WOHT!! ?
I have like
180 posts?
Bruh
...
Y'know
I feel kinda bad that I only have 180 posts
cuz
...
This blog has been around for four years
And
If I'd continued like how I'd started off
I'd have probably had ...
1200+ posts
...
Omg ..
Waow,,
Waow...
I bet I can calculate how many posts I'm missing from what I should have
-starts-
Bruh...
1479
No
1480 is what I'm supposed to have in total
Omg
so like
I'm missing exactly 1300 posts
(not including this one)
this is insane
I love that it's a round number tho
I hope my calculations are correct
I wonder if anyone will tell me otherwise
We'll just have to see
I'll end this post with a list of my Current pHobias
1. The Ocean
2. Caterpillars
3. People touching my neck
4. Somewhat touching fishtanks
... with regards to #4
So ...When I was younger,
My older cousin (whom I looked up to) told me that I shouldn't touch the fish tanks
Because the fish would bite you through the glass.
And,
while now I know it's not true,
To this day
I'm still very hesitant when touching fish tanks
Ik .. gullible
But alas ..
this haunts me ._.
Curse your "Veen "
Sorry this one isn't a gif
Anyway
As always
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.
Fun fact: I still haven't given Onion Man his own space
Featured post: My first post .. it's me talking about what I thought I'd be doing for the blog..
It's actually super appropriate for this one
So
there I was
realizing that I hadn't blogged for the weekend
When suddenly a wild bladder decides to fill up
thus having me retreat to the bathroom
and
on the way out of my dorm
the door decided to attack
long story short
In fact that was the entire story
but anway
long story short
my finger
my index finger throbs every time I backspace
and when I press other keys that I'm not sure that I use my index finger to press
(not even sure if index finger is the right one)
-secretly finds a finger naming chart-
okay so I I got it wrong
yes I saw the "I I" and it was originally supposed to be a typo and I realized it added to the vyb
But anyway
It's supposedly the unimaginatively named middle finger
I personally hate this chart
but I chose it because I hate it
and I don't hate it ..
I just dislike it
I dislike it because..
it has like
two labellings
Ohh wait
-now reading the other words- I see why it has two labellings
But no guys like
It was a devastating blow
I was all like..
"WUT THE F---!" I was in so much immediate pain
I remember when I was younger
I'd have cried if this happened to me
I'm glad I'm out of that phase .. (somewhat)
But yes
I ran my finger under hot water for like
...
5 minutes
Maybe not five minutes
Maybe shorter
YOu know how pain makes like... time last longer than if you were doing something fun
like Idk
Binge-ing?
or
doing a test
idk why
it's like
time
is
relative
Anyway
That's the story of how I wanted to blog
I suppose that was the universe's way of punishing me or something
While typing that
I was wondering if I'd said it already
But the real question is
did I ..
shit
I forgot
oh no I didn't
the real question is
will I wake up with a fat red "thinger"
I was literally going to (well I technically did but you get what I mean)
anyway
I hope I don't wake up with a fat red finger
Idk how I'd be able to do my work for the week y'know
Speaking of which
...
I have shit to do
and I'm just here like
yah
But no
I'm not saying that blogging takes up my time
and helps me procrastinate
I'm saying that
I wasted my entire day today
I'm not even going to put the list of things that I have to do
Oh
it's not that much actually
Haha (just checked)
four things
probably why I'm ..
shit
5 things
sigh
three are for math
e.e
One is due tomorrow
another is due on .. Tuesday
and the other is due on Friday maybe
Sigh
Sigh
I guess I'm staying up after this post to do that one due for tomorrow
In fact
I'll start now
It's a good thing I don't have to wake up early tomorrow
-bows in gratitude- church is at 5PM
Yes I go to church e.e
it's a thing that's part of my life
anyway
Yes
actually this post was really decently lengthed ..ofc that's not a word
SO yea
MATH ~
The thing...
....that I love
-burps-
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.
PS. I just realized I never got around to putting the onion men into their own folders.
Oh well
A task for another day
Also
No(t much) formatting today .-.
This was a very serious post about my struggle to survive dorm life ADDITIONALLY:
I unlocked the secrets to making sure the strike through on .{CrookedWings}, always matches the colour.. it's just to put it everywhere now... (-ugh ... -)
~09-04-2016~ Lmao So I can't find the old blog And by that I mean I can't remember the password Or the email address for it then again the password for it will be the same
--->10-04-2016<---
Hmm so I posted this temporarily just to see what date it would give..
Fortunately it was today's day
Sigh
I was going to post yesterday
That's when I started typing this
What happened?
Well
I went to a party
Yea that's what I did
Hmm
It was okay
there was this boisterous kid there
I say kid but he's like
2... years younger than me?
-ponders...-
Yes
it's not that much
but he might as well have been a preteen who just learned about porn
Smh
Sigh
And was all touchy feely
Well not me cuz (much)
I closed my body language to him
wasn't really listening
Funnily enough I hadn't realized that I'd blocked him out
Until my friends were relaying things he'd said that night
and I'd not heard a thing
I guess my brain does it automatically
Speaking of automatic
(unrelated)
What did I write in Friday's post?
I feel like
there was something I had..
wanted to accomplish but didn't
(Hence the name "this isn't the end")
-goes to reread it-
I hope I don't get distracted at never return till late ..
(hopes for the best)
Okay I'm back with 55 minutes to spare
well
yea
so apparently I had to research when I stopped using the [] and started using {}
Also I had to find out if it was really thinking I was two hours behind
but I mean
that will be ness
I mean
It's true
...
I hope this point came across
I don't really feel like explaining this again
Okay
now
If I do the bracket research..
Idk how long I'd be gone for ..
I should time it
the time is 11:08
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Omg
It took me eight minutes
To realize
That
I've never been inconsistent
I think i'd have died if I found out that I wasnt
Although I did see
a time when
I put it in french
infact
That will be the next featured post
I mean
you don't have to read it
also
if you want to read it to understand
(Cuz I kinda don't understand it now)
Hah
Maybe that's why it has no views
Story of my life I guess
Yes yes
I have once again used the beautiful onion to express my feelings
I feel like he's the best to express my feelings
speaking of which
he should probably have his own folder
well
This is the me that this blog has to see so
this is the me that is expressed in the Onions
even if there's an onigiri as my icon for the site
I wonder if I can change it
..
I'll try one day
...
One day
One day
One dayyy
Sometimes I lay
under the moon
and thank God I'm breathing
And then I pray
Don't take me soon
Cuz I'm here for a reason
Sometimes in my tears I drown
But I never let it get me down
And when negativity surrounds
I know someday
It'll all turn around because
All my life I've been praying for
I've been waiting for
For the people say
That we don't wanna fight no more
There'll be no more wars
And Our children will play
One day
One day
One day...
It's not about
Win or lose
We all lose when they feed on
The souls of the innocent
Blood drenched pavement
Keep on moving
Tho the waters stay raging
In the maze you may lose your way
(Your way)
It might drive you crazy but
Don't let it phase you no way
(No way)
Sometimes in my tears I drown
But I never let it get me down
And when negativity surrounds
I know someday
It'll all turn around because
All my life I've been praying for
I've been waiting for
For the people say
That we don't wanna fight no more
There'll be no more wars
And Our children will play
One day
One day
One day...
One day this all will change
Treat people the same
STOP with the violence
DOWN with the hate
One day we'll all be free
And proud to be
Under the same song
Singing songs of freedom like:
!!WOYOH!!
!!WOYOYOYOH!!
!!WOYOH!!
!!WOYOYOYOH!!
All my life I've been praying for
I've been waiting for
For the people say
That we don't wanna fight no more
There'll be no more wars
And Our children will play
One day
One day
One day...
Oh... oh my I'm sorry
Idk what came over me
I got goosebumps typing that out
That song is laced with memories for me
For me and many others
Anyway
I think
My work here is done
roomie gonna e.e turn off the lights
I mena I have a lamp but
e.e ... e.e ... e.e
I'll still feel odd
Hmm anyway I'm not even gonna go to sleep
I'll just stay in bed reading or something yeeeess
This is what I'll do
Oh guys! Before I forget Jim says hi, by the way
and he's sorry he couldn't make it today
He had a prior arrangement
he also thought the posting would be yesterday but I let him down by forgetting
Anything else I'm forgetting?
i feel like I am
but
As usual
I don't wanna scroll up
...
this was a fairly long post
(you're welcome)
so I'm looking at the page viewy thingy
And well
I don't really understand what the day is e.e
Like....
Idk
I really don't know
Jim: It looks weird ... maybe a day stops at twelve midday?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Idk man
I dunno
But anyway
Why am I here?
Jim: Wellll it's the weekend sooo yah TGIF
Yes this is true lol
Omg
So I was
-time later-
Bruh
Idk what I wanted to say
And
An entire hour passed
Sigh
I just don't understand why this keeps happening to me
And I wanted a long post today
I might not get that
Although
from what I see
Blogger thinks I'm two hours or ... one hour?
Behind it ?
Maybe
So
If I started typing at like
10
It'd post at ... 8
e.e
I'll look into this tomorrow
I'll be back ~ This isn't the End ♫
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.
Oh so I noticed...
That I used to use [] rather than {}
When did I start using the {} ?
e.e
-researches-
I'll get back to you guys tomorrow
(it's actually tomorrow already but this will post yesterday :3 so I'm, typing in the past .. well
I'm always typing in the past for you guys when you read it but still... now I'm... no it still makes no sense
but you get my gist .. okay I'm gone)
Oh yes important day it is today
I just wish it fell on a rounder Number of posts
e.e
I should've seen this coming
But I wasn't even paying attention to that
T^T
Is 177 a prime number?
Sigh
I don't really like prime numbers
e.e
No ... I don't like Odd prime numbers
Why?
Cuz well
It's so cliched
Cuz you expect odd numbers to be prime
But when they aren't
It's like
o================
Shout out to
9, 27, 21, 51, 57
OMH
OMG
I knew it
Well
I had a feeling
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
Cuz I was like hmmmm
I should be able to be divisible by at least three
y'know
sigh
I'm sorry 177
Then again
I should've known
Should I have?
-researches-
No
I didn't necessarily have to know
But yes
I should
from the moment I saw that it ended with a 7
I knew
it'd not be a prime number
I knew in my souuul
sigh
The point of this post is not to talk about #177
The point of this post is to celebrate
-invites Jim-
Jim: here I am
good
you're part of this celebration too
Jim: o==! Does that mean you'll make the effort to format today?
=.= Jim
Don't test me
But yes is this answer
Jim: =3
>.> Psh
Not for you obviously
For the blog
Today is her birthday
And now the toast
-clears throat; taps glass to silence the crowd-
5 years ago today
She started off as an idea
Well actually I had a blog before her and like
it was kool but then I forgot the password for it
"forgot"
But I remembered it again
But I guess I still forgot...
Hmm
I must check that out then
Anyway
177 posts later
and here you are
Just
being yourself
I swear 5 years should have produced more than just 176 posts ._.
Sorry
And I was inactive for an entire year ...
well
A lot more than a year
XDD
If I had to count that
Omg ..
I must check that too
...
But now's not the time for sadness
Now is the time for joy
-raises glass-
To five years and to many more to come
Happy Birthday Blog ♥
I love you
WEll e.e
You are a homie that keeps me sane
Jim: Here Here! Lol you think you're sane
Jim not now |:<
So rude
I never actually named the blog tho
XDD
Jim: It's true ... so true .. but I mean ... idk
Haha same
-distributes pizza-
Have a good one guys
-clinks glasses-
Oh
Today is also the birthday of a friend I've only ever met once
And may probably never meet again
So much so that he doesn't have a nick name
sooo
I can't really say his name here
Well it's not that I can't
but
first off he doesn't even know that this place exists so even if I do mention his name
He'll never (okay maybe not never) know
And second ..
I don't like to put people's real names here
I don't even remember ever putting mine
I wonder if I put my gender on here ...
Hmm
Idk
Oh well
not important
-fireworks-
I wonder if I have a ... not a fireworks gif
but I wonder if I have a nice little picture for this post
I coulda sworn I started typing out a post ..
I guess it didn't save
Thnks a lot Ris >.>
Yes Ris
I like this nickame
She probably hates it
I'll probably still call her Iris anyway
Wanna know who I miss?
Jim: Me :D
o================================================
OMG OMG OMG JIMM IT's BEEN LIKE ...
YEARS.
MAYBE YEAR
Idk
Yea mpr...
Idk what words were about to be typed tbh
Jim: Idk how long tho ...
Same .. I wonder what happened the last time we spoke
I really do wonder -reminisces-
No
If I do then I'll get distracted and stop typing for a month probably
Jim: I wanna know what happened for me to leave and need to cool off for a year
-crylaughing emoji-
Hmm Me too but that may bring up things that we never dealt with properly back then
Are you willing to take that risk?
(Also the risk of me definitely getting distracted)
Jim: Naw We'll be fine. I'm clearly over whatever it was .. .
But maybe you just don't remember
Jim: Or maybe it's cuz you don't remember ... hmm? :]
<,<....
Pft ._. I kinda sorta remember but I can't remember the deats y'know
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-time later-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So after much deliberation
idk what it is
XDDD
Sigh this is interesting eh Jimmy ?
Jim: I suppose ... idk what I should tell you doe
Hmm how about we move past this
The point is you're here now
I'd just like to say one thing
Spring break is over
Was it great ?
Yea it was aight
Am I happy that it's over? Yes and No
Yes cuz I get to eat food again
No cuz summer break is approaching sooner
Jim: Why is this bad?
MEh .-. it just is for now
Info I'd rather not share
For I've shared it too many times ....
(ANF)
Sigh I don't feel like formatting tbh
All this to format
-scrolls up to see all the Jims (including this one) that has to be put in green-
Jim: You're the one who decided that my name must be in green .... and in times
I just felt that green was a more sophisticated colour
and also that times new roman is the best looking font in general
not just for your name
I should also probably stop cuz of how I'm positioned on the couch
(laying on one side while typing)
My right leg was starting to pain me T.T
Jim: Geez why can't you just sit up ?
Cuz JAMES ...
-valid reason-
Jim: Oh waoooow I completely see the light -_-
:D I'm glad you see reason Jimmy mah boy'
Jim: =...= Just fix yuhself bruv
yea yea... but now I can't type properly
I mean earlier I was still in an awkward position
but now..
I'm in so much of an awkward position that the typos appear more frequently
More backspacing has to be done
and
well .-.
0ther thing
Yess I spelled other with a zero
OHHH I remember my real valid reason <><> -cold- <><>
Yess
Jim: ._. you're so weird
Thank you :)
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.
-listens as my stomach give her life story-
UGHH I just remembered what I didn't save on Iris ... It was a thing with a list of movies T.T it was so beautiful -cries-
Mind you Iris ( my phone: if I haven't mentioned her yet... In fact I think I have ... And I made the double pun?? Good times ... I'll have to check that out tho e.e) has been reminding me to do it for a week or two now ... No just a week
But you see
I had this project assignment thing I needed to get done by Wednesday (so I could print Thursday)
(Update:) So that took priority
3/20/16 ... 20/03/16
Lol smh so disappointing
I was typing this and now I'm typing again
When will this gap rhing end
It's spring break
Also the first day of spring
But it's like
Super cold
Okay not super cold
I'm exaggerating
But like
Comparably
It's like
Super cold
I was saying something important before I stopped typing tho
-scrolls up-
Cool
I added what was necessary to ness
I'm gonna go back to reading now
So I'll be with you all later in the week
iFly♥
,{CrookedWings},
Ooh the commas are a nice touch ...
Oh lemme not forget to put the date of the Blog's birthday on here
I think my favourite Nstrument is the piano y'know
Maybe
I'm not sure yet
In any case
I respect people who can play it really well
Not that I don't respect all people who play instruments
It's just that
I used to play piano back in my day
"-old lady emoji-"
It's not that it was hard
But it definitely wasn't easy
So I commend lady who was on piano
But that VIOLIN tho
I like that it's like a more sophisticated guitar
Kinda
Emojis that should exist
:3
e.e
Idk why they don't
Well I kinda have an idea why :3
isn't an emoji
They won't be able to make it as nice I feel
I challenge you emoji makers !
Heed my call o============
The second one
Well
IT's simple enough...
they shouldn't mess that up honestly
Anyway
I'd love to stay and chat but
._.
School work beckons
And idk when I'll finish
I may return
But then what is the point?
So yea
No formatting today
(Well not much anyway)
This is a boring post |:
But to spice things up
(centered)
iFly♥
.{CrookedWings}.
I never really noticed how the {} are kinda like crooked wings literally o-o
Haha I am a Jeanius :DD
Only a few people will know why this is a beautiful pun
Which is sad
I may reveal it one day
Who knows..
y'know it's funny cuz
I remember saying that I may start a story randomly here one day
I'm supposed to be leaving sigh
"-tired emoji-"
It's always like this
