Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, 19 February 2016

♥AhmaJust LeaveThis Here♥




Idk what it is guys...
But I always get a high from blogging

Maybe I didn't want it to take over my life soo
Maybe
in the back of my mind
I knew ...
I knew it'd take over my life
if I posted everyday

So my brain subconsciously did things

I like yesterday's post picture
It really suited the ....
vybe of the post
"-cry laughing emoji-"

Hmm
I never realized how much I used that emoji
until yesterday
where
I felt the need to use it regularly throughout the post

Sigh
I need help

I just clicked my profile and ... I coulda just used that to tell me how long I've been here
fml

I don't think I've ever used FML on here e.e
Hmmmm
I wonder

It'd be interesting tho
if that was the only (two) time(s)

-yawn-
Today is such a gloomy day tho
Well this morning was ..
I think the sun is trying to shine through the clouds now

But idk which I prefer
Wanting to sleep for the rest of the day
Or having to squint wherever I go

With the first I'd have to leave places super early so that I'd not have to rush to go anywhere
and with the latter... I don't like to squint
(not much to say about that )

WElllll I guess the answer has been revealed
waow that was easier than I thought

Reminds me of a commercial I saw
"Mr Decision not sure between the different flavours of Lays..." (lame really)
But
The real issue here is not the lameness of the concept
it's the fact that
the commercial wasn't see on tv
Oh no
-hearty laughter-
Yew-Teewb e.e

I should leave my room.... so I can make it to the dining hall
while strolling lazily in the breeze
._.
0-11:23-0 I'll be back

♫-musical interlude-♫

0-13:02-0

(24-hr time anyone? No? Just me? ... oh )

I was actually back a lot sooner
but
my hotline does bling
"-sassy girl emoji-"

okay idk what I wanna say now
I just wanna sleep
.-.
yes

I had something I wanted to say actually
But I forget
I forgot
ferget
fergot 

I used to talk like that back in the day
"-old person emoji-"

I wonder if I ever posted that here

e.e
Oh well
Lemme go sleep
I have like an hour to do that
( I may just not fall asleep )

so I'll just leave this here

iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

I think Times New Roman is the most elegant of all the fonts #jussayin'

Sunday, 8 June 2014

♥NailFile or MaimedMamals♥



Hey guys..
It's been three days since I've been here

I was about to ask if you were good
Ahaha ._.
No one answers that question but Jim
But that's cuz he doesn't have a choice

Jim: ._. Why must you do this to me?
    Hmm? :3
Jim: >.> I don't even understand why I come here to humour you

    Ohohoho Silly Jim... you say this like it is an option ... You are indeed a strange one
Jim: Sigh |:


As if...
Blogging has lost it's ness for me
I need to fix this
But..
How...
How -chin stroke-
Oh
Speaking of such
I think
I'm running out of sexy pictures to put at the start of the posts

The last one took me awhile to find in my library >.>
I guess it's kool
I wonder what I'll find this time ....

So
A long while passed
like ..
Before
I returned here
Cuz
My lil sis
Wanted us to "ombre" our pants..
Is that what it is?

-finds pictures-

Kinda almost how mine almost wanted to turn out 
I mean 
The ends are not completely white 
but
I love mine 
We just didn't have studs XD
But it's kool

I should do other things
Oh
But what? ...

Wanna know what sound I hate .___.
The sound the fb messenger makes when you get a message

Jim: seriously?
    Yea seriously ... and another thing I hate

The amount of time it takes my battery to die
Speaking of which
I should probably continue blogging on Ian

Sighhh
I need a nail file
But
Not
Just
A
Nail File
....
MY NAiL FiLE
Idk
I's look better surrounded by capital letters

Oh...
I think I scratched myself
All
Cuz
I don't
Have
That nail file
Oh sigh

This is very troubling ..
I've said it once
And I'll say it again
My nails grow too fast |:<

Lol at first I had
" My nails grow to fast"
And I'm like
-rereads-
My nails grow to fast?
Like ... fast from food?or ish? It's not lent

Anyway
My luck in finding a Nail File was ...below 0
So I have to stay with nails that can maim a wild beast
Sigh >.>
Oh well

You win some
You lose some

And don't get me started on getting rid of bleach T.T
It's just so hard
Vinegar
Which claims to work
Doesn't really
..
And look at that battery >..>
What the hell man
>.<

This is truly a struggle


iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.