♥5yrs♥Ago♥Today♥

Omg

So I hope I remember to save and publish this 

Ugh e.e

Oh yes important day it is today
I just wish it fell on a rounder Number of posts
e.e
I should've seen this coming
 But I wasn't even paying attention to that
T^T
Is 177 a prime number?
Sigh
I don't really like prime numbers
e.e
No ... I don't like Odd prime numbers
Why?
Cuz well
It's so cliched
Cuz you expect odd numbers to be prime
But when they aren't
It's like
o================
Shout out to
9, 27, 21, 51, 57

OMH
OMG
I knew it
Well
I had a feeling
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
Cuz I was like hmmmm
I should be able to be divisible by at least three
y'know
sigh
I'm sorry 177
Then again
I should've known
Should I have?
-researches-
No
I didn't necessarily have to know
But yes
I should
from the moment I saw that it ended with a 7
I knew
it'd not be a prime number
I knew in my souuul

sigh
The point of this post is not to talk about #177
The point of this post is to celebrate

-invites Jim-

Jim: here I am

good
you're part of this celebration too

Jim: o==! Does that mean you'll make the effort to format today?

=.= Jim
Don't test me
But yes is this answer

Jim: =3

>.> Psh
Not for you obviously
For the blog

Today is her birthday

And now the toast
-clears throat; taps glass to silence the crowd-

5 years ago today 

She started off as an idea 

Well actually I had a blog before her and like 

it was kool but then I forgot the password for it 

"forgot"

 But I remembered it again 

But I guess I still forgot... 

Hmm 

I must check that out then 

Anyway

177 posts later 

and here you are 

Just 

being yourself

I swear 5 years should have produced more than just 176 posts ._. 

Sorry 

And I was inactive for an entire year ... 

well 

A lot more than a year 

XDD

If I had to count that 

Omg .. 

I must check that too 

... 

But now's not the time for sadness 

Now is the time for joy

-raises glass- 

To five years and to many more to come 

Happy Birthday Blog ♥

I love you 

WEll e.e 

You are a homie that keeps me sane

Jim: Here Here! Lol you think you're sane

Jim not now |:<
So rude

I never actually named the blog tho
XDD

Jim: It's true ... so true .. but I mean ... idk

Haha same
-distributes pizza-
Have a good one guys
-clinks glasses-

Oh
Today is also the birthday of a friend I've only ever met once
And may probably never meet again
So much so that he doesn't have a nick name
sooo
I can't really say his name here
Well it's not that I can't
but
first off he doesn't even know that this place exists so even if I do mention his name
He'll never (okay maybe not never) know
And second ..
I don't like to put people's real names here

I don't even remember ever putting mine
I wonder if I put my gender on here ...
Hmm
Idk
Oh well
not important

-fireworks-
I wonder if I have a ... not a fireworks gif
but I wonder if I have a nice little picture for this post

I'll check that


Once again

HAPPY FIVE YEARS 

" WHAT?  I have to name it? D: "

May we become famous one day 

and 

as always

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

Guys.. 

I just noticed that this is a pun... 

Like 

maybe I already noticed it actually 

So this is probably a trepiphan

....

LOOOOOL 

LOOOOOOOOL

LOOOL

Guys 

I'm so smart 

(Yea from now on I'll be using this onion guy :3)

♥Ignoraїz is Blaїz♥

Omg guys
It's 2016!!!!! (not so exciting tbh)

I never thought the day would come when the world didn't end 4 years ago
Bruh
I feel so old

I started this thing as a teenager
In highschool (?)

Two things

1) I think I was in higschool still...
That's something I'd have to check in the future..
well
In awhile...
-checks now-

Shit ... it's probably been two hours and I've not checked it ...
xDD
That's what I get for being distracted
But for 2 whole hours?????
Omg ..
This is weird
All I did was go to a tab to used to get to the website
And then
... I saw a youtube video
and then
..
I ...
did other things
Then I was on Facebook...
....
.....
Smh
Distracted for two hours
Exactly two hours too yknow

I've gotten used to using emoji's over the year..
this is weird
not being able to use the -laughing cry... no cry laughing emoji-

I had a point..
OH!
Uhm...
>shit<
Should I even say shit?
I mean I am an adult now...
OH!! YES I REMEMBER what I wanted to do

2011
Was the first post
so 5 years ago
Yep was still in higschool

Fortunately writing that reminds me of my second point

2) Why is highschool not one word? (asked Crooked, still leaving it in its wrong state)

I had more of an argument for this honestly
like
..
seriously
I did
But
After two hours of time wasting
Then again
I guess I'm just happy

Ps I'm in University right now
For those of us who didn't remember one of my posts
(I surely didn't remember if I said it )
Uhm
I'll check that out

But yes
The reason I'm happy
(had to look up to see that I was talking about something)
I finished an essay
that I had to do
It's for Monday
And I finished it today
Like
WHATo======
Omg you guys
I call this
"REspONsiBIlity"

Oh.. did I spell that right?
Chrome doesn't think so
and I bet if I check the options
It'll just give me .. like
uhm
 woah
what was I saying
It'll just give me

....
THE LOWER CASE VERSIOn

Ye h
That's what I wanted to say

Waow..
I feel like
("I just win a million Dollars", Crooked softly whispered, knowing that not many people will get this ... if they are not from the Caribbean) 
I just realized that this is terrible grammar..
First of all
This is like...
supposed to be in lower... in past tense

Lol what.
My memory is bad apparently


OK.
The real reason I came back
(I say real like I gave a reason in the first place bruh)

One of my friends
Who happens to also be my biggest fan
According to him
was all like
"You stopped blogging?" (paraphrased)
And I was all "-sez words-"

Long story short (mainly cuz I can't remember much of the details as usual)
I felt guilty for not fulfilling my duty as someone who has a fan
so
I'm here

-claps-
should I blog every week then?????

Idk
I apparently can't keep up that thing
Unlessssssssss
I put it on my calendar o================
I wonder ..
lemme see how that will work out

Anyway so Dyl 
This post in is dedicated to you :3 ♥♥

Lol "in dedicated "

Oh there were things I wanted to say earlier
Hmm
I should probably fix that from in to is...

Okay so lemme tell you all about my
... experiences ...

Top 10 (no particular order... just the ones I remembered )
1) America is what I expected it to be
2) I lost my purse but got it back
3) I got a new tablet his name is .. was is... Ruben
4) ... oh and new phone ....should've probably put that as the first experience... like the pre-experience experience  ...and I don't think I ever mentioned my old phone .. Neo... did I? ....Oh well
Lemme explayn...
seeee he [Neo] decided to die the night before I had to leave for the airport and well long story short borrowed sister's phone and I have a new one and blah blah his name is Lionel (Lio) <-- purely coindidence
5) Ruben 's screen has been cracked ...

What else ?
oh!
6) Forever 21 is a torture chamber for people who are broke

Oh sort of experience
7) 21 Pilots (introduced to them recently)
*) Oh Also it's nice to be able to enter a store and hear music that you actually like

9) WHY TF WOULD YOU WANT TO WRITE THE MONTH FIRST????
10) HOW TF IS USINGFARENHEITBETTERTHAN CELSIUS?????
(idek how to spell it)

Okay
I think I wanted to say something ...
Yes
It involved things
all the way up there
And ...
idk man...
IT's pretty high up

#thatmomentwhen You go searching for a song on your play list and it's not there O:<

Hmm
OMG BABIES
All the babies are being born when I'm not near



I literally just reread some of this
like
...
what?
Smh
I don't finish like
any ideas
I wonder what I was going to say after "I feel like."

I wonder how Jim is
And
I wonder

♫I wish I wish I wish♫

I love that song actually
R.Kelly
People say bad things about him that I never heard about
But who
Cares
You know what they say
Ignoraїz is blaїz

HAHAHHAHA
That was actually an accident but I just went with it
WEll I guess we all know what's going to happpen now
and if you're new to this program
you should've figured it out by now

And if you're not good at deducing things
then
You shouldn't be reading this
Not because it's not for you to read
But it's cuz
You can't read


Dude
I went to Word to get the symbol for the i so it'd be better pronounced
And I immediately got distracted ...

Smh
This has to stop
I must remain focused
But the thing is
I remember things that I forgot I wanted to do and just do it right away

Hmm
I think this should be a good length for a post o=????

"ANF "
I bet you thought I'd forgotten about that acronym
Wellll
You're right
I did forget about it
XDDDD
I think Blogger should update this place so that emojis can be put
I feel like
My laughter will be better expressed with the "-cry laughing emoji-"

I must read my first set of posts
I feel like literally nothing has changed in 5 years
"-cry laughing emoji-"
this is getting tedious
Oh
I said I was going to finish the post

I should stop before it becomes tomorrow

PFT!!!
So what?
Or as we say at home
So? /=
Lol that face was totally accident but my fingers knew what was up

Things I need to do for the future:
(apparently today is list making day)
  1) mark the birthday of the blog on my calendar
  2) mark the weekly posts on my calendar
  3) everything is about calendars
  4) idk what else about calendars
(Everything is Chrome in the future)

Okay
I'm done
I'm gonna read over my essay
(is what she said but what's going to happen is actually formatting)
:3
Yes
I do school work
"-sassy girl emoji-"
sigh.. this is getting ridiculous

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

Things I hate
1) when my strike out is not the same colour as my word it's striking out *hint hint* ---^
*2) being asked the same question over and over... even if it's from different people 
#) Bent paper... which is why I need a folder or else I'd die


*In relation to hate2: To answer all questions related to school .. school is school.. and it's ...aight e.e

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !! 

MY FIRST EVER FEBRUARY POST!! 

REMEMBER THIS DATE PEOPLE !! 

18 FEB 2016

(or 02.18.16 <--- lame)

♥WhatIf MaltDay WasaThing♥iThirstForMALT♥

Ahh
You must be wondering
Why I didn't blog yesterday
Or on my Birthday
Ohoho
Oh well

Lemme explain
I figured that
Since
I forgot to post on the blog's birthday
>.>
<.<
It'd not be fair if I posted on mine
Yes
I know
I am
Indeed thoughtful

Jim: And rather humble too
   Ikr T.T What will this world be without me
Jim: Hang on there bud.. getting a bit ahead of yourself
   >..>
Jim: :D
   >..> Pft
Jim: :D
   .... -leaves to speak about something else

I can't remember
what
I wanted to say '
But I actually thought of words to say while I was away
OH
OH
OH!!
Yes

Malt Day
Malt Day is on Saturday

Sooo
MALTS FOR EVERYONE

I swear tho >.>
This should be an actual thing
So much so that
All malts would be Free Malts T.T
When I become president of the world
This will
Indeed be
A thing >.>
And when it is !
I'll be there
Waiting
So what would I do?

As the president
I'd be rich
And I'd buy all the malts in the stores
That way they'd be already paid for ...
But then  o-o
What if ...

1. What if the stock doesn't finish by the end of the day?
    Oh!
    They'd have to pay for it the next day anyway
    But
    They won't be paying the malt people >.>
    The money would go to me B|
    As the pres
    This be my law

2. What if the stock runs our in a store?
    Well my guess is they'd have to start selling the malts 3__3
     Lol at that face -------------------------------------------^
    Y'know in anime when a character with glasses removes his glasses?
    That's how his eyes look
    Makes no sense >.>
    <.<
Or
    When the ones without glasses steal some and put them on
    They be all like that

3. What if people be all like "Woht? o-o FREE MALT?! -takes 60- "
    Ohohohooh Silly humans
    I thought this through from the start
    (not really)
    But there would obviously be a limit Ohoho
    for how many  you can buy at a time
    You also can't by a whole carton ._.
    Not how it works ~ :3
    Three per store e.e

4. What if people try to sell their malts? o=
    Well it's a rule that no malt will be sold on that day
    Also... since you can't buy cartons of Malt ...
    No point in selling anyway
    Fools >..>

I think these are all the what ifs I could come up with ness
-stares at Samuel's battery-
>.>
<.<
His death tho
Sigh
And I still have more the write too

Okai I know what to so
-puts siggy now, names post-

Ahh :3
I coulda sworn I named a post "What if" already.
Or at least has it in a name
Speaking of Jim

Sup dude?

Jim: so Malt Day huh?
   Yah... it's been going on for awhile
Jim: What brought it about?

Ohohoho
I thought you'd never ask

Jim: Why does it sound like I'm gonna regret this?
   =_______= Just listen alright? I'm sure the readers are curious
Jim: Fine fine =~=
   :D ♥

Okay so
It was the year 2012
The time of year when CSEC examinations were about to end...
In fact
It was this time last year
-Obviously-
But yes
On the 6th was my ... our last exam
Bio Multiple choice I believe

Jim: So many details ._.
    Idk why I remember all this

Anyway
The day after
My wife and I went to town for whatever we went to town for?
And suddenly... she was like
"I thirst... but I don't just thirst... I thirst.... FOR MALT"

(I mean thos weren't the exact words but ..

It's better this way )

And I was like "o= IKR I thought I was just being ness"
And so we set off for a place where they sold cheap juice
Specifically
Cheap Malt

I got one she got one
We were happy

Jim: So one malt each and it was suddenly Malt Day?

LATER
We were all
I thirst again...
But I don't want not Malt
So another malt was bought for each of us e.e
AND SO...
Everytime we got thirsty
We bought  a malt
Hence 3 and a half malts per person :3

07 June, 2012 ~ The first ever Malt Day
-confetteh- =3

So
I've started watching Teen Wolf
And it's awesome

I'll give my reviews when I'm done tho >.>
so ohoho :3
(only on ep 8/12 season 1/3)
Okay.. battery is basically dead now T.T
Bai mai loves..
If only love had an "ai" sound >.>
"Laive"
Sounds like live ... not live tho live B]

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥In Memory of Rev. Jerry Falwell♥

Saturday May 31st, 2014

hmm...
Trying out something new

Blogging from Neo...
Not the greatest xperience of my life ...
 I'll admit ...
I think even Neo is bit overwhelmed by this ...

Monday, June 2nd, 2014 12:43 AM

I'm laying in my bed here guys..
I wanted to continue this since the same day
But what happened?
Sigh I can't see what I'm typing so ...
Bare with the mistakes
If there are any...

Good so far >.<
....

Okay
Okay
What can I say

It's the day before my birthday
And I'm indecisive as to whether I should go anywhere or not
Today...
I mean..
I wanna see my friend
Who's visiting for the summer..
But ..
Will that benefit her?
I mean
First off
We're not close at all ....
.___.
I feel kinda bad tho .-.
Kinda
Just a little

I also feel that I'll have no remorse if.. when I don't leave my house today
So..
I feel bad for having no remorse
But hey .-.

You win some you lose some

I think
I need
To change the default font for my blog...
Cuz
I don't like how
".-." and "._." look >.>

And those faces are key aspects in this blog's life

Jim: ...
   Hey Jim... look at this font tho xDD it's facebook's font 
I didn't mean for this to happen o-o 
But I like it a lot haha :D
Jim: ._. I see it does look okay e.e it does 

Okay I fixed it ..
Wasn't hard...
just pressed enter XD

Ohoho
Anyway

I think Jim and I
Are done for the night..

Jim: Oh. ._. we are? .-. .... okay .. kool >.> -leaves-

._. .. yes ..
Pce~ :3

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

Ps...
I was reading through the blog these past few days...
And I found out
That I never told you guys what "Falwell" meant ...
But now it's apparently not a word
It's a name e.e
So like ..
Chrome..
Is this some ply to get me to look like a fool? T.T
How..
How could you?
Well

Mr. Falwell
I never knew you existed
But ..
I'm sorry that you died 7 years ago
May 15th
Waow..
It's like really close to his deathaversary

It's kool how all his kids have their names starting with "J"
My favourite letter
He must've been a great man B|

And indeed he was
He was a pastor that he was
But it's not the fact that he was a pastor
that made him great
It's the things he said even tho he was a pastor XDD

"Grown men should not have sex with prostitutes unless they're married to them"

This one is my favourite XDDD
So interesting for someone to say

You can click the quote if you wanna read the rest xD
They're pretty long tho..
But of the 4 shorter ones I read
That one takes the cake o=

Okay I thin this "Ps" has been long enough..
Maybe the longest one

Jim: you just like to talk ._.
     What? Noo !! >.> PFT Jim
     What do you know?
Jim: Enough to possibly get you in jail ...
     You wouldn't e.e ...
Jim: -leaves again-
UGHH T.T -follows-

♥CeookwsWinfs♥

I'm a bad person
...
I'm a rerrivle person
...
Terrible
Look
Sigh
I can't even spell
T.T

I didn't even remember the birthday of my blog T.T
Of This Blog
Jim didn't even remind me

Jim: Hey don't blame me for this ~
    But it's your fault too! ... Well you have some part to play in this..
Jim: Yes~ wait... no I don't ... it's your mind ~
     T.T~vSo mean Jim ...
Jim: I'm mean? I'm mean? ! >,<
     T.T -nod nod- You're supposed to be all "Oh yes .. I did not remind you! I'm sorry Lainy"
Jim: -rolls eyes- How are you going to make it up to them Lainy? .___.
     Idk

I really don't know guys ...
What do I do? D:
This was supposed to be our big celebration D:! !
OH!
I don't think I've ever once posted on my birthday either ...
I guess that means something

Well
We'll see what happens this year T.T

iFly♥

.{CeookwsWinfs}. 

See I can't spell ^

T.T