so

Yea

Bye :)

♥ OliveJuice ♥

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥♥

Hah.. It's like 2:41
I'm gonna keep typing for awhile 
Hmm..
Oh I'll type till I get off the pc :D
Sounds good eh?
Hah I bet it does.. :3
My poor hands..
My poor poor hands
Or is it fingers?
Psh..
Who cares |:
Not meee :D
HaH!!
I got my brother to put off the television!! :D
Yea B)
He he x3
My head just randomly started aching D:<
OH!!
Hah I have some great(not really) news for you guys..
I'll not be able to post as frequently ._.
After the holidays
Cuz my mom was like: 
"Work work no pc unless necessary work work" 
 Tis all I heard ):
And you know what that means..
And I can't use the "But this is necessary" bit on her 
Cuz she'll just look at me in her "Motherly" way
And I don't really like that look
It doesn't really affect me but she'd be right |:
I don't like that .-.
So
It's better this way..
SIGH!! <<
Oh well
I'm over it :3
OMG I fergot I was watching an anime!!
WAIT!!
I was supposed to .
Eh never mind =\
so..
TO MY ANIME I WAS WATCHIN
Oh I won't ferget you guys
I remembered I have to do that thing
With the typing and not backspacing
not now though
I'll do that
At a time
When
I
Feel
Lazy :3
Hah 
gonna get food =\
It's POTTED
It's MEAT
It's POTTED MEAT :D
Yay!! :3
Anyway
It's amazing how amazing things amaze the amazed :3
I should write a story :3
But
Idk where to start
Eh.. another time maybe 
:}
DAMN YOU HEAD ACHE! D:<
I will be avenged!!
Or not .-.
Who will avenge me anyway?
Psh
Hmm
Waow I fergot I was typing..
Hohoho
Got distracted by MSN :D
OhEll :3
I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree :D
Wait..
Wrong proverb
Is that even a proverb
Doesn't seem like a metaphor |=
Psh who cares <<
I know what I wanted to say
Wait..
No I didn't 
PSHHHHHHHHHHH 
Whatev!
<<
Like I've said before
DON'T JUDGE ME!!
You too GoogleCHROME!!!
Psh can't even get your own name right..
Hey!!
I wonder if it's cuz I've always been typing it without a space in between the two wirds
(Wird: meaning "word"; pronounced like "bird")
Tries it out: Google CHROME 
... HEY!! 
NO RED UNDERLINES D:<
FOOLS!! D=<
Google Chrome YOU ARE RACIST!!
D:
I'm sure if I put my real name on here...
It'd be UNDERLINED D=<
I WAS RIGHT!!
D:<
D:<
D:<
D:<
D:<
D:<
D:,
D:<
D:<
D:<
D:<
D:<
D:<
D:<
Spot the difference XD
Lol
too easy?! 
TOO EASY?!! 
Well!!
I thought it was pretty hard <<
SHUT UP!!
DON'T SAY A WORD ON THAT PREVIOUS COMMENT
:D
So
Yea 
Earlier I outsmarted my sister
Cuz I'm epic!!
Lol
AHAHAH
She still loves me
Taht's what she gets for nearly dislocating my shoulder D:<
I love you Sa <3
You know that :3


Yay for moods and their changes
:3
Don't you just love being annoyed :D
I do it all the time
Being annoyed I mean
It's so much fun when you do it daily ^^
Hahah
I was watching my anime
But my father decided to watch the "NEWS" like I care about my country <<
Most of them are fools ._.
If they weren't
Then I'd watch it cuz then there'd only be good things on tv 
Sigh 
:)
Anyway enough about my PHAIL country and its PHAIL PHOOLISH PEEPUL  
Haha 
The only unfoolish ones are my epic friends
And I love you all 
Psh this post isn't that long and it's already 8:28
8:28?!!?!?
WAOW!! I get distracted a lot
Lol
Hahaha
I phail XD
Anyway
I think I'll close up shop B) 
So..
Bye! 
:3

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

Ps. I love you all ♥

♥Distractions♥

Hmm..
Hmmmm...
Hmmm..
My least favourite thing about starting a post
Is changing the font <<
It's kinda annoying


Anyway
Today?
Hoho..
I'd rather not say!
<<
It's not important
I'm watching this anime I discovered
It's awesome
So far
Only on part threee
I'm not gonna finish..
Cuz
I'm writing this
Fer you guys..
Cuz I care more for you guys 
<<
Be happy
Be very happy
Aren't you jumping for joy yet?
<<
Sigh
So yea
this "Lemonade Mouth" movie isn't so bad
My eyes hurt though


But why must Disney movies always have a happy ending .-.
One day I'll make a sad ending
Like someone's parent died or something
It's always the parents
I love mine
So..
Never mind
We'll kill someone else
eh.. no
Never mind that
UGH!!
I get distracted to easily D:
IT's kinda frustrating to not only me but to others <<
Sigh 
Oh well :)


Oh I can't believe I fergot to mention I'm offically on holiday from school
But
The problem
I have nothing really to do for the holiday
Unless some one asks me on the spur of the moment..
OH!
When school re-opens
This blog will be officially broadcasted!!
Unfortunately
Due to my distractions
I must leave now..
So bye
And again I say
I love you guys.. 
and 
thanks for allowing me to waste another moment of your more valuable time to read this

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥TortureToReaders♥

I hate that I actually missed a day!!
It BURNS me inside
BURNS!!!!
>:(


Ok I think I'm over it
Haha
I can't wait for next friday
I feel like leavin now
To make you all suffer >:)
So..
I will >:D
 MUAHAHAHAHA 
♥..♥..♥..♥..♥

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Questions♥

OH GOD!! 

I thought I'd never get to post D:

Other than that...

HI!!! X3

How are you all..

You know I've always avoided asking questions on here 

Cuz I know y'all would never really be able to answer =|

Soo

Anyway

Today was nice :3

I had fun

OMG movie :)

With that laydeh!

OMFG D:

Why do I keep forgetting to do that thing D:<

I need some form of reminder to help me.. remember

Well duh

Haha!!

Anyway today was epic cuz of my friends :3

Yay Friends

I remember when I had none :D

Yup I was a loser :D

IKR

Yay Losers

We stand strong!!

Wait!!

What was the plot of this story

Wait I meant post..

hmm?

Idk either

Omg 

My class mates think I'm a skitzo! D:

But why?

I wish I knew =|

Anyway 

I have not much to say so..

Bye ;3

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥I'mSorryReaders♥

D: !! 
OMG OMG OMG
I am soo Sorry D:<
I was like really busy last night
So I couldn't post
No
Not couldn't 
DIDN'T remember
I got soo caught up in work <<
Yea..
I work..
Anyway
I can't even stay that long
not only is it almost 11 
Kinda..
Ok it has like .. a good while
But also 
I'm sleepy ):
Cuz I had a long day
 A really nice long day
Hee hee x3
I think I'll write till I have to leave..
Well duh
Lol
But I am
SOOOOO Tired !!
But I wanna make up for yesterday..
This is how my-- 
DANG!! I fergot  what I wanted to say
Stupid fatigue! >:
IT's stoopid D:
Hah I feel like a baby fighting hi/her/ phone!!
I can't even type properly
nor keep my hands on the keyboard D:>
Heh.. see what I did there?             Hat


Yea,,
I think I'll stop
I wanted to make up for yesterday
But I'm too tired


So I'll just make up for the words lost of today..
Tomorrw
Hah!!
Ok so.. bail 
(I was gona "bai".. but the "l" just looks so happy there I didn't wanna ruin it's happiness) 

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}. 

Ps.. I can't even keep up my head .v v.
And why is my skin so sifty D:<

♥EighthPost♥

Hey this is my eighth post already? 

Waow ._.

Where does the time go?

Where does it go? 

This reminds me of things that I can't say atm or it'll depress me :D

Yay depression

Anyway

What should I talk about today?

Oh my lil sister stabbed me with a pen

No unfortunately I didn't bleed

I'm just as disappointed as you

I did feel some nice pain after the stabbing :3

I ... mean!!

It hurt.. like hell? ._.

Pssh

What am I saying?

It was nice :]

Omg I hope.. wait.. nvm

.-.

Uh

I'm bored

Ooh a nice movie's playing

Haha

"Another Cinderella Story"

With Selena Gomez :D

She's so cute

I love her :3

Anyway I can't stay long 

My sister wants the pc 

She's lucky I have stuff to do

And that I like her ..

Ok I love her <<

Anyway bye 

Love you all 

And I've never really said this but 

Thanks for reading (I'll be saying this more often)

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥TheEmptyCrowd♥

Ha I fergot I had to come here..
Don't really have much to say..


Ha my mom's mad that I'm on the pc everyday 
Hhaha
Oh mother..
You're such a spaz..
You're lucky I love you >:3
Heheh what a loving child I bee ;3


I don't feell like writng today...
But I made with myself a pact
Kinda
That I shall try my best to write in this blog everyday...
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-minutes past- 
WTF!! 
I fergot i was here
Well my viewtiful readers
I should leave...
I mean I have important things to do
(Sleep)
and If you loved me as much as I love you .. :L
You'd let me leave !! D:
D:
Stop making this so hard..
OMG!!
This reminds me of this video :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEVjOudHHWk
Epicness can only be found so many other wheres :3
(CRIES!! WHY CHROME!? WHY DO YOU HATE MY WIRDS SO?)




This also reminds me of a poem I wrote a year ago..
Cuz I was forced :3
So I'll end with that ... 
Bai loves!! 




The Empty Crowd

In the crowd I sit alone
While people chatter around
I look at them, they look at me
Not ever making a sound

Though surrounded by many
Those who claim to know me
They know nothing about me
Nothing at all

Sometimes I'd wish I were
In a dark place
All alone

No one would care anyway

I would hug my knees
No one to please
Not even me

I don't need to be happy
No thanks
I'll pass
You wouldn't even know how

Like I said you don't know me
And you never will
Never

You don't know how i feel
Everyday, every hour
And neither do I

It's complicated
This is why i don’t speak
Not to you, not to her
Not even to me

It's because I’m weird
I know
That's all you'll ever see, think
About me

Everyday i spend
With all of you
Every hour
Darker than the last

But you won't have to worry
For soon I will be gone
Out of your hair

And maybe
Just maybe
Everyone will be happy . . .

 iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.