♥AhmaJust LeaveThis Here♥

Idk what it is guys...
But I always get a high from blogging

Maybe I didn't want it to take over my life soo
Maybe
in the back of my mind
I knew ...
I knew it'd take over my life
if I posted everyday

So my brain subconsciously did things

I like yesterday's post picture
It really suited the ....
vybe of the post
"-cry laughing emoji-"

Hmm
I never realized how much I used that emoji
until yesterday
where
I felt the need to use it regularly throughout the post

Sigh
I need help

I just clicked my profile and ... I coulda just used that to tell me how long I've been here
fml

I don't think I've ever used FML on here e.e
Hmmmm
I wonder

It'd be interesting tho
if that was the only (two) time(s)

-yawn-
Today is such a gloomy day tho
Well this morning was ..
I think the sun is trying to shine through the clouds now

But idk which I prefer
Wanting to sleep for the rest of the day
Or having to squint wherever I go

With the first I'd have to leave places super early so that I'd not have to rush to go anywhere
and with the latter... I don't like to squint
(not much to say about that )

WElllll I guess the answer has been revealed
waow that was easier than I thought

Reminds me of a commercial I saw
"Mr Decision not sure between the different flavours of Lays..." (lame really)
But
The real issue here is not the lameness of the concept
it's the fact that
the commercial wasn't see on tv
Oh no
-hearty laughter-
Yew-Teewb e.e

I should leave my room.... so I can make it to the dining hall
while strolling lazily in the breeze
._.
0-11:23-0 I'll be back

♫-musical interlude-♫

0-13:02-0

(24-hr time anyone? No? Just me? ... oh )

I was actually back a lot sooner
but
my hotline does bling
"-sassy girl emoji-"

okay idk what I wanna say now
I just wanna sleep
.-.
yes

I had something I wanted to say actually
But I forget
I forgot
ferget
fergot 

I used to talk like that back in the day
"-old person emoji-"

I wonder if I ever posted that here

e.e
Oh well
Lemme go sleep
I have like an hour to do that
( I may just not fall asleep )

so I'll just leave this here

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

I think Times New Roman is the most elegant of all the fonts #jussayin'

♥Ignoraїz is Blaїz♥

Omg guys
It's 2016!!!!! (not so exciting tbh)

I never thought the day would come when the world didn't end 4 years ago
Bruh
I feel so old

I started this thing as a teenager
In highschool (?)

Two things

1) I think I was in higschool still...
That's something I'd have to check in the future..
well
In awhile...
-checks now-

Shit ... it's probably been two hours and I've not checked it ...
xDD
That's what I get for being distracted
But for 2 whole hours?????
Omg ..
This is weird
All I did was go to a tab to used to get to the website
And then
... I saw a youtube video
and then
..
I ...
did other things
Then I was on Facebook...
....
.....
Smh
Distracted for two hours
Exactly two hours too yknow

I've gotten used to using emoji's over the year..
this is weird
not being able to use the -laughing cry... no cry laughing emoji-

I had a point..
OH!
Uhm...
>shit<
Should I even say shit?
I mean I am an adult now...
OH!! YES I REMEMBER what I wanted to do

2011
Was the first post
so 5 years ago
Yep was still in higschool

Fortunately writing that reminds me of my second point

2) Why is highschool not one word? (asked Crooked, still leaving it in its wrong state)

I had more of an argument for this honestly
like
..
seriously
I did
But
After two hours of time wasting
Then again
I guess I'm just happy

Ps I'm in University right now
For those of us who didn't remember one of my posts
(I surely didn't remember if I said it )
Uhm
I'll check that out

But yes
The reason I'm happy
(had to look up to see that I was talking about something)
I finished an essay
that I had to do
It's for Monday
And I finished it today
Like
WHATo======
Omg you guys
I call this
"REspONsiBIlity"

Oh.. did I spell that right?
Chrome doesn't think so
and I bet if I check the options
It'll just give me .. like
uhm
 woah
what was I saying
It'll just give me

....
THE LOWER CASE VERSIOn

Ye h
That's what I wanted to say

Waow..
I feel like
("I just win a million Dollars", Crooked softly whispered, knowing that not many people will get this ... if they are not from the Caribbean) 
I just realized that this is terrible grammar..
First of all
This is like...
supposed to be in lower... in past tense

Lol what.
My memory is bad apparently


OK.
The real reason I came back
(I say real like I gave a reason in the first place bruh)

One of my friends
Who happens to also be my biggest fan
According to him
was all like
"You stopped blogging?" (paraphrased)
And I was all "-sez words-"

Long story short (mainly cuz I can't remember much of the details as usual)
I felt guilty for not fulfilling my duty as someone who has a fan
so
I'm here

-claps-
should I blog every week then?????

Idk
I apparently can't keep up that thing
Unlessssssssss
I put it on my calendar o================
I wonder ..
lemme see how that will work out

Anyway so Dyl 
This post in is dedicated to you :3 ♥♥

Lol "in dedicated "

Oh there were things I wanted to say earlier
Hmm
I should probably fix that from in to is...

Okay so lemme tell you all about my
... experiences ...

Top 10 (no particular order... just the ones I remembered )
1) America is what I expected it to be
2) I lost my purse but got it back
3) I got a new tablet his name is .. was is... Ruben
4) ... oh and new phone ....should've probably put that as the first experience... like the pre-experience experience  ...and I don't think I ever mentioned my old phone .. Neo... did I? ....Oh well
Lemme explayn...
seeee he [Neo] decided to die the night before I had to leave for the airport and well long story short borrowed sister's phone and I have a new one and blah blah his name is Lionel (Lio) <-- purely coindidence
5) Ruben 's screen has been cracked ...

What else ?
oh!
6) Forever 21 is a torture chamber for people who are broke

Oh sort of experience
7) 21 Pilots (introduced to them recently)
*) Oh Also it's nice to be able to enter a store and hear music that you actually like

9) WHY TF WOULD YOU WANT TO WRITE THE MONTH FIRST????
10) HOW TF IS USINGFARENHEITBETTERTHAN CELSIUS?????
(idek how to spell it)

Okay
I think I wanted to say something ...
Yes
It involved things
all the way up there
And ...
idk man...
IT's pretty high up

#thatmomentwhen You go searching for a song on your play list and it's not there O:<

Hmm
OMG BABIES
All the babies are being born when I'm not near



I literally just reread some of this
like
...
what?
Smh
I don't finish like
any ideas
I wonder what I was going to say after "I feel like."

I wonder how Jim is
And
I wonder

♫I wish I wish I wish♫

I love that song actually
R.Kelly
People say bad things about him that I never heard about
But who
Cares
You know what they say
Ignoraїz is blaїz

HAHAHHAHA
That was actually an accident but I just went with it
WEll I guess we all know what's going to happpen now
and if you're new to this program
you should've figured it out by now

And if you're not good at deducing things
then
You shouldn't be reading this
Not because it's not for you to read
But it's cuz
You can't read


Dude
I went to Word to get the symbol for the i so it'd be better pronounced
And I immediately got distracted ...

Smh
This has to stop
I must remain focused
But the thing is
I remember things that I forgot I wanted to do and just do it right away

Hmm
I think this should be a good length for a post o=????

"ANF "
I bet you thought I'd forgotten about that acronym
Wellll
You're right
I did forget about it
XDDDD
I think Blogger should update this place so that emojis can be put
I feel like
My laughter will be better expressed with the "-cry laughing emoji-"

I must read my first set of posts
I feel like literally nothing has changed in 5 years
"-cry laughing emoji-"
this is getting tedious
Oh
I said I was going to finish the post

I should stop before it becomes tomorrow

PFT!!!
So what?
Or as we say at home
So? /=
Lol that face was totally accident but my fingers knew what was up

Things I need to do for the future:
(apparently today is list making day)
  1) mark the birthday of the blog on my calendar
  2) mark the weekly posts on my calendar
  3) everything is about calendars
  4) idk what else about calendars
(Everything is Chrome in the future)

Okay
I'm done
I'm gonna read over my essay
(is what she said but what's going to happen is actually formatting)
:3
Yes
I do school work
"-sassy girl emoji-"
sigh.. this is getting ridiculous

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

Things I hate
1) when my strike out is not the same colour as my word it's striking out *hint hint* ---^
*2) being asked the same question over and over... even if it's from different people 
#) Bent paper... which is why I need a folder or else I'd die


*In relation to hate2: To answer all questions related to school .. school is school.. and it's ...aight e.e

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !! 

MY FIRST EVER FEBRUARY POST!! 

REMEMBER THIS DATE PEOPLE !! 

18 FEB 2016

(or 02.18.16 <--- lame)

♥SleepText♥

If I just start typing a post
At 11:45
The post should go for today
Right?

I'm going to assume this much
Or maybe I already know

Lol
If I type something
While I'm gkd
...
Sleepy
It'll be like drnk texting
widich...
Sigh
This is bad

But if i don;t
Stay up with Oin wi

What will happen? ...
Okay .. I'm gonna leave now

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥TickTock♥

Ever dream about something you want but can't have?

This happens ... or has been happening regularly 

Not every night tho 

But when it does happen

It brings soo much unhappiness 

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥"Once"♥

I don't really have much to say today
But at least I'm here ..

Last night
I was exhausted...
Basically lol

And I'd have posted earlier today but
I was asleep then too
And then my best friend got me interested in a short side series
"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland"

She said it wasn't popular so it only has one season
But
It was cool
I don't think it should get another season tho
I think I'd be annoyed by it

But anyway
Just thought I'd leave a post cuz posting is nice
lol
"nice"
such a simple word

Good news tho:

I'll start back with the pictures at the start of the post
I always liked them
And always so inspirational
Some of them that are quotes
Or relatable at least

Anyway
Sleep calls me

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Bath Tie♥

Ah..
Well
Today 's the day
._.
Well
Actually
It's more like
Tomorrow's the day
Right Jim??! :D
...
...
Sigh
Dude

Laina told me to tell you
"Get over yourself"
:3
...
...
Fine
Dude
Do what you want
Come back in January for all I care
>...>
I'm gonna take a shower
And basically leave my house...
i don't have much time!! D:

Bai

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥April 6,2016♥

Two things:

First
I saw a post named "WDIDT"
And I thought it meant
"What did I do today"
Idk if that's right
I highly doubt it

I'll tell you what it means in a bit

And Dos
I realized
That
Within the four years I've had this blog
I've never once posted in
March
Or
February
XDDDDDDD

It's really not that funny
It's almost sad
Almost
Juuust almost
And you know what Brandy said
If you don't get that reference
I'm sorry

So I found out two things
Omg two more things :3
Jes
This post should be called that

"WDIDT" means
Why did I do that...
At least I was ... close? e..e

And Deux!
uhhhhh
Oh yes
I was close
Al..so..
To the blog's birthday

It was in fact
in
April
But it wasn't the 9th
-wop, wop wop-
lol
Wop-wop
That was the name of a toy
We got for my Godsister
Ah yess
Good times
Gooooood times
Too bad we don't see her as much
#DramA

Where was I
Oh yes
The thing
IT was the 6th o=!!
The fact that I was basically right means
that I'm not completely a horrible person..
Y'know
I think I have this saved on my calendar
Now that I think about it

Well .. probably
And checking is too much work e.e soo...

April 6th Everyone
Let's hope on the 5th Birthday of this Blog

I'll be there... ♫

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥You-Es-Ovay♥

Heheheh...
He-hey.. guys >...>

How long has it been....?
Sighh 
-rubs the back of head nervously-

I feel pretty bad 
don't yell at me Jim ...
This isn't how I planned for any of this to turn out ...

Naw, he's not gonna come out guys
He's pretty mad...
What can I say happened this past year....

For me to know that I have to reread the last post

Funny thing is ...
I'd actually read the last post this year
Before the "not posted for over a year" mark
Had been reached
and I was all
"I will(!) post on that day and apologize to all my 6 followers and all of my
Imaginary fans"
But then...
The day came and went
And thing is..
I was aware of what day it was
I remember that specifically

I just don't remember what happened on that day
I can't even say that I didn't have time for me to do it too ...
Maybe I didn't
...It all depends on when the last post from this one was...
-heh-.....
>....>
Sigh
yes I feel bad
I feel awful
But I do have good news

I will be leaving my tiny island where I live to go up to the big Yuu Ess Ovay to study :D 
Yes guys yes,,.
Before you ask
I am rich enough to own an island
-rich person laughter-
-swishes wine glass-

Yall must be wondering
If you're so rich then why do you need to go study?
WElll MAYBE I need to be smart
Or maybe I'm not rich at all
And just live
in the Caribbean 
Ohohoho !!!
Good times...
GREAT ties

Y'see ties are great
And I was going to fix it ,, (the typo)
In fact..
I did fix it
But

The thing was
I figured
Ties are better than Time
Why?
Cuz
Ties don't FORCE you to wake up from sleepytime
Ties know that sleep is important
Ties are love
Ties are life

Reminds me of a video...
About ..
Shrek

Haha
I won't post it here don't worry
I don't think I can
I think YouTube probably got rid of it
Cuz
it was toooooooooo
uhm
Crap
I was saying something of importance..
Oh yes
The Shrek thing
And no I didn't look up to see what I was saying

Never look back (when typing)
Which makes me think
Maybe
I shouldn't say what happened these last year
Maybe 
I should just move forward
Maybe 
We should all move forward
Look to the future

And the future
Is bright ..
Ugh -squint-
Maybe too bright..
Oh wait
That's just Samuel's back light ... e.....e

-dimmens-
Yes that's a word
A word I created
I've ...
Shit..
I left the page window for two seconds
And forgot what I wanted to say ...
What does this mean!!!
And I can't look back!!
I made a vow thing...

UrGHHHHHHHH s
Lol a wild es appear'd

Speaking of wild things
Pokemon Go tho

Yea so
I found out the last post was in June
And I guess I was busy then
But not like physically busy
Like mentally busy
A time in my life I don't wanna talk about
Can we .. not?
Good :3
I guess this year break thing wasn't soo bad e..e
In fact
It was my body/brain knowing what to do
HAHA I guessed it was on June 9th and it was on June 9th...
I can't really prove that I guessed it tho..
Not even Jim can vouge... for me...
Vouch? ..
Ah it's vouch...
VOUCH
Hmm these 'Muricans ...
Pronounce things so differently that I didn't even know how to spell it ..
Hmm

What was I even saying ?
Yes
Jim
Sorry .. yes I did kinda look up a little ..
Just a little
.. to see >......> ............ <.....<
Just to see V.V
Sorry
Okay
Yes cuz
Jim is basically me
And as far and this looks
It could be..
not me e..e
Wait..

What?
Okay that doesn't make sense
Hahaha
Live and learn..
No..
That doesn't go here
Forgive and forget? ...

Nevermind

So I was in a bad place
at that time
And Still ..
I've never ...
EVER
Done a post on either of our birthdays

(Honestly still can't remember when this Blog's birthday is..
I think it was in April...?)
Should I check ? or just leave it and then hope I'm right
and if I'm not the mention my fail in the next post
While apologizing for my fail?
Yes
This is what I'll do
I'm also gonna guess the date too
I should start tagging my posts :D

Like what I started to do..
then ..
I got lazy..



Speaking of lazy
Please don't ask about the extra space..
It's something I'm not proud of ...
We ..
I mean
I should update the look of the blog
Maybe..

People have been complaining about the whole...
♫ flashing lights.. flashing lights ♫
Is that part of the Drunk in Love song by Beyonce? e.e

So I'm going back
To change the font of the faces
and I'm like looking at how the dots look like a stitched mouth
Pretty funny
OR maybe just creeeepy e....e

Waow.. I feel like I'm suddenly boring ..
Jim?
Got anything you'd like to add before I close for the night?

-crickets-
Okay...
HE's still mad ..
PFFFFT!
He'll get over it
.________.

Bai
See ya'll tomorrow ..
e.e yes,,
Not this weekend tho
Although maybe friday
But Def not Saturday
But on Sunday night..
If I'm not exhausted
:D!

..
Okay I'm gone now

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

And Now Formatting (ANF) :3... the tedious part of it all tbh

HAha a new acronym to remember 

You can do that for me.. I mean help me with that right Jim?? 

-more crickets- 

Sigh... yes Jim the sport is lovely 

Smh 

This guy 

Amirite? 

-conventional comical laughter-

Thank you! I'll be here all week 

April 9th -the date I'm guessing this blog got started >..<

I feel like a bad person already

♥KnowWhat youShouldKnow♥

And then I thought

Why not post today ? 

This always happens when I go through my posts 

It's like 

Reading my blog is a trigger 

The trigger 

Hmm 

If only the world felt this way 

I mean

It's not like I say anything of significance 

Buuuut 

I guess I'm from the handful of people 

Who find me 

Even remotely hilarious 

Or 'H-a-o' 

As the blog would say 

Waow 

H-a-o 

That was a pretty old ... 

Or should I say 'early' 

Post 

Old is used for when stuff has to be thrown away

There was something I wanted to check for tho...
If I spoke about malt day in a past post ...
James Patrick Alexander is useless

Jim: D: I'm not useless >.> and why you wanna be using my full name

   You don't even know the things you should =.=
the things you were created to know
How is that being useful?

Jim: Uhh .-.

Anyway
I thought I wasn't gonna get to finish
>.>
This post I mean
And by finish
I mean
Get to publish



I think it's about time I click diz button doe ;]

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥NailFile or MaimedMamals♥

Hey guys..
It's been three days since I've been here

I was about to ask if you were good
Ahaha ._.
No one answers that question but Jim
But that's cuz he doesn't have a choice

Jim: ._. Why must you do this to me?
    Hmm? :3
Jim: >.> I don't even understand why I come here to humour you

    Ohohoho Silly Jim... you say this like it is an option ... You are indeed a strange one
Jim: Sigh |:


As if...
Blogging has lost it's ness for me
I need to fix this
But..
How...
How -chin stroke-
Oh
Speaking of such
I think
I'm running out of sexy pictures to put at the start of the posts

The last one took me awhile to find in my library >.>
I guess it's kool
I wonder what I'll find this time ....

So
A long while passed
like ..
Before
I returned here
Cuz
My lil sis
Wanted us to "ombre" our pants..
Is that what it is?

-finds pictures-

Kinda almost how mine almost wanted to turn out 

I mean 

The ends are not completely white 

but

I love mine 

We just didn't have studs XD

But it's kool

I should do other things

Oh

But what? ...

Wanna know what sound I hate .___.

The sound the fb messenger makes when you get a message

Jim: seriously?
    Yea seriously ... and another thing I hate

The amount of time it takes my battery to die
Speaking of which
I should probably continue blogging on Ian

Sighhh
I need a nail file
But
Not
Just
A
Nail File
....
MY NAiL FiLE
Idk
I's look better surrounded by capital letters

Oh...
I think I scratched myself
All
Cuz
I don't
Have
That nail file
Oh sigh

This is very troubling ..
I've said it once
And I'll say it again
My nails grow too fast |:<

Lol at first I had
" My nails grow to fast"
And I'm like
-rereads-
My nails grow to fast?
Like ... fast from food?or ish? It's not lent

Anyway
My luck in finding a Nail File was ...below 0
So I have to stay with nails that can maim a wild beast
Sigh >.>
Oh well

You win some
You lose some

And don't get me started on getting rid of bleach T.T
It's just so hard
Vinegar
Which claims to work
Doesn't really
..
And look at that battery >..>
What the hell man
>.<

This is truly a struggle

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.