Ahh
You must be wondering
Why I didn't blog yesterday
Or on my Birthday
Ohoho
Oh well
Lemme explain
I figured that
Since
I forgot to post on the blog's birthday
>.>
<.<
It'd not be fair if I posted on mine
Yes
I know
I am
Indeed thoughtful
Jim: And rather humble too
Ikr T.T What will this world be without me
Jim: Hang on there bud.. getting a bit ahead of yourself
>..>
Jim: :D
>..> Pft
Jim: :D
.... -leaves to speak about something else
I can't remember
what
I wanted to say '
But I actually thought of words to say while I was away
OH
OH
OH!!
Yes
Malt Day
Malt Day is on Saturday
Sooo
MALTS FOR EVERYONE
I swear tho >.>
This should be an actual thing
So much so that
All malts would be Free Malts T.T
When I become president of the world
This will
Indeed be
A thing >.>
And when it is !
I'll be there
Waiting
So what would I do?
As the president
I'd be rich
And I'd buy all the malts in the stores
That way they'd be already paid for ...
But then o-o
What if ...
1. What if the stock doesn't finish by the end of the day?
Oh!
They'd have to pay for it the next day anyway
But
They won't be paying the malt people >.>
The money would go to me B|
As the pres
This be my law
2. What if the stock runs our in a store?
Well my guess is they'd have to start selling the malts
3__3
Lol at that face
-------------------------------------------^
Y'know in anime when a character with glasses removes his glasses?
That's how his eyes look
Makes no sense >.>
<.<
Or
When the ones without glasses steal some and put them on
They be all like that
3. What if people be all like "Woht? o-o FREE MALT?! -takes 60- "
Ohohohooh Silly humans
I thought this through from the start
(not really)
But there would obviously be a limit Ohoho
for how many you can buy at a time
You also can't by a whole carton
._.
Not how it works ~ :3
Three per store e.e
4. What if people try to sell their malts? o=
Well it's a rule that no malt will be sold on that day
Also... since you can't buy cartons of Malt ...
No point in selling anyway
Fools >..>
I think these are all the what ifs I could come up with ness
-stares at Samuel's battery-
>.>
<.<
His death tho
Sigh
And I still have more the write too
Okai I know what to so
-puts siggy now, names post-
Ahh :3
I coulda sworn I named a post "What if" already.
Or at least has it in a name
Speaking of
Jim
Sup dude?
Jim: so Malt Day huh?
Yah... it's been going on for awhile
Jim: What brought it about?
Ohohoho
I thought you'd never ask
Jim: Why does it sound like I'm gonna regret this?
=_______= Just listen alright? I'm sure the readers are curious
Jim: Fine fine
=~=
:D
♥
Okay so
It was the year 2012
The time of year when CSEC examinations were about to end...
In fact
It was this time last year
-
Obviously-
But yes
On the 6th was my ... our last exam
Bio Multiple choice I believe
Jim: So many details
._.
Idk why I remember all this
Anyway
The day after
My wife and I went to town for whatever we went to town for?
And suddenly... she was like
"I thirst... but I don't just thirst... I thirst.... FOR MALT"
(I mean thos weren't the exact words but ..
It's better this way )
And I was like "o= IKR I thought I was just being ness"
And so we set off for a place where they sold cheap juice
Specifically
Cheap Malt
I got one she got one
We were happy
Jim: So one malt each and it was suddenly Malt Day?
LATER
We were all
I thirst again...
But I don't want not Malt
So another malt was bought for each of us e.e
AND SO...
Everytime we got thirsty
We bought a malt
Hence 3 and a half malts per person :3
07 June, 2012 ~ The first ever Malt Day
-
confetteh- =
3
So
I've started watching Teen Wolf
And it's awesome
I'll give my reviews when I'm done tho >.>
so ohoho :3
(only on ep 8/12 season 1/3)
Okay.. battery is basically dead now T.T
Bai mai loves..
If only love had an "ai" sound >.>
"Laive"
Sounds like live ... not live tho live
B]
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.
