Saturday 25 June 2011

♥WDIDT♥

So my new buddy Biscuit wanted me to blog about 'im
But then I said to Biscuit "Biscuit" I sez 
"I'll think about it
But if you must know
When I blog
I don't 
Have anything planned
Nor do I put the names of my friends 
BUT!!
I do put their nicknames" 
Then biscuit was like "But I don't have a nickname"


(HAha oh Biscuit... Ps T'was when he didn't have a nickname)
Now
Before I continue
You must be wondering 
Who gives someone the nickname "Biscuit" 
Haha well My good sir (sorry to all offended female readers) 
On that note I shall continue:


So (I'll skip a few parts for effect :D .. Although there's no real plot here ._____.)
I was like " I'll give you one" 
I thought for about... 5 seconds.. 
Came up with Biscuit
No.. Biscuit's real name has absolutely NOTHING to do with his real name |=
HAHA!! I know I'm marvelous -GRINS!- 


I know you must be wondering "how? "
WELL good sir (and again, sorry to all female readers who are offended)
I'll tell you how..


My dearest Biscuit has some MOFO SQUISHY cheeks
I used that to get to the nickname
Now don't get impatient I know you're wondering: 
"HOW THE HELL DOES SQUISHY CHEEKS LEAD TO BISCUITS?!"


Haha well it's simple really cuz Biscuit asked the same thing..
Well WAY NICER than you ppl << 
So I said:


"I thought of your cheeks


then I thought "Cheeky"
then I said
"Cheeky is stupid"
So I thought of
"Chicky"
Which made me think of KFC
And THAT made me think of
KFC Chicken
Then I was like
Hmm
What about Biscuit :D"
Haha ... 
Now.. Biscuit learned sumthin new about me..
And Soon so will you
He asked "what about me is biscuit like?"

WELL FELLOW READERS
When I give nicknames
They have NOTHING to do with the person's personality or name.. 
:3
Great ey?
C'mon I KNOW(!!) I'm not the only one who does it
There are many others 
Don't make it seem like I'm a complete weirdo

Wondering why I did the bracket exclamations?
Well
It's simple really
(Yes I have an explanation [a SIMPLE(!!) explanation] for most things I do)
I do this cuz
When I want people to read certain words with emphasis.. 
And I'm not quite done with my sentence
I'll put bracket exclamations :3
See
You should try it
You ALL should

Although 
I could just capitalize it
But
That's boring
Although I could put colours..
 CHROME I AM UNDER THE BRITISH SYSTEM!! DON'T FRIGGIN TELL ME HOW TO SPELL COLOUR!! D:<

... Sorry..
Chrome was just.
Nvm <<

I wonder if I'm done with what I was saying..
I hope so
cuz 
I ain't goin back up there
Cept when I'm ...
Nope
Well
Yes
But no!!
But yes!!
I will 
But I ain't gonna change anything!  >:D

No this isn't torture..
I'll eventually reread it
Some day..
Maybe even .. some time ._.
but
I'll see if I didn't finish my point
If not
Then
Sorry in advance
:DD
I think I'm supposed to do D:
But TCH! :D

Speaking of pizza
I wonder..
WTF 
I had a point..
OH!
lookin at the name of the blog
I see that if has a lot of.. non meaning
Well
I think so..
I'll tell ya'll how it came about

When I made the blog 
I saw "Blog name" 
Well at least.. 
That's what I thought I saw
Anyway that's not the point
Although the point is kinda obvious 
I'll say it anyway!!
-tries to remember-
DAMNIT!!
What was I speaking of..
.= =.
Oh!!
Yea
I didn't know that I had to name it
And
I didn't know WHAT to name it
So
I was caught between a guy and a wall 
|=
Or should it be a girl and a wall
Hehe
Either way
I wanted pizza
So :3
Yea..
                                                                       
                                                                       
                                                                       
                                                                       
                                                                       
                                                                       
                                                                       
                                                                       
-randomly enters eight times-
TfW what?!
Why
Did
I do
That?
Or as I like to say:
WDIDT 
Ok
I don't say that
But!!
I should
It'd be epic eh?
:D

I haven't story written in awhile
And Laina doesn't seem to wanna continue our 
Sigh 
No biggie
I'll stick to poems about sadness
:3
Bai
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.

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