♥WhatIf MaltDay WasaThing♥iThirstForMALT♥

Ahh
You must be wondering
Why I didn't blog yesterday
Or on my Birthday
Ohoho
Oh well

Lemme explain
I figured that
Since
I forgot to post on the blog's birthday
>.>
<.<
It'd not be fair if I posted on mine
Yes
I know
I am
Indeed thoughtful

Jim: And rather humble too
   Ikr T.T What will this world be without me
Jim: Hang on there bud.. getting a bit ahead of yourself
   >..>
Jim: :D
   >..> Pft
Jim: :D
   .... -leaves to speak about something else

I can't remember
what
I wanted to say '
But I actually thought of words to say while I was away
OH
OH
OH!!
Yes

Malt Day
Malt Day is on Saturday

Sooo
MALTS FOR EVERYONE

I swear tho >.>
This should be an actual thing
So much so that
All malts would be Free Malts T.T
When I become president of the world
This will
Indeed be
A thing >.>
And when it is !
I'll be there
Waiting
So what would I do?

As the president
I'd be rich
And I'd buy all the malts in the stores
That way they'd be already paid for ...
But then  o-o
What if ...

1. What if the stock doesn't finish by the end of the day?
    Oh!
    They'd have to pay for it the next day anyway
    But
    They won't be paying the malt people >.>
    The money would go to me B|
    As the pres
    This be my law

2. What if the stock runs our in a store?
    Well my guess is they'd have to start selling the malts 3__3
     Lol at that face -------------------------------------------^
    Y'know in anime when a character with glasses removes his glasses?
    That's how his eyes look
    Makes no sense >.>
    <.<
Or
    When the ones without glasses steal some and put them on
    They be all like that

3. What if people be all like "Woht? o-o FREE MALT?! -takes 60- "
    Ohohohooh Silly humans
    I thought this through from the start
    (not really)
    But there would obviously be a limit Ohoho
    for how many  you can buy at a time
    You also can't by a whole carton ._.
    Not how it works ~ :3
    Three per store e.e

4. What if people try to sell their malts? o=
    Well it's a rule that no malt will be sold on that day
    Also... since you can't buy cartons of Malt ...
    No point in selling anyway
    Fools >..>

I think these are all the what ifs I could come up with ness
-stares at Samuel's battery-
>.>
<.<
His death tho
Sigh
And I still have more the write too

Okai I know what to so
-puts siggy now, names post-

Ahh :3
I coulda sworn I named a post "What if" already.
Or at least has it in a name
Speaking of Jim

Sup dude?

Jim: so Malt Day huh?
   Yah... it's been going on for awhile
Jim: What brought it about?

Ohohoho
I thought you'd never ask

Jim: Why does it sound like I'm gonna regret this?
   =_______= Just listen alright? I'm sure the readers are curious
Jim: Fine fine =~=
   :D ♥

Okay so
It was the year 2012
The time of year when CSEC examinations were about to end...
In fact
It was this time last year
-Obviously-
But yes
On the 6th was my ... our last exam
Bio Multiple choice I believe

Jim: So many details ._.
    Idk why I remember all this

Anyway
The day after
My wife and I went to town for whatever we went to town for?
And suddenly... she was like
"I thirst... but I don't just thirst... I thirst.... FOR MALT"

(I mean thos weren't the exact words but ..

It's better this way )

And I was like "o= IKR I thought I was just being ness"
And so we set off for a place where they sold cheap juice
Specifically
Cheap Malt

I got one she got one
We were happy

Jim: So one malt each and it was suddenly Malt Day?

LATER
We were all
I thirst again...
But I don't want not Malt
So another malt was bought for each of us e.e
AND SO...
Everytime we got thirsty
We bought  a malt
Hence 3 and a half malts per person :3

07 June, 2012 ~ The first ever Malt Day
-confetteh- =3

So
I've started watching Teen Wolf
And it's awesome

I'll give my reviews when I'm done tho >.>
so ohoho :3
(only on ep 8/12 season 1/3)
Okay.. battery is basically dead now T.T
Bai mai loves..
If only love had an "ai" sound >.>
"Laive"
Sounds like live ... not live tho live B]

iFly♥

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♥BagOBones♥

XDDDDDDDD
Hey guys!!
Wondering why I'm here?
Me too!! :3
WEeeeeelll
Since I'm here
I might as well stay for ... some time

Soo~!
My new motto o=!
Stop Caring

Jim: ._. Hmm about what?
   Anything that makes me unhappeh o=!! It's worked for a day and a half so far :3
Jim: Idk what to say yet~
   Ohohoho!!

Yes !!
Yes ;3
So
I came here for a reason actually
I lied at the start e.e
XD
Anyway
Uh
Yes
I've discovered this new song xDD

IT's all
Dubsteppy and wub wubby :3

XDD

It's all
Catty too XD
And things :3
I didn't really watch the vid
Buh
Yeh
The song rox !
:3!!
Additionally
I wrote a script for a Biology presentation I have to do for class tomorrow XDD
Not everything tho
Just the parts I have to say..
I think
It's pretty good tho
The startin's kinda vaguely distorted cuz I'm not the one who has to say that stuff O=
I'm E1

Y'see
The gist of this ...
We run a store for like ... bones
XD
Pretty ness buh yea ...
Good stuff

Enjoy~!!

Cashier: Hello, Welcome to Bag-o Bones ~insert rest~

C3:  Yes I came here to buy some new bones so that I can become taller… as you can see I am –cough- vertically challenged.

Cashier: -bites back a smile- Well you have indeed come to the right place.  Here at Bag-O Bones, we cater to all your bone (insert words) needs.  The bones which you probably need can be found in aisle (2? 1? ) 1: The Appendicular Skeleton… Be sure to seek out an employee if you need any assistance.

C3: Thanks much –makes way to isle-  Uhm.. what? –picks up a humerus- What.. the heck is this –places it on thigh- Oho! Look it fits perfectly! This must be the right bone

E1: Ohoho!!

C3: -whips head around- What’s so funny?

E1: You seem to be having trouble my dear child

C3: I’m not a child!

E1: Your height kinda … Either way you seem to be having a hard time.  Would you like me to—?

C3: No, no. I think… I know what I’m doing –takes the radius and ulna up next- These two look like leg bones too.  Alright.. I think I should be leaving

E1: Excuse me miss…  you can’t really tell that these are leg bones just because they “look like” leg bones or because they “fit” with your limbs. 

C3: Ooh.. why not tho? I thought once it fit where you placed it; it’s most definitely the right bone?

E1: Well not exactly.  The length of the arm of a fully grown man wouldn’t be the same as the length of the arm of a 10 year old or the hipbone of a grown woman vs that of a little girl don’t you think?

C3: I guess that’s true… So what I’m hearing is these bones that I have, may not be the bones of the leg?

E1: Exactly! In fact –takes bones from her- these are the upper limb bones or more informally bones of the arm.

C3: Oh.. well I guess I don’t know what I’m doing then.

E1: It’s ok … a common mistake.

C3: So how did you know that?

E1: Well besides the fact that I work here and it’s my job to know the differences, there are distinct features that you should look out for to help you differentiate between the leg bones and the arm bones for instance.  Like this bone, the humerus it has the trochlea.. and this rounded head to fit in the pectoral girdle (like so). 

C3: Hmm

E1: The bone you were really looking for is the greatest bone in the body~ The femur … Ah yes the femur *v* nothing could be greater. –gets it- I mean can you not see where it articulates with the pelvic girdle; that fovea capitis tho.  And look at its base… These protrusions are called condyles -shiver-

C3: It’s not that great …

E1: When I say great, I meant largest... and heaviest and strongest.  Interestingly, the weakest part of the femur is this part here, the neck.

C3: Alright then… how about these smaller bones? How can I tell that they aren’t leg bones?

E1: Well these are the ulna and radius… As you can see the ulna has this “hook-like” shape called the trochlea notch where it articulates with the Humerus. And the radius has a nail shaped head.

C3: Oh ok

E1: In the leg however, -takes the tibia and fibula- There are the tibia and fibula, the latter being the larger of the two.  That’s one thing to note, compared to the bones in the forearm which are virtually the same size/width, with the leg bones the fibula is noticeably greater in size.

C3: Wow! Thanks you very much! Next time I come here I will know what to look for if I need any more bones! –takes bones and leaves-

E1: No problem! Glad I could be of assistance ! T.T Good bye Femur

Cashier: Oh you’re back! I hope you got everything you needed with no hassle?

C3: Yes, yes everything went well… -hands him the bones to scan- You know what they say, you learn something new everyday

Cashier: That’s good! $354.75 please.

C3: -pays and takes bones- Thank you Good bye

Cashier: Do come again :3~ 

iFly♥

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