♥EyeballAppreciationDay♥

Guys...
Wth is going on .-.?!
This is major
Like
Really Major >.>

So
I was speaking to one of my friends
And he was all
"gives me review on yesterday's post"
and I was all "Really? o=!"
(By the way don't you think it was rather educational yesterday? :3 )
So I decided to go read over >.>
And I saw the # of all time page views I had
Actually found it strange that it raised so much
(from the last time I decided to pay attention to it)
So I click
And when I click
I see o=
That I had 27 views today ._.
How?
What?
Where?
>.>
Why?
I don't get it ._.
That's the most views I've had in one day .-.
Then I clicked something and the page reloaded
And another view showed up o-o!!
I mean like
...
I don't mind
...
I really don't
-holds chest-
This is
Is..
Just so sudden T^T
Thank you to the 28 people
(for now)
Who observed my blog today
(-rechecks: has gone to 30-) T^T
Thanks guys
Even if you stumbled on it
By accident
v.v
I ..
I appreciate you
And your eyes
T^T
It
Means a lot

For this fact (!) 

I designate today 

Eyeball Appreciation Day~

iFly♥~! 

(I really do T^T This isn't just the signature today guys! I mean that, I really do)

 .{CrookedWings}.

♥IdiomToffeeDiscoveries♥

So

I made two discoveries 

One 

I'm not a complete idiot 

And Two 

I am a complete idiot

XDD

Shall I explain?

Ofc!! o=

Wait I made another discovery

But I'll explain that after one and two 

---FIRST DISCOVERY---

I'm not a complete idiot 

XD

Eminent does not equal Imminent 

I'd always use them wrong v.v

And by "them"

I mean I didn't know that imminent was...

How do I say it 

Ok ok 

I'd use "eminent" 

in the place of imminent 

Without really knowing that imminent was a word 

And I just thought that eminent was the word

But I mean 

I felt I was wrong 

Cuz 

I knew that the one I was using 

Was a synonym for "famous" or "well known"

But like ._.

I also knew 

That there was a word with the same "minent" ending that 

Meant "certain" or "inevitable"

Yea 

I think "inevitable" is the better synonym

Anyway 

Yea

I discovered that I wasn't a fool for using eminent T^T

And that imminent is indeed a word 

and it actually meant what I wanted it to mean when I used it 

Yes 

Yes indeed 

._.

So I'm 

Not an idiot

But at the same time 

I'm a complete fool ._.

Idk 

"Fool" felt like a festive colour

and Orange seemed to be the most festive to me

---SECOND DISCOVERY---

I am a complete idiot ._.

Why?

Well 

All my life 

I've been using paint 

And 

I never knew how to make a straight line

I mean 

I knew how to put the automatic straight line 

By just clicking the "/"

Icon button thing

But 

I had no idea 

That 

To make a straight like 

You had to 

...

.....

.......

HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY WHILE THE PENCIL IS ACTIVE o-o!!! 

I mean...

Like 

WUTH!! 

(wuh the hell)

I had no clue this could be done .-.

This picture nessed my discovery

I mean ..

This actually IS genius imo ... 

I would've never have thought of that

For someone like me 

Who had no idea how to do this 

That would've been great "advice"

Or a great "How to"

._.!!

like seriously tho v.v

---THIRD DISCOVERY---

I didn't realize today was Friday ._.

So I was just blogging cuz I was feeling it 

Not cuz it was an obligation

>.>

<.<

Not that I'm saying that I don't feel it when I blog

But 

Yea..

Last week 

I wasn't really feeling the post 

I can't even remember what I posted .-.

Oh 

Hmm 

Depressing stuff really XDD

Well 

More depressing than what I normally post ._.

But yea 

...

What was my point?

OH 

So yea 

Today is Friday 

:3

Reminds me of a song actually XDD

You should knoW~ :3

But no 

No no 

I won't post the vid :3

I did that two years ago :3

It won't be as effective anyway 

-chews toffee-

OHO!! 

Speaking of Toffee

Is that just Coffee Taffy?

Yea

 I think so too :3

Mind .. 

Blown 

OHO! 

And another thing 

Why...

No ..

 How 

HOW!

Can 

"So Long" = "Bye"

?

??

???

Think about it ...

So ...

Long 

... 

B-ye 

.-.

Like ..

WTF English?

.-.

Are you
Like
Shittin me? .-.
You make no sense some times
But I guess
It's like
idiomatic or whatever
If you have to think of French idioms
like: (I can't remember French idioms)
And Spanish idioms
like: (sorry Idk Spanish idioms)

My tiredness is winning ._.
Why?
Cuz it just is

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.




[Update: 26-Apr-2016:] So I tried searching for the picture again but alas.. to no avail.. so to the people who are coming in now .. sorry .. (honestly I can't even remember what the picture is)

♥UselessSearch:UselessPost♥

My eyes burn =,=
I wonder what that means if you just woke up

NO!! I don't think is has to do with me coming here to the bright screen of
Sammy
( I can't remember the colour I used the last time ._." )
Buh yea
I shall check this out via...
the intranet!

Sigh ... because I have no idea what I want to find
The internet is completely useless ._.'

Anyway
I gtg to a funeral tomorrow
Sad moments ...
Sad moments

I should go
I really have nothing else to say ._.
Any last words Jim?

Jim: Nope I'm good -goes back to sleep-

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

I just discovered that I have more posts than profile views ._.
Well..
Aren't I popular >.>

Jim: Ahaha!  Lame

>.> Oh shut up Jim At least my blog has more views... that's all I really care about anyway

Jim: Meh being all sappy

What? That was not Sappy =.=!!

Jim: ._. I bet not >.>

PFT!! What do you know!?

Jim: A lot actually, what about you?

I know quite a bit myself :3

Jim : Lol OH hey I've been wondering...

Hm?

Jim: Can I put my siggy >.>? <,<.?

Hmm ... sure why not ;D

Jim: AWEsome B|

iFly♥

.{CrookedJamesPA}.

Lol Happy now?

Jim: Quite :3

♥EmotionalStrings&StomachPits♥

Damn ._.
I ...
I didn't realize today was Sunday
I lost track of time

Friday.. Idk what happened then...
Saturday.. I was busy
And today
Idk
I was asleep
And babysitting

Yes
I can babysit
So
I'm not a danger to society
I can barely hurt a fly

Oho ._.

I don't even know what I wanna say

Uhm
What happened this week?
I went to the river o=!!
Twice
Good times
The first was with family
The second was with friends

Which did I enjoy most in terms of the river experience?
The one with family
Which did I enjoy most in terms of the company kept?
The one with family ._.

Sorry guys ._.
Besides
My best friends were at the family one and they are family ._.
And
Idk

But I guess
The winner of "Afterwards" experience would be the one with friends

Why does putting quotation marks around afterwards
Make it seem ...
Suggestive XD
Why?

Oh well

I wanted to say something
But in the end
I watched television
To distract me

Sigh omg
My best friend found me an artist to affect my emotions
Like
Seriously

I didn't think that was possible
It's like
He's strumming on my emotional strings =.=
That was overly poetic
But true

My stomach pits feel uneasy while listening to him
... rather uncomfortable
I don't like the feeling
I don't like that feeling specifically

I feel like a character from a story I recently finished reading
"Deep Blue Secret"
Sadie.. I can't remember her last name

Dammit
Another one started
He wasn't even singing yet
all he did was play the violin =.=
And ..
It's not even in the right quality sound
But it's still affecting me |:

I think

I'm done here

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Phobias♥

So I decided to check out my stats and what not
And
I found out that I had a post named:
"Failure as an artist Draws near"

I mean I was completely blown away
That was kinda witty
And
I'm completely sure
That I didn't think of that at all when I titled the post

xDD
Ah yes -wipes away a tear-
Genius

Anyway
Enough about my awesomeness
Let's talk about my flaws ;D!

For starters..
Why is there not a name for the fear of caterpillars?
Cuz
I swear that should be a thing ._.
That and the fear of necks being touched and injured =.=
Cuz I'm sure that
I'm not the only person who has these fears
It's impossible >.>
I can't be that one in 7 billion...
How many people are there in the world?

Whatever the amount ... yea I can't be the only one
Just throwing that out there

 I shall continue by saying that
Though it's a possibility
I may be asymmetriphobic
I guess that one is obvious
Fear of asymmetry
That could just be OCD but
Hey
You never know what really goes on upstairs

And then there's atelophobia
I don't think I really have it
Cuz I'm not completely bothered by failure
That is
Unless it's something I know I'm good at >.>
Although
I am very conscious that
What I may be doing near others
Is incorrect or whatever =.=
And I can be pessimistic about situational outcomes

Ohoho! Chrome .. -walks slowly; footsteps echo loudly on the hardwood floor in the silence-
We meet again -shifts glasses upwards and it causes a glare with the light making it glint-
But this time... >.>!!
You're wrong ...
This time!!
It is I(!!)
Who will have the last laugh
!!!
"SITUATIONAL" IS(!) A WORD
Yet!!
You underline it
With your condescending red line

Have you
No Shame?
You think you know it all?! D:<
Just cuz you're run by google?!
._.!!
>_<!
You still
Have
Much to learn

I think I'm done with my not so  actual phobias
I wanted to say other things

Jim: So you Are crazy! :3
     I don't think I should comment on that ._. Hello to you too Jim
Jim: Hm e.e calling you crazy is no fun if that's how you react to it. And what ever happened to Jay?
     Sorry man... I just don't know what my mood wants right now
Jim: What about what you want?
     Don't try to be doctor Phil

I really did want to say other things
But I can't remember anything
Oh!
Thanks to all the people who view my blog

Speaking of which
I should go check out Tumblr o=!
It's been awhile

Pce <3

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

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Sigh Mother...
The least you can do is pretend to not be completely pissed
So much for "I don't get angry fast"

Anyway
The last time I blogged was ..
Two weeks ago
Well
A little over
Do I feel guilt?
Yes
Will it never happen again?
No...

I've actually thought about that
Why not
I post every week? o=
And only if I'm really feelin it
Or if something real major happens
Post between here and there

That ..
Is a fantastic idea
I think

But
I need a day to do that..
Hmm
I was thinking
Along the lines of ...
Saturday?

That's the day I'm most idle
Hmm
I think
Instead of Just Saturday...
I should designate
The three days of the weekend?

Yes
So
from now on
I'll post every week
(which means I need to change the description of the blog)
 ^ Should've done that a while back actually =\
As I was saying
Everyweek 
Either on
Friday, Saturday or Sunday

Hmm
I wonder
Why Jim hasn't showed up yet
I wonder if he's mad at me ._.
It feels pretty awkward tho

Pretty ... awkward...
>.>
<.<
....
>.>....
<.<....
-cough-
=\
Well fine ...
>>
Don't come Jim
I don't need you ..

Though I wanted to see what your opinion was on the whole
"New weekly postal" thing
Hmm'

-crickets-
 |:
Uhm
Yea

Moving on

I think I should get Ian to help me
Oho...
That's a nice look for your name E :3
Yea
That's his nickname
Samuel's nickname
Is Sammy
OBVIOUSLY 

Sammy...
Your name should be ...
Hmm
Sammy
Sammy 
Sammy
I like # Three

Hmm
I feel your presence Jim =\
You wanna say something
>.>
I know you do
...
....
Fine whatever ._.
I don't have time for your ness

These past few weeks
Have been long .__.
I mean

Seriously
Felt a lot longer
Idk why
...
Cuz
The days are going by
Pretty fast ...
Even though
I'm doing
Practically nothing

Going to sleep at 3 in the morning
Waking up at nearly 10 that same morning
I'm pretty much wasting my life away
=\

I just realized
That last time I posted
Was the day after my exam

Good times..
I think
I can't really tell what my mood was from reading the post
I tend to mask the real mood most times
Ohohoho!! :3

My head hurts tho

Hmm
I've been thinking recently
"What is love?"

♪Baby don't hurt me..
                   Don't hurt me..
                                 No more♪

A very interesting question
I've been wanting to ask it to someone
One of my friends
But =.=
They may think I love some one
Sigh they can be so... ._.
Human
For lack of a better word

I will
One day
Ask the question
And maybe love someone
Well besides my best friends and family XD
OBVIOUSLY

Let's see what google says..
I feel I'll get a video..
Or lyrics too xD
Anyway

To Google!! o=

Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.”Mature love says, “I need you because I love you.”~ Erich Fromm

I like that ... ^
It technically makes sense to me
-observes and ponders-
Eric.. Fromm..
Seriously?
I mean..
Seriously?
Doubling the last letter doesn't make it a legit last name
But anyway..
Mr. Fromm ._.
 =\
Fromm..
Fromm~

Uh yea
Aside from that
'need cuz of love'

Interestingly true

Let's see what else the internet has for me on the matter
-time later-
Blah blah blah =\
Romance is lame
the most legit thing I saw there
Was "Seasoned Love"

-finds another website-
Sigh ._.
Too many words
My brain can't function like this ..
.There's only one thing to do
Get Quotes
And by quotes
I mean
One more than those I have already

Love is a serious mental disease
~Plato 

Lol
Leave it to Plato to say something like that XD! 
Ah Plato
Cuz of Literature
Plato and I are kool XD

But yea
There were many others 
But that one really stood out to me
Read more if you want 

I think Fatigue wants to take over 
I'm not tired tho 
But 
I have to go to sleep early tonight

To me 
Early is 
12 ...
So yea
That's when I'll go to sleep 
At twelve

So 
Recently
I've taken a liking.. 
Or even a loving 
To 
Bread and butter...
Why?
Idk 
I mean 
I ate it twice
And then ..
One morning 
I was playing some Subway Surfers..
(I swear I shared this story already)
And I had the craving for it 
T^T
It was the creepiest feeling 
Ever
But 
I had to satisfy the craving ._.

And I did

And it was awesome 

-looks around- 
=\
Jim ... 
Please come out? 

Jim: =.= I don't even know what I want to say
     -clasps hands- 8D You're here
Jim: -shrug- 
     =\ Well then ... 
Jim: ... 
     A-at least You showed up ^^ so .. thanks 
Jim: I don't know what to say ._.
     Uhm ._. ... what do you think about the whole weekly thing?
Jim: Seems ok I guess ... I mean you're the blogger you can do what you want
     Look Jim... I know we didn't end on a pleasant note the last time I was here but that was over two weeks ago
Jim: Meh I know ...Idk what's wrong with me ... I mean I am your subconscious
     But I'm not supposed to be happier than you 
Jim: Who says you're happy
     Uh ._. ... -sits-
Jim: Hmph as I thought... your mood is affecting me -looks down-
     I don't understand this phenomenon e.e
Jim: You have a headache... too much LCD Light isn't good for that
     Hmm I gess you're writhg... I refuse to fix that =.=
Jim: Like I said... Good bai Readers

iFly♥

.{CrookedJamesPA}.

Ps.  I believe the first weekly post shall be some time this weekend ~James P.Alexander

       Damn I swear... I have one of the sexiest names in the world

Pss. You're welcome Jay ... perfect nick name too [: ~CrookedWings

Ps.  Omg you should TOTALLY start calling me that ._.!! 

Pss. >.> I see you're feeling better =.=  Did all that have to do with me calling you Jimmy?

Ps.  Well I didn't know why I was feeling like this at first ... but I guess we found the root ;D great huh?

Pss. I'm not as pissed about this as I should be ... and It's pissing me off =.=

Ps. -kisses her cheek- ;3; A mirable 

Pss. Shut up XD

Ps.  ;3