♥IntroQuotes♥

"Every time 

My mind wanders 

And it goes to a dark place" 

Hey guys

What's poppin?

Idk what to say today sigh
well
"right now"

I should've come earlier
Maybe the mood would've been more uplifting
Ahaha~

Anyway

You guys notice my intro quotes ?
What do you think ?
-pondering emoji-

I think they're kinda depressing
But then again
...

I miss Samuel

His absence is the reason I'm doing these intro quotes
He had... has
All these great pictures on him
And I feel like I'm so empty without his pictures and quotes

Now I must rebuild my collection
and .. head back on Tumblr

Siiigh

You see now
The thing with Tumblr
It's like the old me y'kno
And I don't feel like creating a new Tumblr
Although
After recent events
Tumblr has been calling me to return
I've been ignoring the call
But it may be the only way to survive this ~

We'll see what happens

On another note:
I need to get back all Mr Onions
I need him to express certain emotions I know only he can portray

I need
An external hard drive

but those shits are expensive
And I'm poor

Maybe I can get one for my birthday

-hint hint- ;}
-puts on snap-

Aaannnd,,,,
Done

Not many people read my posts here
Buut
MY snap is currently lit I think

We'll see what happens come June 3

Ah June 3..

I have a habit of not posting on that day
The question now is
Will I post on that day?

Probably not

I feel like it's a Blog tradition
to not post then

Plus I think I'll be distracted
Idk maybe not

To do list:
1: Cut my nails
    They are getting long and annoying af
But every time I remember that I want to cut them, I feel a wave a laziness wash over me when I think of all the things I have to get/look for to accomplish my goal.. And I mean it's not even that far away from me but.. summer laziness always wins I think.

2: I don't have a second thing I want to do actually .. sleep maybe?
    But I also want to watch HSM 2 and Boss Baby ....
I guess we'll see what happens after this post ends

Jim? Your thoughts?

Jim: I think you should go to sleep instead of bothering me ...
..... Is it that time of the month James?
Jim: ... no
.....
Jim: A little
Ah poor Jim-bob ... no never mind forget I said that
Jim: -rolls eyes- can I go now?
-shrug- Can you?
Jim: ... bai

And there we have it folks
James Patrick Alexander~

Oh!
I learned coding last semester...
#funfact

It was fun ... it was C++
But anyway

I should get going before idk

But the best part about ending the post ... is checking for errors a few years in the future

Anyway
Until further notice
Intro Quotes will replace post pics
( I hope I'm always up for an intro quote ...
I mean if not I can get one off the internet )

List of things you need

1: Chrome extension: Nyan Cat Youtube Progress Bar

Anyway...
Good bai for now ...
Till tomorrow

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥I.M.O. Samuel♥

She once said in my presence "I like to make things mine" 

And from that moment, I knew what she'd done was intentional.

Sooo look what I found...
Lurking around in my posts

18th June 2016

And yet

Another weekend has passed

Without me posting a single word

Sigh

Yes

Indeed

I have let you down

idk what to say to this..

I've not been busy at all

Maybe this blogging thing is not for me

-pondering emoji-

Idk if I've said this

But

That emoji is my new favourite

~

How interesting
right?
I feel like so much could've come from this

I swear every time
(every time I type every time I forget it's two words and not one... not really what I wanted to say but I just figured it was important to point it out (before I forgot))
but yes ...

To continue with my point
Everyt time  (<<---- look at that????????? OmG always with this typo geez)
Hmm Omg I'm so distracted
Very distracted

Okay (-tries again-)
Every time I reread my posts
I see it as so profound

I mean
Omg
I am the most interesting person ever
People just need to take the time to read
( Mainly cuz I won't really say it -laughing onion man-)
Ahh
Speaking of Onion people
I think
Mr. Onion is a lost cause cuz...
 He...
-wipes tears-
Left with Samuel
Kinda ...

Idk how this will work
I need an external hard drive
This is the only way I can save Samuel
Permanently
Kinda like
in Get Out ( there she goes referencing this movie again )

Jim: Are.... are you trying to replace me?
What ?
Jim: What?

No of course not ...
Please let me mourn the loss of my dear friend of 5 years

Jim: yea.. yea fine, sorry
Uhuh ...

But
Anyway
I think I'll close here
There's not much I want to say

♥~You had a good run Sammy ~ ♥

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

P.S Sammy is not officially gone but ... I basically cannot use him efficiently. Especially not without his charger.  much heart break.

♥Not June Ninth♥

IDK WHY
But


I always leave for a year and return around the same time
AHaha.....
Ha...

What has happened in this past year ????


A
LOT!
That's what.....
I experienced my first ever American Football Game in the fall
...
My first ...( and LAST |:<<< )
B's ....
Yea . I'm not doing that again
What else...

Sammy ... guys ...
Sammy  is ...
His life is coming to a close
And so I have gotten a new laptop
(currently using her)
Yes
It's a girl
Her name...
is
Hailey
(can anyone guess what brand? )

Uhhhmm
What else ?
Met knew people
I got discarded at one point 
Oohohoho how sad |:

Buuut
That's (kinda) all in the past

Currently just livin' life tbh

I can also change the look of the blog
(can)
But I won't
(will not )

Cuz why? ? ? ?
I feel like it speaks to me on so many levels as it is
It brings back so many memories
And I just love it

It is what it is currently

(also I don't really have all the stuff on Hailey that I do on Sammy
and I just feel like I can't simply put all his stuff on her
cuz it'd be like Get Out y'know ...
(for those who have seen it you know what I'm talking about
(oooh bracket-ception :D)) )

Oh
Uhh
Hailey
She's a touchscreen
Isn't that neat?
neat-o
..
who came up with that ??
Neat-o
It... sounds like a cereal honestly

Know what else sounds like a cereal?
Cheerio

Jim: cuz it is a cereal

Oh ... hi James

Jim: Oh we're doing formalities now? You've been gone for a year ... leaving me alone trapped in the back of your mind ... of Dar-

O-Kay``
None of this
Plz..
|:

Let's just ... idk
Let's ...

Okay
sOOo
I'm trying to remember when the anniversary of the blog is

I know I haven't
I think it's June 9th

(Probably definitely June 9th )
-checks-
Well shit..
I passed it ...
I'm sorry OMG

Plz Don't look at me!! I'm a monster 

dafu--

Jim: Language! 

Yes yes right 

I forgot.. 

One day my mother will read this 

And I don't want her to be ashamed 

But ya 

while I was typing this 

I noticed that the words were all a link .. 

Dunno why but ... 

Hm 

Anyway 

this isn't about me 

I'M SO SORRY T.T!!!! 

Don't hate me 

I didn't realize...

I thought.. I had this saved on my calendar wth }=

This is ... 

-checks- 

-returns- 

Why did I leave?

-rereads- Oh ... I didn't do that .. 

Got distracted 

-retries-

Well...

Shit 

It's there ..

Sooo 

Why didn't i see it 

or acknowledge it ??????????????????????

-question mark Meme guy-

I need to stalk up on memes 

-pondering emoji-

OMG so 

I went on this website ... like 

Today 

for the firstime in all my internet life

like for two - three seconds 

And 

Ugh 

Facebook is all like 

"suggested post -shows me ad from the website-" 

Wut |:? 

This makes 0 sense fb

Kinda a LOT creepy too

Jim! 

I've said dafuq before 

Why do I should suddenly not say it 

Jim: why is your sentence structure so bad omg 

This isn't the point Jim 

Goooosh!  

Answer my question 

Jim: ..... 

Sigh I'm sorry Jim .. 

I didn't mean to forge the blog's birthday 

Plz forgive me 

Jim: Idk I just feel like you neglected me for a year 

Hey....

 It wasn't a year ... 

:D 

Jim: -_-

... I must go shower... 

We'll speak tomorrow 

I wish I could stay here forever like fr...

I feel like I have so much to say still 

I also like the sound Hailey's keyboard makes when I type 

But anyway 

I think it's time I take my leave anyway 

Gotta head do the preparation for church 

:} 

Pce out 

A town~ 

-Yeah by Usher comes on-

In the club with my homies

tryna gett a little 

V. I 

(.....? like VIP?

like... is that what it says.. I never knew really -looks up lyrics-

OMG I'm Right 

Ahahaha I'm a genius 

Although I already knew that 

Jim: please go take a shower 

yes..... I'm gone

Baiii 

I love you all 

wait... I say this in my outro already)

ohhohohoh 

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥But Sometimes IT makes me wanna Cry♥

Another week has passed
And
Mr. Onion still hasn't gotten his own space..
Funds are limited right now
And he has to squeeze rent into his budget

This will probably take some more time again

......
He'll get there soon enough
Just pray for him

In other news
I am sleepy
And
 While it's not true that I've been kicked out of my room

I have been kicked out of my room

~Four hours later~

It's funny
How...
Four
And
Hour
Spell the same
Save for one letter
Yet they sound
NOTHING ALIKE
....
wHy English ...
why

I wish
I'd grown up under a different language
Lolol
Technically I did
I grew up under a French island

I like puns
Well...
I mean
IT's not really a pun

Jim: It's not a pun at a--

But I mean.. it could be
If I tried hard enough

I should stop posting

(she said after a 3 hour break)

The emoji I left for you is indeed the best thing I've ever left here

Ah yes
I'm also hyper tonight
But I must say good bye

♪There's never a right time to say good bye...
But I gotta make the first move
Cuz if I don't
You're gonna start hating me
Cuz
I really don't feel the way I once felt about you
Girl it's not you it's me I
Kinda gotta figure out what I need ...♪

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

p.S The title is just a line in the song XDD

♥Halls♥

I think blogging really soothes the mind

I may not write a lot here
But
I just
Needed to be here
Y'know?

It brings peace
Also
I think
I'm running out of nice
Really meaningful pictures
to put at the start of a post

Although
I've not been doing it every post
And
I think
That's specifically because of that reason
Sigh

But I guess that's just cuz I'm not on tumblr that much
Not anymore

So much so
I'm not even going to put the word in any special format

Sigh
Good times
(that's not what I really wanted to say)

Jim: Poor you you must feel awful for you to post today again

Sigh Jim sigh... it may just be so
It may just be
Although awful is not the word I'd use
Jim: Oh?

Yes ... oh
Anyway !
Tomorrow
is a Talent show
that I really wana go to
Will I go
Maybe

How will I get home?
-coughs-
I don't know

Oh
It's already 12 AM
Which means
It's already tomorrow
 ( well Samuel actually says it's not tomorrow and it's still 11 cuz it's still on Arkansas time)

I wanna leave cuz I have nothing else to say
But..
I know that
When I stop
I'll regret it
...
Although
There is something that I've stopped reading for
Maybe two years now?
...
Yea
I could just go read that


But
Samuel's butt is hot
And ..
 I don't really wanna deal with heat right about now

Anyway
I suppose this headache won't go away if the light is all up on my face too
soo

It's best I take my leave

Sigh

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥You.Don't.Get.Lucky.Twice♥

Another day

Another blog post 

In other news

I think I'm getting a cold

Even though the first thing wasn't really news..
Well
It kinda was .
It was kinda like
Me saying that I'm posting again closer to the date that was when I last post
Rather than an entire week
Y'know

but yes
This cold
I suspect it was given to me by my father
Yes
"The Fathering"

(Thought I forgot about that didn't you
Then again
I bet you all did
-squints- )

"You'd better grab a hold and hold on for your life 
Because you don't get lucky twice "

So my dad just gave us ginger tea
It was ...
Not terrible
(us as in me and my little sister)

I feel like I just picked up from where I left off randomly
And the thing is
I'm not gonna read this over to check to see if it makes sense
lol
so everyone will just have to wait and see
And by everyone
I mean me
Cuz  you all don't have to wait
Since you're not stopping reading for an entire hour to do other things
Like listen to music

#funFact
I typed most of those last sentences without looking at wht I was really typing

It's both impressive and ...
kinda not
Impressive cuz ...
Well
It is
And not cuz
What if I made typos that Im not willing to go back to fix
Then again
I am reading..
(Kinda reading)
What I'm doing
:3
Yes yes
Good stuff

BReAKINg Newss!!
Nose is crying
!
!
!

It's like
I could feel it
well no shit

Anyway
Speaking of shit
that's how I feel right now

My least favourite part is
I'll have to wake up early tomorrow
Such is my life

Always when I'm least able
For lack of a better phrase...

What haven't I done in awhile
1. Talk to Jim ...
But I'm not really feeling to edit all his name appearances tbh

2. I can't remember ........ oh yess ..s!  Make a long post
From the looks of my scroll bar that may not happen for awhile
First of all
I'm starting to feel exhausted
and my body aches
& dos
it's already past 10pm
Normally I'm okay with that
But today
I'm just annoyed with why I feel so miserable slightly

Anyway
I think
OH!
wait

I wanted to bring it to y'alls attention
With regards to Mr Onion
I was going to set him up nicely
But then I got distracted

Anyway
Such is life for Mr Onion

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Pickles♥

Sighh
So
I'm like
in a pickle
....
e.e
I won't say what it is
I just
needed to admit to myself that I was

Or else I'd just push it aside
Sigh
Idk what to do |:

Well actually the answer is obvious
But certain things prevent it from happening
HAha
Why am I writing this here

Oh well
SOooo How was my week ?

Well good news
My little sister is graduating from High school
-applause-
Yay Oin
That's good
That's great in fact

While she was nervous
No one else thought otherwise

The surprise would have been if she didn't graduate y'know
smh

Anyway
That's good

Also
I made a new friend
Kool guy I'd say

I new he existed for years tho
Maybe for 2
But
I guess now we are homies?

And Also
I drew a picture last night
After...
2 years?
Yes
After two years
It wasn't so great tbh
Not by my standards
And I set high standards
For literally everything
And people say it's good
But ...
If they saw the original
They'd probably see what I mean
Anyway

And what else happened
I think I watched 2 anime this week?
Maybe more
Most likely more
I think I watched 4
Yes four of them
One of which inspired my drawing

List of anime I've seen since I was last here:
1. Erased
2. Death Parade
3. The Pet girl of Sakurasou
4. TOKYO GHOUL

Note: the last one is in caps..
Why you ask?
Cuz it was BELLE (no worries I'm not a spoiler)

But yes

Also
I've still not give mister Onion his own home
Sigh
Poor Mister Onion


anyway
Headaches strike
So
I must flee

pce

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥June 5th♥

Ooh ..
#185

I honestly don't really have anything to say tbh

I also can't remember if I posted last week or nah
I doubt tho
Oh
My birthday was ...
two days ago lol

As always
I don't blog on my birthday ..

Lol I'm dying
so I am rolling out
*rolls*

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥Baller.Shot.Caller♥

I feel like my last post had the worst title
of all 184 posts I have
I will improve it immensely today

Only 184 posts??
Smh ..
well
I know I know
Sigh
Anyway
Uhh
Idk what I wanted to say

I just wanted to post
So I supposed we can have a surprise guest today

Jim: o=? Who dis?

You obviously...
Jim: But .. how is that a surprise??

Cuz
People expect you so they'd not expect you
So they'd be surprised that it wasn't a surprise
Jim: ......

:D
Jim: .....

:D
Jim: ,,,,,

-glares-
Jim: :DDDDDD

:3 Good boy
so Jim tell us about yourself
What do you aspire to be in life?
Jim: Uhmmm i-I didn't prepare a speech... this is all so sudden.. -freezes up-

And that's that folks
Tune in next time for
Things

I really don't know what's going on

On another note
Mr Onion man still doesn't have his own place
Sighh
-sad emoji-

I'm a failure

I think I'd need to squeeze it into my busy schedule

Jim: You don't have a busy schedule
Shut up Jim
you're supposed to be Frozen

Jim: Just let it go man.

.....................
You serious?
Jim: -grins-

-goes back to things-

So
I'm looking on the right side of the typie box place
And I'm seeing the post settings

Wondering what Permalink is
And the thing is now..
I
Don't wanna google it
Cuz I know
that if I do
I'll go on something else
And get distracted for hours
-clicks-

OHHHHHHH
I know what thinks is
I can
and I quote (from my head so it's not technically a quote although people quote me)
I can make my own link
Hahahahaha
Psh
-sassy girl emoji-
Skin
....
Wtf
why
did
I
Type
Skin
?????

-confused-
I think I wanted to say that
I probably shouldn't put all these emojis
Cuz like
I'm lazy rn
And also cuz
I don't wanna "ANF"

But alas

I must
cuz
I'm a committed person
So
Ima do that then
Yah....

good stuff
-she said with a lisp-
(Only few will get this reference... very few... Maybe just 2 ..or three.. 1 of which doesn't read my posts)
:D

Pce~

iFly ♥

.{CrookedWings}.

♥SurpriseHiatus♥

HELLO PEOPLE
I was on a ...
Two weeks?
Hiatus

Now
school is done
I'm home
And now it's
PARTY TIME
o=!
Yes
Very good
It's great cuz

I got good grades for this semester
so that's exciting
And .. uhh
I surprised my little sister
on Sunday
(That was when I returned home)
She had no idea

Lol
Good stuff
Oh my ..
It's only 8:25
I thought it was later honestly

If I was in AR right now the sun would be setting now
Haha
fun
Yes
What else can I say
Yea
That Sunday was an emotional one

But I made the mistake of not eating the morning of my flight
( >.< )
Bad decisions

Sigh
Also
Speaking of bad decisions
and things I've not done

I
Have not
Put Onion man in his own folder
I think that's
Kinda sorta bad yes

Smh
Sigh =\
the struggles are indeed real

-yawns-
I want
no
I need to sleep

Omg why
My eyes are so heavy
IT's annoying
Sigh

I'd better go then
-tis only 8:45-
only 20 minutes have past...

-leaves-

iFly♥

.{CrookedWings},