♥Not June Ninth♥

IDK WHY
But


I always leave for a year and return around the same time
AHaha.....
Ha...

What has happened in this past year ????


A
LOT!
That's what.....
I experienced my first ever American Football Game in the fall
...
My first ...( and LAST |:<<< )
B's ....
Yea . I'm not doing that again
What else...

Sammy ... guys ...
Sammy  is ...
His life is coming to a close
And so I have gotten a new laptop
(currently using her)
Yes
It's a girl
Her name...
is
Hailey
(can anyone guess what brand? )

Uhhhmm
What else ?
Met knew people
I got discarded at one point 
Oohohoho how sad |:

Buuut
That's (kinda) all in the past

Currently just livin' life tbh

I can also change the look of the blog
(can)
But I won't
(will not )

Cuz why? ? ? ?
I feel like it speaks to me on so many levels as it is
It brings back so many memories
And I just love it

It is what it is currently

(also I don't really have all the stuff on Hailey that I do on Sammy
and I just feel like I can't simply put all his stuff on her
cuz it'd be like Get Out y'know ...
(for those who have seen it you know what I'm talking about
(oooh bracket-ception :D)) )

Oh
Uhh
Hailey
She's a touchscreen
Isn't that neat?
neat-o
..
who came up with that ??
Neat-o
It... sounds like a cereal honestly

Know what else sounds like a cereal?
Cheerio

Jim: cuz it is a cereal

Oh ... hi James

Jim: Oh we're doing formalities now? You've been gone for a year ... leaving me alone trapped in the back of your mind ... of Dar-

O-Kay``
None of this
Plz..
|:

Let's just ... idk
Let's ...

Okay
sOOo
I'm trying to remember when the anniversary of the blog is

I know I haven't
I think it's June 9th

(Probably definitely June 9th )
-checks-
Well shit..
I passed it ...
I'm sorry OMG

Plz Don't look at me!! I'm a monster 

dafu--

Jim: Language! 

Yes yes right 

I forgot.. 

One day my mother will read this 

And I don't want her to be ashamed 

But ya 

while I was typing this 

I noticed that the words were all a link .. 

Dunno why but ... 

Hm 

Anyway 

this isn't about me 

I'M SO SORRY T.T!!!! 

Don't hate me 

I didn't realize...

I thought.. I had this saved on my calendar wth }=

This is ... 

-checks- 

-returns- 

Why did I leave?

-rereads- Oh ... I didn't do that .. 

Got distracted 

-retries-

Well...

Shit 

It's there ..

Sooo 

Why didn't i see it 

or acknowledge it ??????????????????????

-question mark Meme guy-

I need to stalk up on memes 

-pondering emoji-

OMG so 

I went on this website ... like 

Today 

for the firstime in all my internet life

like for two - three seconds 

And 

Ugh 

Facebook is all like 

"suggested post -shows me ad from the website-" 

Wut |:? 

This makes 0 sense fb

Kinda a LOT creepy too

Jim! 

I've said dafuq before 

Why do I should suddenly not say it 

Jim: why is your sentence structure so bad omg 

This isn't the point Jim 

Goooosh!  

Answer my question 

Jim: ..... 

Sigh I'm sorry Jim .. 

I didn't mean to forge the blog's birthday 

Plz forgive me 

Jim: Idk I just feel like you neglected me for a year 

Hey....

 It wasn't a year ... 

:D 

Jim: -_-

... I must go shower... 

We'll speak tomorrow 

I wish I could stay here forever like fr...

I feel like I have so much to say still 

I also like the sound Hailey's keyboard makes when I type 

But anyway 

I think it's time I take my leave anyway 

Gotta head do the preparation for church 

:} 

Pce out 

A town~ 

-Yeah by Usher comes on-

In the club with my homies

tryna gett a little 

V. I 

(.....? like VIP?

like... is that what it says.. I never knew really -looks up lyrics-

OMG I'm Right 

Ahahaha I'm a genius 

Although I already knew that 

Jim: please go take a shower 

yes..... I'm gone

Baiii 

I love you all 

wait... I say this in my outro already)

ohhohohoh 

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥In Memory of Rev. Jerry Falwell♥

Saturday May 31st, 2014

hmm...
Trying out something new

Blogging from Neo...
Not the greatest xperience of my life ...
 I'll admit ...
I think even Neo is bit overwhelmed by this ...

Monday, June 2nd, 2014 12:43 AM

I'm laying in my bed here guys..
I wanted to continue this since the same day
But what happened?
Sigh I can't see what I'm typing so ...
Bare with the mistakes
If there are any...

Good so far >.<
....

Okay
Okay
What can I say

It's the day before my birthday
And I'm indecisive as to whether I should go anywhere or not
Today...
I mean..
I wanna see my friend
Who's visiting for the summer..
But ..
Will that benefit her?
I mean
First off
We're not close at all ....
.___.
I feel kinda bad tho .-.
Kinda
Just a little

I also feel that I'll have no remorse if.. when I don't leave my house today
So..
I feel bad for having no remorse
But hey .-.

You win some you lose some

I think
I need
To change the default font for my blog...
Cuz
I don't like how
".-." and "._." look >.>

And those faces are key aspects in this blog's life

Jim: ...
   Hey Jim... look at this font tho xDD it's facebook's font 
I didn't mean for this to happen o-o 
But I like it a lot haha :D
Jim: ._. I see it does look okay e.e it does 

Okay I fixed it ..
Wasn't hard...
just pressed enter XD

Ohoho
Anyway

I think Jim and I
Are done for the night..

Jim: Oh. ._. we are? .-. .... okay .. kool >.> -leaves-

._. .. yes ..
Pce~ :3

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

Ps...
I was reading through the blog these past few days...
And I found out
That I never told you guys what "Falwell" meant ...
But now it's apparently not a word
It's a name e.e
So like ..
Chrome..
Is this some ply to get me to look like a fool? T.T
How..
How could you?
Well

Mr. Falwell
I never knew you existed
But ..
I'm sorry that you died 7 years ago
May 15th
Waow..
It's like really close to his deathaversary

It's kool how all his kids have their names starting with "J"
My favourite letter
He must've been a great man B|

And indeed he was
He was a pastor that he was
But it's not the fact that he was a pastor
that made him great
It's the things he said even tho he was a pastor XDD

"Grown men should not have sex with prostitutes unless they're married to them"

This one is my favourite XDDD
So interesting for someone to say

You can click the quote if you wanna read the rest xD
They're pretty long tho..
But of the 4 shorter ones I read
That one takes the cake o=

Okay I thin this "Ps" has been long enough..
Maybe the longest one

Jim: you just like to talk ._.
     What? Noo !! >.> PFT Jim
     What do you know?
Jim: Enough to possibly get you in jail ...
     You wouldn't e.e ...
Jim: -leaves again-
UGHH T.T -follows-

♥CeookwsWinfs♥

I'm a bad person
...
I'm a rerrivle person
...
Terrible
Look
Sigh
I can't even spell
T.T

I didn't even remember the birthday of my blog T.T
Of This Blog
Jim didn't even remind me

Jim: Hey don't blame me for this ~
    But it's your fault too! ... Well you have some part to play in this..
Jim: Yes~ wait... no I don't ... it's your mind ~
     T.T~vSo mean Jim ...
Jim: I'm mean? I'm mean? ! >,<
     T.T -nod nod- You're supposed to be all "Oh yes .. I did not remind you! I'm sorry Lainy"
Jim: -rolls eyes- How are you going to make it up to them Lainy? .___.
     Idk

I really don't know guys ...
What do I do? D:
This was supposed to be our big celebration D:! !
OH!
I don't think I've ever once posted on my birthday either ...
I guess that means something

Well
We'll see what happens this year T.T

iFly♥

.{CeookwsWinfs}. 

See I can't spell ^

T.T

♥4MonthsLater~~♥

OMG!!!!
GUYSSSSSS
IT's BEEEN FOREVER!!
UGH!
I missed you all T.T

Especially

Jim: Me !!

No .__. not you >.>
Okay maybe a little XDD!!!
XDDDDDD
Ohohoho

Jim: T.T I see
 :x
To blog too much
Or not to blog too much ..
THAT is the question ...
I really did miss you guys..
I didn't realize how much I did T . T
If you could hear how fast I am typing this  XDDD
Then you'd know the excitement I feel
..
what I needed
All this time
Was to write...
 I already feel so free XDD

Oh ..
Advice about life..
What I learned in the four months I've not blogged
DO
NOT
Do 
A-LEVELS .___.
It is 
HIGHLY  UNRecommended
I guess that's not a word...
Thanks Chrome ._.
Unrecommend does sound stupid e.e
Now that I think about it

 I think
I'm gonna have to read this over
for mistakes
I'm typing way to fast
The thoughts..
They just flow out of me xDD
Ohohohoh
Hmm
Speaking of things that flow out
..
I wonder if you can get a thing for those things >.>

Sigh
I'm losing it .-.
Speaking of losing things
JimMehy!! Where you at? !

Jim: Lmao yes I'm here I'm here.. Just reading your foolishness as it blossoms slowly into more than that

"More than that" ? Couldn't think of better words dude?
-laughs at him- Silly boy

Jim: Uhuh .. I'm silly... You ... need to chill your pills a bit Lains......

 .__. It's true..
But
Idk
I just need to type forever 
I think
If I did blog within the four months of not blogging
Things might have been different

Jim: Oh? Explain

Idk how? .-. It's just something I think would be the case

Jim: Well ... Okay then ... at least you learned to cope without me B|

Pft -rolls eyes-
You think you're so necessary T.T

Jim: Well I was ... e.e

Hmm were you? Maybe I can't remember
That was 4 months ago

Jim: Enough with your four months biz .__.

Buh ... 4 months
XD
I think
It's a special thing actually
How
It's [almost] exactly 4 months ago

-checks date of last blog post-
See. Jan 28  o=

Kewl stuff

Jim: ... You do have a point tho... And that date sounds familiar.. or significant I should say

Yes~~ -hits his shoulder- O_O
But why?

Jim: -rubs shoulder- T.T ow..

:] But seriously
It's the day after mother's b-day
Whoop!
Shout out the the Birth-giver o=!

Jim: Whoop Whoop o=!!! -raises fist to the sky-

OMG!!
EXAMS ARE .. (technically) OVER :D!! 
I can do things
Like write...
...
...
I feel like I've said this before ..
Jim?

Jim: .__. Why you be asking me diz?

You were created as my blog's #1 fan Jim
=.=
You're supposed to know everything about this blogg dude

Jim: .__. Oh ..

Don't "Oh" You knew that

Jim: <.< But I thought that job was cancelled

=.=

Jim: Besides.. I never really did know everything about it

You were also supposed to be some lanky pimple faced nerd with thick rimmed glasses =..=

Jim: WTf .-. -looks in mirror- But I'm a sexy beast T.T

Sigh .. I know .. Idk what went wrong in my imagination

Jim: Wrong? Hmph.. Well then

You know what I mean .-.
If you were supposed to be a nerd
And you ended up being a jock
I think my imagination didn't know what it was doing..
Or did it?

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥1+1=2+2=4♥[NewPermanency?]

Sigh Mother...
The least you can do is pretend to not be completely pissed
So much for "I don't get angry fast"

Anyway
The last time I blogged was ..
Two weeks ago
Well
A little over
Do I feel guilt?
Yes
Will it never happen again?
No...

I've actually thought about that
Why not
I post every week? o=
And only if I'm really feelin it
Or if something real major happens
Post between here and there

That ..
Is a fantastic idea
I think

But
I need a day to do that..
Hmm
I was thinking
Along the lines of ...
Saturday?

That's the day I'm most idle
Hmm
I think
Instead of Just Saturday...
I should designate
The three days of the weekend?

Yes
So
from now on
I'll post every week
(which means I need to change the description of the blog)
 ^ Should've done that a while back actually =\
As I was saying
Everyweek 
Either on
Friday, Saturday or Sunday

Hmm
I wonder
Why Jim hasn't showed up yet
I wonder if he's mad at me ._.
It feels pretty awkward tho

Pretty ... awkward...
>.>
<.<
....
>.>....
<.<....
-cough-
=\
Well fine ...
>>
Don't come Jim
I don't need you ..

Though I wanted to see what your opinion was on the whole
"New weekly postal" thing
Hmm'

-crickets-
 |:
Uhm
Yea

Moving on

I think I should get Ian to help me
Oho...
That's a nice look for your name E :3
Yea
That's his nickname
Samuel's nickname
Is Sammy
OBVIOUSLY 

Sammy...
Your name should be ...
Hmm
Sammy
Sammy 
Sammy
I like # Three

Hmm
I feel your presence Jim =\
You wanna say something
>.>
I know you do
...
....
Fine whatever ._.
I don't have time for your ness

These past few weeks
Have been long .__.
I mean

Seriously
Felt a lot longer
Idk why
...
Cuz
The days are going by
Pretty fast ...
Even though
I'm doing
Practically nothing

Going to sleep at 3 in the morning
Waking up at nearly 10 that same morning
I'm pretty much wasting my life away
=\

I just realized
That last time I posted
Was the day after my exam

Good times..
I think
I can't really tell what my mood was from reading the post
I tend to mask the real mood most times
Ohohoho!! :3

My head hurts tho

Hmm
I've been thinking recently
"What is love?"

♪Baby don't hurt me..
                   Don't hurt me..
                                 No more♪

A very interesting question
I've been wanting to ask it to someone
One of my friends
But =.=
They may think I love some one
Sigh they can be so... ._.
Human
For lack of a better word

I will
One day
Ask the question
And maybe love someone
Well besides my best friends and family XD
OBVIOUSLY

Let's see what google says..
I feel I'll get a video..
Or lyrics too xD
Anyway

To Google!! o=

Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.”Mature love says, “I need you because I love you.”~ Erich Fromm

I like that ... ^
It technically makes sense to me
-observes and ponders-
Eric.. Fromm..
Seriously?
I mean..
Seriously?
Doubling the last letter doesn't make it a legit last name
But anyway..
Mr. Fromm ._.
 =\
Fromm..
Fromm~

Uh yea
Aside from that
'need cuz of love'

Interestingly true

Let's see what else the internet has for me on the matter
-time later-
Blah blah blah =\
Romance is lame
the most legit thing I saw there
Was "Seasoned Love"

-finds another website-
Sigh ._.
Too many words
My brain can't function like this ..
.There's only one thing to do
Get Quotes
And by quotes
I mean
One more than those I have already

Love is a serious mental disease
~Plato 

Lol
Leave it to Plato to say something like that XD! 
Ah Plato
Cuz of Literature
Plato and I are kool XD

But yea
There were many others 
But that one really stood out to me
Read more if you want 

I think Fatigue wants to take over 
I'm not tired tho 
But 
I have to go to sleep early tonight

To me 
Early is 
12 ...
So yea
That's when I'll go to sleep 
At twelve

So 
Recently
I've taken a liking.. 
Or even a loving 
To 
Bread and butter...
Why?
Idk 
I mean 
I ate it twice
And then ..
One morning 
I was playing some Subway Surfers..
(I swear I shared this story already)
And I had the craving for it 
T^T
It was the creepiest feeling 
Ever
But 
I had to satisfy the craving ._.

And I did

And it was awesome 

-looks around- 
=\
Jim ... 
Please come out? 

Jim: =.= I don't even know what I want to say
     -clasps hands- 8D You're here
Jim: -shrug- 
     =\ Well then ... 
Jim: ... 
     A-at least You showed up ^^ so .. thanks 
Jim: I don't know what to say ._.
     Uhm ._. ... what do you think about the whole weekly thing?
Jim: Seems ok I guess ... I mean you're the blogger you can do what you want
     Look Jim... I know we didn't end on a pleasant note the last time I was here but that was over two weeks ago
Jim: Meh I know ...Idk what's wrong with me ... I mean I am your subconscious
     But I'm not supposed to be happier than you 
Jim: Who says you're happy
     Uh ._. ... -sits-
Jim: Hmph as I thought... your mood is affecting me -looks down-
     I don't understand this phenomenon e.e
Jim: You have a headache... too much LCD Light isn't good for that
     Hmm I gess you're writhg... I refuse to fix that =.=
Jim: Like I said... Good bai Readers

iFly♥

.{CrookedJamesPA}.

Ps.  I believe the first weekly post shall be some time this weekend ~James P.Alexander

       Damn I swear... I have one of the sexiest names in the world

Pss. You're welcome Jay ... perfect nick name too [: ~CrookedWings

Ps.  Omg you should TOTALLY start calling me that ._.!! 

Pss. >.> I see you're feeling better =.=  Did all that have to do with me calling you Jimmy?

Ps.  Well I didn't know why I was feeling like this at first ... but I guess we found the root ;D great huh?

Pss. I'm not as pissed about this as I should be ... and It's pissing me off =.=

Ps. -kisses her cheek- ;3; A mirable 

Pss. Shut up XD

Ps.  ;3  

♥Let's Watch the WorldBurn♥[Falwell]

So
After
Much deliberation....
Ok
Not Much...
Actually I was reminded awhile ago .-.
But anyway

After being reminded
And assisted by some Grapes and my sister
I've come to a conclusion:
Jim's full name : James Patrick Alexander or James P. Alexander
o=!
Don't mind the green
He seemed to be the green type
Cuz his name is so...
Sophisticated
And green seems like the kind of colour to be that

Don't you think?
Well that and grey
But I don't think Jim likes grey and much as I do
So ._.
Whatever Jim
Have it your way o=<

Just don't come crying to me when all the trees become grey :3
Cuz of the left over ashes

Why are there ashes you ask?
Well
The world is gonna burn down soon

I swear...
I've heard a song related to those words o-o!
-cheqs Google-
I bet I'll find it o=!

Ok...
So I haven't heard any songs with those words in it
(I still strongly feel that I have though the evidence says otherwise)
But
I did find a song by this band "Trivium"
(never heard of them; obviously)
Gonna listen to it to see how it is o.o
I'm kinda nervous >.>'
Wish me luck Jim

So my Shockwave Plug-in died...
Literally...
The puzzle piece is dead .-.

Dead Shockwave

<---See

-sigh- Poor Puzzle Piece

Yay Alliteration

I know of someone who's "allergic" to that

Too bad his name is alliteration too XD

Sad world for him :3

Although it isn't sad

His world I mean

Cuz evryone who knows of him loves him XD

He's loved all around the world

By people he doesn't know exist o=!!

I'm
Sleepy now though

Hmm
I'll go to sleep after I post this
I don't think I'm ready to be done with posting just yet
First of all I have to give my feedback of the song
And send the link
...
Waow...
I ..
I...
Love it O_O!!
PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT!!
Sigh ...
When can one be as D:!!
 Omg x.x....
I actually anticipated more screaming in it though
(That would've scared me a bit)
But
It's Zimply aweZome
And
The guitar solo o=<<
I just ..
Can't x.x!!

AND
♥ALEX GOOT♥ HAS A NEW SONG 
FINALLY
GOSHK!! D:<
Aw...
It's cute x.x!! Ezzpezhally near the end x.x
Omg
Makes me want to Move Out
XD
Just kidding...
I love my house...

So... 2012 Mash-Up of music D:!
It's Amazing
Lol
All this music of sexiness is
Overwhelming

And ontop of that
I just found out
That I'm
Addicted
To flow x.x

I didn't expect it
To come the this
I realized this when
I found out that there were more levels to play on the computer version to the game
I nearly died >.>"
(Maybe a lil exaggerated there but you know what I mean)


Sorry about the random spazing XD
But wait...
I doth not apologize |:<!
You should know..
Then again
There's only one James Patrick Alexander

And on that note...

I bid thee 

Falwell 

Cuz when I spelt "fair well" and stuck it together 

Chrome said no so I decided to see the suggestions

And 

He told me ...

Falwell 

 I'll tell you what that means Later 

Well Until next time

♠Falwell♠

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

Ps.!! Shockwave is alive ;D
PPs. Besides Jim's name, all the green words are links to the songs o-o! If you didn't know
PPPs. ignore the "PPs." [update: 06-Apr-16]