Sunday 24 April 2016

♥FingersCRossed♥

Sigh
Soo 
Depressing thought 
well 
My computer contributed to my page views*

....
.....
......
Why must I be lied to ? 
T.T 

It's like
 deception is the only thing life has to offer

ANYWAY 
Enough of these thoughts
I'm (not really and probably will never be) over it 
:3 
Ah yes

Anyway 
Thanks to a thing I found out this 
wEll 
I actually researched it 
but 
y'know how that is 
and how it works
Mh hmm 

Oh well 
Wait 
What am I saying 
.. well 
what do I want to say 
Idk 
nothing really 
._. 
-rereads- 
Ugh 
this didn't help me at all 

So snapchat 
it's a thing
I have one 
it's pretty hilarious these days
faceswap n' all that jazz
Some of the filters are -three fire emojis

Others are just for kixx
like the faceswap filters
now you can put other people's faces on yours 
I find it amaze-balls

and that's all I have to say on that 

The semester's coming to a close soon too 
I should be pretty ... 
stressed 
but I'm not 
even tho I have shit to do 
sigh 
like an essay
that's due in two weeks 
also need to get my ticket to go to my aunt's 
Oh how I wish it was to home
But alas
The planets have not aligned for such luxuries 

We'll see what Christmas holds ... 
-fingers crossed- 

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

*PS. I fixed it so that it wouldn't happen again so yea *

Saturday 23 April 2016

♥1300 AwayfromPerfection♥



WOHT!! ?
I have like
180 posts?
Bruh
...
Y'know
I feel kinda bad that I only have 180 posts
cuz
...
This blog has been around for four years
And
If I'd continued like how I'd started off
I'd have probably had ...
1200+ posts
...
Omg ..
Waow,,

Waow...
I bet I can calculate how many posts I'm missing from what I should have
-starts-
Bruh...
1479
No
1480 is what I'm supposed to have in total
Omg
so like
I'm missing exactly 1300 posts
(not including this one)
this is insane
I love that it's a round number tho
I hope my calculations are correct
I wonder if anyone will tell me otherwise

We'll just have to see

I'll end this post with a list of my Current pHobias

1. The Ocean
2. Caterpillars
3. People touching my neck
4. Somewhat touching fishtanks
... with regards to #4
So ...When I was younger,
My older cousin (whom I looked up to) told me that I shouldn't touch the fish tanks
Because the fish would bite you through the glass.
And,
while now I know it's not true,
To this day
I'm still very hesitant when touching fish tanks

Ik .. gullible

But alas ..
this haunts me
._.


Curse your "Veen "


Sorry this one isn't a gif

Anyway
As always

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.


Fun fact: I still haven't given Onion Man his own space


































Featured post: My first post .. it's me talking about what I thought I'd be doing for the blog..
It's actually super appropriate for this one

Saturday 16 April 2016

♥Don't let the Door hit you on the way out ♥




So
there I was
realizing that I hadn't blogged for the weekend
When suddenly a wild bladder decides to fill up
thus having me retreat to the bathroom
and
on the way out of my dorm
the door decided to attack

long story short
In fact that was the entire story
but anway
long story short
my finger
my index finger throbs every time I backspace
and when I press other keys that I'm not sure that I use my index finger to press
(not even sure if index finger is the right one)
-secretly finds a finger naming chart-
okay so I I got it wrong
yes I saw the "I I" and it was originally supposed to be a typo and I realized it added to the vyb
But anyway
It's supposedly the unimaginatively named middle finger

I personally hate this chart
but I chose it because I hate it
and I don't hate it ..
I just dislike it

I dislike it because..
it has like
two labellings
Ohh wait
-now reading the other words- I see why it has two labellings
But no guys like
It was a devastating blow
I was all like..
"WUT THE F---!" I was in so much immediate pain
I remember when I was younger
I'd have cried if this happened to me
I'm glad I'm out of that phase .. (somewhat)
But yes
I ran my finger under hot water for like
...
5 minutes
Maybe not five minutes
Maybe shorter

YOu know how pain makes like... time last longer than if you were doing something fun
like Idk
Binge-ing?
or
doing a test
idk why
it's like
time
is
relative

Anyway
That's the story of how I wanted to blog
I suppose that was the universe's way of punishing me or something

While typing that
I was wondering if I'd said it already
But the real question is
did I ..
shit
I forgot
oh no I didn't

the real question is
will I wake up with a fat red "thinger"
I was literally going to (well I technically did but you get what I mean)
anyway

I hope I don't wake up with a fat red finger
Idk how I'd be able to do my work for the week y'know
Speaking of which
...
I have shit to do
and I'm just here like
yah
But no
I'm not saying that blogging takes up my time
and helps me procrastinate
I'm saying that
I wasted my entire day today
I'm not even going to put the list of things that I have to do
Oh
it's not that much actually
Haha (just checked)
four things
probably why I'm ..

shit
5 things
sigh
three are for math
e.e
One is due tomorrow
another is due on .. Tuesday
and the other is due on Friday maybe
Sigh
Sigh
I guess I'm staying up after this post to do that one due for tomorrow

In fact
I'll start now
It's a good thing I don't have to wake up early tomorrow
-bows in gratitude- church is at 5PM
Yes I go to church e.e
it's a thing that's part of my life
anyway

Yes
actually this post was really decently lengthed ..ofc that's not a word

SO yea
MATH  ~
The thing...
 ....that I love
-burps-




iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

PS. I just realized I never got around to putting the onion men into their own folders.
Oh well 
A task for another day  

Also 
No(t much) formatting today .-. 
This was a very serious post about my struggle to survive dorm life

ADDITIONALLY:
I unlocked the secrets to making sure the strike through on .{CrookedWings}, always matches the colour..
it's just to put it everywhere now...
(-ugh ... -)

Sunday 10 April 2016

♥One Day♥

~09-04-2016~
Lmao
So I can't find the old blog
And by that I mean
I can't remember the password
Or the email address for it
then again
the password for it will be the same

--->10-04-2016<---
Hmm so I posted this temporarily just to see what date it would give..
Fortunately it was today's day
Sigh
I was going to post yesterday
That's when I started typing this
What happened?

Well
I went to a party
Yea that's what I did
Hmm
 It was okay
there was this boisterous kid there

I say kid but he's like
2... years younger than me?
-ponders...-
Yes
it's not that much
but he might as well have been a preteen who just learned about porn

Smh
Sigh
And was all touchy feely
Well not me cuz (much)
I closed my body language to him
wasn't really listening
Funnily enough I hadn't realized that I'd blocked him out
Until my friends were relaying things he'd said that night
and I'd not heard a thing

I guess my brain does it automatically
Speaking of automatic
(unrelated)
What did I write in Friday's post?

I feel like
there was something I had..
wanted to accomplish but didn't
(Hence the name "this isn't the end")
-goes to reread it-
I hope I don't get distracted at never return till late ..
(hopes for the best)

Okay I'm back with 55 minutes to spare
well
yea
so apparently I had to research when I stopped using the [] and started using {}

Also I had to find out if it was really thinking I was two hours behind
but I mean
that will be ness
I mean
It's true
...
I hope this point came across
I don't really feel like explaining this again

Okay
now
If I do the bracket research..
Idk how long I'd be gone for ..

I should time it
the time is 11:08
,
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,
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,
,
,
,
,
,
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,
,
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,
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Omg
It took me eight minutes
To realize
That
I've never been inconsistent

I think i'd have died if I found out that I wasnt
Although I did see
a time when
I put it in french

infact
That will be the next featured post
I mean
you don't have to read it
also
if you want to read it to understand
(Cuz I kinda don't understand it now)
Hah
Maybe that's why it has no views




Story of my life I guess
Yes yes
I have once again used the beautiful onion to express my feelings
I feel like he's the best to express my feelings
speaking of which
he should probably have his own folder
well
This is the me that this blog has to see so
this is the me that is expressed in the Onions
even if there's an onigiri as my icon for the site

I wonder if I can change it
..
I'll try one day
...
One day
One day 
One dayyy
Sometimes I lay 
under the moon 
and thank God I'm breathing 
And then I pray 
Don't take me soon 
Cuz I'm here for a reason 
Sometimes in my tears I drown 
But I never let it get me down 
And when negativity surrounds 
I know someday
It'll all turn around because 
All my life I've been praying for 
I've been waiting for 
For the people say 
That we don't wanna fight no more 
There'll be no more wars
And Our children will play 
One day
One day 
One day...
It's not about 
Win or lose
We all lose when they feed on 
The souls of the innocent 
Blood drenched pavement 
Keep on moving 
Tho the waters stay raging 
In the maze you may lose your way 
(Your way)
It might drive you crazy but 
Don't let it phase you no way 
(No way
Sometimes in my tears I drown 
But I never let it get me down 
And when negativity surrounds 
I know someday
It'll all turn around because 
All my life I've been praying for 
I've been waiting for 
For the people say 
That we don't wanna fight no more 
There'll be no more wars
And Our children will play 
One day
One day 
One day...
One day this all will change 
Treat people the same 
STOP with the violence 
DOWN with the hate
One day we'll all be free
And proud to be 
Under the same song 
Singing songs of freedom like:
!!WOYOH!!
!!WOYOYOYOH!!
!!WOYOH!!
!!WOYOYOYOH!!
All my life I've been praying for 
I've been waiting for 
For the people say 
That we don't wanna fight no more 
There'll be no more wars
And Our children will play 
One day
One day 
One day...

Oh... oh my
I'm sorry
Idk what came over me
I got goosebumps typing that out
That song is laced with memories for me
For me and many others

Anyway
I think
My work here is done
roomie gonna e.e turn off the lights

I mena I have a lamp but
e.e ... e.e ... e.e
I'll still feel odd

Hmm anyway I'm not even gonna go to sleep
I'll just stay in bed reading or something
yeeeess
This is what I'll do


Oh guys! Before I forget
Jim says hi, by the way
and he's sorry he couldn't make it today
He had a prior arrangement
he also thought the posting would be yesterday but I let him down by forgetting

Anything else I'm forgetting?
i feel like I am
but
As usual
I don't wanna scroll up
...
this was a fairly long post
(you're welcome)

good bye... my loves

iFly♥
.{Crooked.Wings}.




The song I typed out 
No I didn't copy the lyrics from somewhere
Yes I knew it by heart 
How come? 
Well... 
we had a performance in 2011~
:)

Friday 8 April 2016

♥This Isn't the End♥

so I'm looking at the page viewy thingy
And well
I don't really understand what the day is e.e
Like....
 Idk
I really don't know

Jim: It looks weird ... maybe a day stops at twelve midday?

Hmmmmmmmmmm
Idk man
I dunno
But anyway
Why am I here?

Jim: Wellll it's the weekend sooo yah TGIF

Yes this is true lol

Omg
So I was
-time later-
Bruh
Idk what I wanted to say
And
An entire hour passed
Sigh
I just don't understand why this keeps happening to me

And I wanted a long post today
I might not get that


Although
from what I see
Blogger thinks I'm two hours or ... one hour?
Behind it ?
Maybe
So
If I started typing at like
10
It'd post at ... 8
e.e
I'll look into this tomorrow

I'll be back ~
This isn't the End ♫

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

Oh so I noticed...
That I used to use [] rather than {}

When did I start using the {} ?
e.e
-researches-
I'll get back to you guys tomorrow
(it's actually tomorrow already but this will post yesterday :3 so I'm, typing in the past .. well
I'm always typing in the past for you guys when you read it but still... now I'm... no it still makes no sense
but you get my gist .. okay I'm gone)


Wednesday 6 April 2016

♥5yrs♥Ago♥Today♥



Omg
So I hope I remember to save and publish this 
Ugh e.e

Oh yes important day it is today
I just wish it fell on a rounder Number of posts
e.e
I should've seen this coming
 But I wasn't even paying attention to that
T^T
Is 177 a prime number?
Sigh
I don't really like prime numbers
e.e
No ... I don't like Odd prime numbers
Why?
Cuz well
It's so cliched
Cuz you expect odd numbers to be prime
But when they aren't
It's like
o================
Shout out to
9, 27, 21, 51, 57

OMH
OMG
I knew it
Well
I had a feeling
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
Cuz I was like hmmmm
I should be able to be divisible by at least three
y'know
sigh
I'm sorry 177
Then again
I should've known
Should I have?
-researches-
No
I didn't necessarily have to know
But yes
I should
from the moment I saw that it ended with a 7
I knew
it'd not be a prime number
I knew in my souuul

sigh
The point of this post is not to talk about #177
The point of this post is to celebrate

-invites Jim-

Jim: here I am

good
you're part of this celebration too

Jim: o==! Does that mean you'll make the effort to format today?

=.= Jim
Don't test me
But yes is this answer

Jim: =3

>.> Psh
Not for you obviously
For the blog

Today is her birthday

And now the toast
-clears throat; taps glass to silence the crowd-

5 years ago today 
She started off as an idea 
Well actually I had a blog before her and like 
it was kool but then I forgot the password for it 
"forgot"
 But I remembered it again 
But I guess I still forgot... 
Hmm 
I must check that out then 


Anyway

177 posts later 
and here you are 
Just 
being yourself


I swear 5 years should have produced more than just 176 posts ._. 

Sorry 
And I was inactive for an entire year ... 
well 
A lot more than a year 
XDD
If I had to count that 
Omg .. 
I must check that too 
... 
But now's not the time for sadness 
Now is the time for joy
-raises glass- 
To five years and to many more to come 
Happy Birthday Blog ♥
I love you 
WEll e.e 
You are a homie that keeps me sane

Jim: Here Here! Lol you think you're sane

Jim not now |:<
So rude

I never actually named the blog tho
XDD

Jim: It's true ... so true .. but I mean ... idk

Haha same
-distributes pizza-
Have a good one guys
-clinks glasses-

Oh
Today is also the birthday of a friend I've only ever met once
And may probably never meet again
So much so that he doesn't have a nick name
sooo
I can't really say his name here
Well it's not that I can't
but
first off he doesn't even know that this place exists so even if I do mention his name
He'll never (okay maybe not never) know
And second ..
I don't like to put people's real names here

I don't even remember ever putting mine
I wonder if I put my gender on here ...
Hmm
Idk
Oh well
not important

-fireworks-
I wonder if I have a ... not a fireworks gif
but I wonder if I have a nice little picture for this post

I'll check that


Once again
HAPPY FIVE YEARS 
" WHAT?  I have to name it? D: "
May we become famous one day 

and 
as always
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.


Guys.. 
I just noticed that this is a pun... 
Like 
maybe I already noticed it actually 
So this is probably a trepiphan

....
LOOOOOL 
LOOOOOOOOL
LOOOL
Guys 
I'm so smart 

(Yea from now on I'll be using this onion guy :3)




Sunday 3 April 2016

♥Format?||OrNah♥

/woah
175 posts already? 
well 
It's not like its 200 
... But anyway 
I was doing some homework 
Yes 
I do do my things that are for school in a ... "timely" manner

Jim: XDD You said 

Yes Jim... I said "do do" 

Jim: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  I love it 

... e.e don't taunt me James 
I'm cranky cuz I'm sleepy and I'm not in the mood 

Jim: :3 <3 

<..< I'm gonna do the slepe 

Jim: "slepe" 

=....= yes 
SLEPe

Jim: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 

<....< -leaves- 

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.


I'll format this later 






















#ornah~